Don't forget to use your turn signal in New Mexico. Our cops are waaaay into butts.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admits to smoking crack, but it was probably when he was "in a drunken stupor," so no big deal.
Teachers who complain about students on social media should probably stop doing that. Especially if their status update contains the words "I can just kill these kids."
But here's a perfect student: a 240-year old mechanical boy that can be programmed to write just about anything.
And the Metropolitan Detention Center faces more overcrowding: This time it's from 30,000 pounds of unpopped popcorn.
Same-sex marriage is a reality in Bernalillo County.
Voice your opinion on a major makeover proposed for Bridge Boulevard today at 3:00 in the basement (Vincent Griego Chambers) of the City/County building (1 Civic Plaza).
Major improvements are also in store for Goff Road in the South Valley, however the Fourth Street Mall's future is uncertain.
Local Project Runway star Patricia Michaels was accused of stealing her own jewelry.
Monday rush hour traffic was all jacked up due to a driver with a bunch of crack shoved up their butt. Or, possibly, their hoo-ha. Police aren't saying which.
Donald Trump lashes out against everyone in the wake of a 40 million dollar lawsuit being launched against him and his university.
Part of Black Keys singer Dan Auerbach's divorce settlement dictates that the Bob Dylan hair goes to his ex-wife.
Russia is not cool with possible US/UK intervention in Syria. Ostensibly a response to Syria's alleged use of chemical weapons, the US completely ignored its ally Saddam Hussein's use of WMDs in the eighties.
Why wouldn't you expect to get sick after eating something called a "cronut"?
Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston may be playing the part of Lex Luther in an upcoming film.
Oil of Gladness, Pain-Extractor, Pain-Exterminator, Eclectric Oil and other snake oils (gallery).
New Mexico is spending two million dollars to attract Chicagoan tourists.
Everyone had a great time on the Butte this past weekend.
Sometimes kids eat their parents' medical marijuana.
Santa Fean Charles Kokesh was already in some trouble, but now he is also accused of trying to trade ivory for money and guns.
A house BLEW UP in Rio Rancho on Memorial Day.
A newborn baby was rescued from a sewer pipe in China.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford remains grossly unpopular, is losing staff and still denying that a video purporting to picture him on the pipe exists. Meanwhile, Gawker's "Crackstarter" campaign has reached it's $200,000 goal, the price of the Rob Ford/crack video.
The Mayor of Osaka said something offensive again.
The new DSM is out and hoarding is now officially an illness.
Want to avoid crowds? Don't climb Mount Everest right now.
Impressive, thick fog in Sydney, Australia.