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Movin’ Ain’t Easy

I’m an old school list-maker.
I’m an old school list-maker.

The art of moving … no, I'm not talking about rhythmic gymnastics or complicated yoga poses, I mean the actual art of switching residences and claiming a new territory as your personal sanctuary. Since, I'm in a perpetual moving limbo (waiting for a roommate to decide whether or not she's leaving the big, bad Burque), I've been searching Craigslist and various classifieds in search of a new home, a fresh start so to speak.

Since I'm [still] relatively new to the city, I'm not entirely knowledgeable about the various zip codes, what they entail, the good neighborhoods, the bad neighborhoods, the apartments that are low rent v. apartments that are close to a McDonalds. But, I've found that the actual practice of visiting complexes, searching the interweb, and conversing with various consultants is an adventure in and of itself.

For instance, I spoke to one consultant via phone. I couldn't really understand his name through the static, but it sounded something like Naim (I hope that's correct). Extremely excited and chipper on the phone, Naim said he had a great apartment that had been renovated, and the monthly rate was a whopping $450 (all bills included). Since this was in my price range, I jumped at the opportunity, and asked for the address. He informed me that the apartment was on Towner and Juan Tabo. Since I currently live near there, I assumed that the neighborhood would be somewhat nice, and the location seems central enough (in that there are a lot of businesses and stores in that area).

But, as I turned down Towner, what I envisioned as a picturesque resort-like complex of townhouses and pools was quickly overshadowed by streets with pot-holes, some dudes with jeans around their knees giving me the what-you-want stare, and buildings that didn't seem quite renovated. Now, I grew up in what some refer to as “the hood,” and though I rarely get skittish driving through neighborhoods that are considered treacherous for high crime rates (again, I just moved here, so I'm not making any assumptions), this didn't seem like it was for me. So, I kindly turned my car around after throwing the dudes a peace sign, and drove off. I called Naim and informed him that it wasn't for me, and slightly saddened, he just said, “Okay, thank you for calling. Let me know if you're looking for anything in the future.”

Aside from that, I've visited complexes that are within my price range, where the leasing consultants describe a complex as familial, yet tiresome (whatever that means). And I've gone to some that are out of my price range where the consultants said, “We like to keep it quiet around here.” So, no loud music? I'm sorry … next!

So, obviously, the art of moving to a new apartment is a bit like soul searching. You'll hit a few embarrassing moments (like when I jumped a curb next to the leasing office of Wyoming Place in front of the maintenance man), moments of realization (where I realized that a living room might actually be a nice amenity rather than a studio apartment the size of my roommate's closet), moments of clarity (ie. When I came to the conclusion that maybe I'm looking too soon, and should just be comfortable in my current situation). But that's too easy. And so, the search continues …

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        Found

        Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Baby shower for a low-income family

        Usually, the Found on Santa Fe Craigslist blog is reserved for tongue-in-cheek repostings of ridiculous Southwest furniture, unicorn mirrors, semi-used magical equipment and the like. But this one isn’t. I’d just like to share this woman’s request for help with diapers, a double stroller and a baby swing. Her husband’s work hours were cut, and they’re expecting a medically unforeseen visit from the stork. If you have a little to spare, two struggling parents in Santa Fe county could use it.

        Found

        Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: white cat ($50)

        Look into its eyes.
        Look into its eyes.

        “Beautiful white cat. I know that it is old, but not sure how old. It is a beautiful cat for those cat lovers!”

          Found

          Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Wobbly black metal shelf seeks good home (free)

           
           

          Have a heart for this poor black metal shelf. A young newly-wed couple got it as a wedding present, wife told the husband to put it togehter, husband "kinda" put it together, using only half the required number of screws, and then a year later it was out on the curb, where I rescued it. Nothing fundamentally wrong with it, except it dances its hips more than the King himself, because it's missing half its screws. Please, take it home, do something useful with it.

            Found

            Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: bronze Yoda statuette ($600)

             
             

            “Of Yoda Star Wars this a bronze statue. 3-5/8 inches tall mounted on oak base. Nice addtion to any collection, would this be. One of kind, have found another not. See in person to apreciate, asking $600 must. Hmmmmmm.”

              Found

              Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Garbage Pail Kids cards ($600)

               
               

              This Taos-area vendor is “selling all of my garbage pail kids cards that i collected them since i was 7.” For six Benjamins, the entire binder is yours.

              Found

              Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Organic farm formerly operated by Seeds of Change

               
               

              Remember when Santa Fe-based organic seed/food company Seeds of Change got bought out by behemoth Mars, Inc? And everyone said it was just a cynical green-washing PR ploy? And they were right, because Mars shut the farm down and moved operations completely out of state, but retained the company’s made-from-scratch brand and feel-good history for itself?

              You can buy that farm. It’s on 14 acres in El Guique, just north of Española. The property comes with a residence, two green houses, a 5,000 square-foot processing building and an apple orchard. And it’s certified organic.

              Found

              Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: “Unique Unicorn Mirror” ($30, must drive to Taos for pickup)

               
               

              “Ready for hanging,” enthuses the seller. Look closely and you’ll see the soul of the former owner trapped inside!

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                  Found

                  Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: red and black cotton bolero vests ($5 each)

                   
                   

                  Twinsies Day at work is double the fun with this fetching pair of matching vests. Achieving that oh-so-Santa Fe look (American-cowgirl-princess-meets-Burmese-cultural-sexworker) has never been easier, and it even comes with work and overseas travel opportunities! To get you started in your exciting new career, the vests teach you how to “move your body,” eliciting “pzazz” from “monitors” and various other customers. Only $5 each!

                  These attractive bolero vests are cotton and made in India.

                  The embroidery surrounds small reflective discs in a few places, giving an element of pzazz to the vests.

                  *Tilt your monitor or move your body to see the colors with the deepest, richest color. That will be closest to the actual product.

                  Found

                  Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Penthouse magazine collection ($10,000)

                  Yup. Ten grand for a stack of used, pre-Brazilian-wax porno.

                  Hate to sell:
                   
                   

                  I am selling my massive collection of Penthouse Magazines that I have been collecting throughout the years. My collection dates back 40 years so there is a total of about 480 issues that are in mint condition. I would like to beable to sell the entire collection all at once. I am asking $10,000 or best offer. I will consider separating the issues if the price is right. Thanks, hope to hear from you lol!

                    Found

                    Found on Craigslist: Jesus knife ($175)

                    God bless Stefie for sending this to me.

                    This handmade Jesus knife is a great Christmas gift for the collector, true believer or even teens!
                     
                     

                    In this day and age when Christians are being persecuted and their right to worship taken away, it's a good idea to have some protection. Now you can have the Lord and a great combat knife as your protector!

                    Twelve inch stainless steel blade with steel crucifix handle. Serrated top edge for sawing and slashing. Great for ripping through soft meat and bone!

                    Arm yourself, protect yourself, in the name of the Lord!

                    Merry Christmas!

                    Free shipping with purchase of two or more knives!

                    Found

                    Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Neutered O magazines ($25)

                    With Oprah’s show ending in 2011, experts predict this collection of ripped-up O back issues will skyrocket in value. Bonus: All quizzes, such as Dr. Phil’s popular “Are You Normal?” series, have been conveniently filled out for you, giving you countless hours of extra free time, which is just great.

                     
                     
                    2 boxes of O Magazines from the very beginning, first issue in to 2008

                    Annoying perfume ads have been torn out, which is a very good thing.

                    To the one with the best offer for over 100 magazines.

                    There is so much in those magazines to enjoy and learn from.

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                        Xander Harris6.8.2013