V.23 No.52 | 12/25/2014
The Daily Word in KISS, Creed and cryptids.
By Constance Moss & Carl Petersen [ Mon Dec 22 2014 12:06 PM ]
A Texas plumber's work truck ended up in the hands of ISIS, and he has no idea how.
The best part of waking up is Kiss’ Paul Stanley in your cup.
A runaway bin lorry caused multiple fatalities in Glasgow.
A driver in France also mowed down several pedestrians in the town of Dijon.
In more uplifiting French news, research shows champagne bubbles may be cause for celebration.
The former singer of Creed lost his marbles a while back and has yet to regain them.
Pope Francis' Christmas speech to the Vatican Clergy was not all warm and fuzzy.
George W. the painter tries to get the nose right.
Review the year in bigfoot sightings.
Me hungover? You hungover.
Songbirds can sense tornadoes in time to get the heck away.
A South Valley rehab center is under Norovirus quarantine.
When you shoplift an axe you become and axe-wielding shoplifter.
Don’t hold your breath on that downtown ice-skating rink.
Happy birthday, Barbara Billingsley.
V.20 No.7 | 2/17/2011
The Daily Word 02.14.11
By Nick Brown [ Mon Feb 14 2011 10:24 AM ]
Maksim Gelman: stabber.
William Pitel: stabber.
Who could have taken the King Tut Statue? Who? Who?
Arcade Fire won Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards.
Don’t eat the yogurt at the Playboy Mansion.
They are selling eight Beyblades to replace a destroyed bathtub.
Uh, oh. There’s a Siberian wolf problem.
Tiger Woods is in trouble for spitting.
Energy drinks can be tasty kid killers.
A New Mexican artist hits the big boing time.
The seven nerdiest sex toys.
Perhaps a catchy rap song could teach you to solve a Rubik’s Cube.
Bigfoot loves Zagunut Bars. Really? It sounds like an elaborate lie, but who am I to say.
Metro Court is ready for over 100 Valentine’s Day weddings (no same-sex, though).
Al Sharpton says essentially nothing about Susana Martinez.
There’s a bill to create a $100 fine for feeding pigeons.
Cedric Lara: evil mailman.
Happy birthday to my Valentine, Florence Henderson, hopped up on goofballs, dripping with gross.
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