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V.26 No.5 | 02/02/2017

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The Daily Word in more Trump horse sheet, legalizing cannabis in New Mexico and a meteor

Just one meteor but a dandy one

The Daily Word

While unlikely to happen soon, legal recreational cannabis use is closer than ever to becoming reality in New Mexico.

Fat lady who fell in comical fashion while riding a scooter and shopping for gallons of soda pop in a Walmart is speaking out about how everyone is laughing at her and it isn't funny.

President Trump wants you to know that there are thousands of terrorist attacks killing innocent midwest farmers and average Euro Svens news of which is being suppressed by evil media companies. Like Weekly Alibi, for instance. We could have reported on the briefcase nuke that destroyed UNM's Valencia campus, but rah rah terrorism (raspberry sound).

There isn't any actual skateboarding but still, this Russian skater is pretty damn high up in the air on the edge of a skyscraper, uh ... with his skateboard.

A spectacular meteor zoomed across a pile of states and part of Canada Monday morning.

Finally we may rest assured that huge amounts of LSD will not "fry" your brain and turn it into swiss cheese on a stale Trisket. You might develop a mental problem tho but that's different.

Let us all—all of us adults—enjoy Alistair Crowley's completely obscene 666 word poem about his girlfriend, who, in a tamer moment, he once compared to a hoover vacuum.

Here for your further enjoyment or, maybe, just to induce uncontrollable rage, is every tweet Trump has tweeted in the time he has had the POTUS Twitter account!

V.20 No.28 |

NEWS

The Daily Word: 7.16.11: weekend Rail Runner service is on; marijuana prohibition; News of the World R.I.P.

The Daily Word

Follow up: Obama has completely reneged on his promise to repeal marijuana prohibition.

Rail Runner: back on schedule, DUH.

Any Which Way you Can.

Toe-sucking Tarantino.

The other Loch Ness Monster.

Funniest thing you will read today.

Learn how to drive, asshole.

Bob fucking Ross.

Pinging, News of the World and the end of the British Empire.

PENG! Watch this.

Why hasn't my phone been hacked!?

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

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