The decision between Barack and Mittens hinges on competing myths of the American consciousness.

Only 63.5% of Americans have a job or are looking for one.

Mittens savors the jobs report. More on that report and the great recession.

Nobody wants a PC; bad times for Intel.

New "iPhone 5" to be unveiled on Wednesday—what cool new extra will it offer?

Carbon-cutting in New Mexico may be done on a voluntary basis.

The coral reefs of the Caribbean are almost dead.

Arctic ice melting at an alarming rate. (Mittens mocks any concerns.)

Junk DNA is unveiling mysteries of the human body.

What does the use of "Tu" on Twitter (rather than the formal "Vous") mean for the French language?

Stainless steel appliances are passé—what's the next big trend?

Tips on booking a vacation.

A review of the fashions at last night's VMAs.

Weather: Highs in the low '90s today, dipping to the '70s tomorrow. Thunderstorms may happen through tomorrow. High temps cruise in the mid-'80s in the first half of next week.

Anonymous is gearing up to attack Facebook this November.

The Congressional Supercommittee has been chosen.

North and South Korea exchange fire.

Glen Beck warns that the looting in London will spread to America, even though these looters don't seem all bad.

President Obama can't catch a break.

FBI agent discusses the West Mesa buried bodies case.

Missouri high school bans Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-5.

America is not ready for President Rick Perry.

Recently discovered vial of Ted Bundy's blood may help uncover more murders.

The Onion is starting a paywall.

I guess horsemaning is the new planking, but whatever happened to flanking?

Probably not a good idea to heckle Aziz Ansari.

Chinese landlord releases thousands of scorpions to chase away his tenants.

Thomas the Imperialist Tank Engine.

Ten crazy slow-motion videos.

Does Pluto have rings?

Tim Heidicker (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) saw a UFO.

Six things that were probably built by aliens.

Happy Birthday Rosanna Arquette!!!

 

The poor creature you see before you, wallowing in its urine, is the Oriental Yeti: a hairless bear-like creature with the tail of a kangaroo and the voice of a cat. It wails mournfully as it awaits its DNA testing. Study hard, little ManBearPig. Good luck on your test.

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