V.23 No.25 | 6/19/2014
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #350: John Kerry’s Dog
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Wed Jun 18 2014 12:47 PM ]
The front seat of my truck is filled with grocery bags. I pull into John Kerry's driveway behind a white minivan. I speak with him through my window. He is offering a million dollars to anyone who can catch his dog. I can hear the dog barking in the trees out back. I see U, from work, aiming a camo-painted dart rifle at the dog while his sidekick looks on.
V.23 No.20 |
The Daily Word in a mad doggy, New Mexico's most wanted and police chief camera sex
By Mark Lopez [ Fri May 16 2014 9:18 AM ]
In case you're sad about Barbara Walters leaving “The View,” you can read about how she wants to spend her retirement.
Police try to categorize what kind of killer Aaron Hernandez is … you know … in case he gets convicted.
Charity Johnson, a 34-year-old woman from Texas, was arrested after posing as a high school student for nearly a year.
Police unions across the nation are pushing for workers' compensation if they suffer from PTSD.
Since ABQ Pride is coming up, here's a little snippet of milestones in the effort to legalize gay marriage, as compiled by the Miami Herald.
Mason Campbell, the 12-year-old suspect in January's Roswell Middle School shooting, is expected to plead guilty at today's hearing.
It's “America's Most Wanted”—New Mexico style. Okay, it's New Mexico's Most Wanted.
“Naia” is apparently proof that modern Native Americans and the first Americans share common ancestors.
V.23 No.12 | 3/20/2014
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #340: I Had an Experience on a Truck
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Mar 25 2014 1:38 PM ]
I am riding in a flatbed truck with some farm workers. I spot some tornadoes on the horizon. We arrive at "Washer Heaven." A Great Dane tries to climb over the rail into the truck. I pat his paw. "Good Dog", I say and try to push him off.
V.23 No.2 |
The Daily Word in Chris Christie's apology, West Virginia's water and dead chickens
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Jan 10 2014 10:18 AM ]
People weigh in on Gov. Chris Christie's apology concerning his team's “callous” and “stupid” behavior.
HBO's "Girls" gets renewed for a fourth season. Has the third even premiered yet?
After a chemical spill contaminated the water supply, nearly 200,000 people in West Virginia were left without H2O.
A major drop in added jobs for December flusters economists.
Someone's been leaving dead chickens at a North Valley cemetery.
It seems that panhandling has become a profession for a couple (and their kids) in Modesto, Calif.
Some students in Gallup found a way to cheat the system.
A woman surrendered her dog (that tested positive for cocaine and marijuana), but now she wants her canine friend back.
Coors Banquet beer puts out an 18-wheeler engulfed in flames.
V.22 No.51 |
The Daily Word in Obama's year-end conference, a potted puppy and "the object"
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Dec 20 2013 12:50 PM ]
It's time for President Obama's year-end news conference!
Who will save Blackberry?
Could our recent economic growth and rise in stocks lead toward a prosperous 2014?
It looks like Bertha found “the object.”
In case you're unemployed, Eclipse Aerospace might have a job for you.
Animals shelters around Albuquerque have asked people to stop bringing in animals because there's no room left.
A parent went into a classroom and threatened a student at Colinas Del Norte Elementary School in Rio Rancho.
A portland pup ate too many weed brownies and had to be taken to the vet. Poor guy couldn't handle the high.
V.22 No.31 |
The Daily Word in the Bulger trial, a bomb-throwing beauty queen and singing canines
By Mark Lopez [ Mon Aug 5 2013 11:08 AM ]
The defense says he was an informant; the prosecution says he's a murderer. Bulger's trial should come to a close this afternoon.
Talk about the future in food ...
It looks like the recently crowned Miss Riverton isn't your average bombshell.
Two people were injured in a shootout that targeted the Black Berets motorcycle club. The Black Berets say “it ain't over.”
In Bernalillo County, a man was shot and killed by police on Sunday evening after threatening a deputy.
Apparently breaking into public pools for a late-night dip isn't enough …
The “Old Main” prison, which been closed for 15 years, could become “New Mexico's Alcatraz.”
It seems like Daft Punk might be popular with canines as well.
V.22 No.28 |
The Daily Word in stand your ground, electric Apple and Cory Monteith's death
By Mark Lopez [ Mon Jul 15 2013 10:11 AM ]
George Zimmerman trial outcome causes speculation on the "stand your ground" law.
Taking photos of the secretary of state's house and a pellet gun in your car? Someone's been a busy boy.
Apple is set to investigate a claim that a woman was electrocuted by her iPhone.
"Glee" star Cory Monteith was found dead in a Vancouver hotel over the weekend. Police have ruled out foul play.
"Angel" the dog is said to be recovering well after having her throat slashed.
Heavy rain catches Albuquerque citizens in the metro area off guard.
Jury deliberations for the Levi Chavez murder trial started at 8:30 this morning.
K-Y Intense Arousal gel causes Alabama post office evacuation. No joke.
V.22 No.7 | 2/14/2013
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #283: My Disneyland Experience.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Feb 12 2013 10:49 AM ]
Our yard is now connected with my brother-in-law, J's, yard. His black dog runs into our yard. J looks out the window as he plays boogie woogie piano. He now has a trimmed gray beard. I motion to him that I would like to jam. He motions back by wiggling his hand —maybe later. Later we see his new fireplace. It consumes an entire wall and the smoldering logs are stacked to the ceiling. I describe my Disneyland experience to a short Asian woman. I tell her that I did try the weightlessness ride and that I got to fly. I tell her that it felt like I expected it would.
V.21 No.38 | 9/20/2012
The Daily Word in Fred Willard, gold bars and stolen yorkies.
By Nick Brown [ Tue Sep 18 2012 10:17 AM ]
130 Mexican prisoners are on the loose.
Face slasher takes the Metro.
It’s a great time to run a newspaper. Not really.
A balding man with a ponytail is accused of beating a woman with a dog.
“They’ll never find my gold bars.”
Oh, the funny pictures.
Taylor Swift broke up with me swiftly.
Try these Photoshop brain teasers.
I have too many coffee mugs. Stop thinking up them.
What's the quickest way to the Quickie Mart?
Here’s the story of the burnt bigfoot.
There's a new monkey that looks like somebody you know.
Now you can monitor clean-up efforts in Los Alamos.
Some hunters had an herb farm adventure.
Happy birthday Fred Willard.
V.21 No.25 |
The Daily Word in Egypt, genetic attraction and the chocolate city
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jun 24 2012 9:46 AM ]
The ugliest dog of the year.
Cutest baby dwarf bunny of the year.
D.C. is no longer a chocolate city.
Beyond the Thunderdome in Alamogordo.
Motorists in Massachusetts must pay a fee in order to contest a ticket.
Ever heard of "genetic attraction?"
A billionaire's unprecedented land donation may result in more protected areas in New Mexico.
Sandusky may appeal guilty verdict.
Sandusky's conviction could spell trouble for Penn State University.
New technology allows someone (read: "some government agency") to identify your fingerprint from twenty feet away.
Mary Jane, the musical.
On this day in 1944 Jeff Beck was born.
V.21 No.15 | 4/12/2012
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #246: The sleepy dog.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Apr 24 2012 12:41 PM ]
I ask my sleeping dog if he wants to go out. He tries to get up but falls over backwards. A guitar case falls over on top of him and I laugh. "What?!" he asks angrily.
V.21 No.12 | 3/22/2012
Lord of Dogtown
By Carolyn Carlson
Councilors honor a DEA agent at the end of his career.
V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011
He Thinks He’s People
“Wilfred” on FX
By Devin D. O’Leary
V.20 No.27 |
The Daily Word: 7.9.11: R.I.P. Betty Ford; News of the World kaput; federal marijuana prohibition renewed; bestiality
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Jul 9 2011 5:00 PM ]
So did this woman (coroner report.)
President Obama has FAILED on his promise to end federal agencies fucking with the states' medical marijuana programs.
Yes, Virginia, Al Capone had a hide-out in NM.
On this day in 1793, buying slaves was outlawed in Canada.
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