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Our yard is now connected with my brother-in-law, J's, yard. His black dog runs into our yard. J looks out the window as he plays boogie woogie piano. He now has a trimmed gray beard. I motion to him that I would like to jam. He motions back by wiggling his hand —maybe later. Later we see his new fireplace. It consumes an entire wall and the smoldering logs are stacked to the ceiling. I describe my Disneyland experience to a short Asian woman. I tell her that I did try the weightlessness ride and that I got to fly. I tell her that it felt like I expected it would.

130 Mexican prisoners are on the loose.

Face slasher takes the Metro.

It’s a great time to run a newspaper. Not really.

A balding man with a ponytail is accused of beating a woman with a dog.

“They’ll never find my gold bars.”

Oh, the funny pictures.

Taylor Swift broke up with me swiftly.

Try these Photoshop brain teasers.

You are feeling very sleepy.

I have too many coffee mugs. Stop thinking up them.

What's the quickest way to the Quickie Mart?

Here’s the story of the burnt bigfoot.

There's a new monkey that looks like somebody you know.

Now you can monitor clean-up efforts in Los Alamos.

Stolen yorkies!

Some hunters had an herb farm adventure.

Black widow.

Happy birthday Fred Willard.

The ugliest dog of the year.

Cutest baby dwarf bunny of the year.

D.C. is no longer a chocolate city.

Beyond the Thunderdome in Alamogordo.

Motorists in Massachusetts must pay a fee in order to contest a ticket.

Ever heard of "genetic attraction?"

Fran Tarkenton doesn't find President Obama very incredible.

A billionaire's unprecedented land donation may result in more protected areas in New Mexico.

Sandusky may appeal guilty verdict.

Sandusky's conviction could spell trouble for Penn State University.

Gaseous anomalies on Star Trek.

New technology allows someone (read: "some government agency") to identify your fingerprint from twenty feet away.

NSA refuses to release information because it would violate the NSA's privacy.

Fruit and vegetable skulls.

Mary Jane, the musical.

What is Pland?

Islamist wins election in Egypt.

On this day in 1944 Jeff Beck was born.

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I ask my sleeping dog if he wants to go out. He tries to get up but falls over backwards. A guitar case falls over on top of him and I laugh. "What?!" he asks angrily.

Betty Ford died.

So did this woman (coroner report.)

President Obama has FAILED on his promise to end federal agencies fucking with the states' medical marijuana programs.

Satisfaction played on Peanut Butter Captain Crunch bass and other garbage made by the Garbage Kids.

Ready Steady Go! Cathy McGowan and the Rolling Stones lip-sync I Got you Babe.

News of the World, WTF. AND R.I.P. Murdoch empire?

Gay Marriage in New Mexico? Thanks to Steve Terrell.

Funereal strippers.

Sackville, New Brunswick is almost 250 years old.

Yes, Virginia, Al Capone had a hide-out in NM.

On this day in 1793, buying slaves was outlawed in Canada.

Posted to Alibi's Flickr photo pool by our buddy richardzx.

White Cat & Dinky--Staredown!