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V.25 No.4 | 01/28/2016
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Hail, Cesar!

Friday, Feb 5: Cesar Millan Live

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Feb 3 2016 10:47 AM ]
The star of "Dog Whisperer" reveals the secrets of happier, healthier relationships between humans and their beloved canines in his exciting live show.
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V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015
Lucky Paws via Facebook

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A Howlin' Good Time

Sunday, Dec 27: Howl-i-day Give Back Tour 2015

By Megan Reneau [ Fri Dec 25 2015 11:00 AM ]
Help support the city's adoption site with the highest adoption rate and lowest return rate. Make a donation and select a new dog or cat toy to go into the giant stocking.
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V.24 No.44 | 10/29/2015
give2gether.com

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Running of the Dogs

Sunday, Nov 1: Doggie Dash and Dawdle

By Megan Reneau [ Fri Oct 30 2015 6:00 PM ]
Highlights include a 5K chip-timed run, two-mile "fun walk," a Barketplace, live entertainment, "Doggie Carnival", Flying Houndz Frisbee, Nosing Around Scavenger Hunt and more.
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V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015
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Spooky Pooches

Saturday, Oct 24: Watermelon Mtn Ranch Halloween Pet Costume Contest

By Cerridwen Stucky [ Thu Oct 22 2015 5:00 PM ]
Dress up your pet and win prizes!
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The Daily Word in the future is the present, who killed the four-year-old, and good old MJ

By Cerridwen Stucky [ Wed Oct 21 2015 2:48 PM ]
The Daily Word

Today is Back to the Future day, but no one is in a hovercraft.

A road rage incident has the city in shock. There is now new information on the suspect.

A realistic portrayal of what Trump would do with his first 100 days in office.

Jaden Smith plans to disappear. Please don't leave us, you are an irreplaceable voice of insight in the blind modern day Hollywood.

Joe Biden isn't running for president, and lots of people are surprised.

Dogs go to Utah instead of Heaven.

Listen to Smooth Criminal played on traditional Japanese instruments.

V.24 No.37 | 09/10/2015
Amelia Olson

Alibi Picks

Loving Humans, Loving Pets, Loving Communities

2015 Link Conference

By Amelia Olson [ Sat Sep 12 2015 12:00 PM ]
This year's Link conference features national and local speakers including Lt. Andrea Taylor and Misha Goodman to highlight what other jurisdictions are doing with demonstrated success.
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V.24 No.22 | 5/28/2015

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The Daily Word in sumo wrestling, salmonella, Santolina and Sun Ra

By Constance Moss [ Fri May 22 2015 11:29 AM ]
The Daily Word

Barclays plans to build Santolina: an entirely new city just outside Albuquerque.

40,000 bees were found under this woman’s bedroom floor.

See a bee grow up in 60 seconds.

Italy warns consumers of a Prosecco shortage.

A salmonella outbreak in the US linked to sushi tuna has sickened more thank 50 people.

An adult dating site was hacked, publicly revealing its users’ kinky turn-ons.

Judge Judy delivered the commencement speech at Shiprock High.

Here’s a glimpse into the life of a sumo wrestler.

These portly cats and dogs are participating in a pet slimming contest.

Herman Blount, AKA Sun Ra was born on this day in 1914, supposedly on the planet Saturn. Space is the Place!

V.24 No.15 | 04/09/2015

news

The Daily Word in making the elderly comfortable, DOGS and oppressive military policies

By Amelia Olson [ Fri Apr 10 2015 10:26 AM ]
The Daily Word

It's Friday and I'm kind of crabby and kind of excited for the lunch I packed. News is kind of good and kind of horribly depressing.

Live your life!

The military typically discharges transgender troops on medical grounds.

High five to Lovelace Westside Hospital for making their emergency room more comfortable for seniors. The new rooms feature softer lighting, clocks and signs that are easier to read.

A judge was all like “Bye, Felicia”and removed District Attorney Kari Brandenburg from the murder prosecution of two Albuquerque police officers who are accused of killing James Boyd. The judge stated a “conflict of interest.”

A man in Brazil posted an unexpectedly funny and poignant Facebook post and the internet REALLY liked it.

In case you're kinda dumb, here is a page explaining what a dog is.

V.24 No.14 | 4/2/2015
“Bacon, bacon, bacon!”

Film Review

White God

Canine coup strikes Hungary in animalistic revenge flick

By Devin D. O’Leary
Every dog has its day in animalistic revenge flick White God.
V.24 No.8 | 02/19/2015
Instagram user amandastclaire

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This Week's Instagram Photo Contest Winner!

#alibipets February 13-19, 2015

By Amelia Olson [ Fri Feb 20 2015 3:58 PM ]

This week's contest simultaneously melted our hearts and brains. It's hard to decide a winner when every dang picture is the cutest thing on planet earth.

Here's a few of our favorites:

But since there can only be one winner, we all agreed Instagram user amandastclaire's picture turned our hearts into applesauce!

Congratulations, amandastclaire! We have $10 alibi bucks for you and a surprise waiting for you at our office! You can email amelia@alibi.com to redeem your prizes!

Stay tuned for next week's photo contest guidelines!

V.24 No.3 |

news

The Daily Word In Space Camp, Fake Babies and Becoming President

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Jan 21 2015 11:53 AM ]
The Daily Word

It’s Wednesday! How are you? Have you been getting enough sleep and drinking enough water? Don’t get too worried about all the stuff you worry about, because it will all work out. Probably. Just take a deep breath, read these mostly uplifting stories, and remember that you are important and people love you.

The fake baby in American Sniper was snubbed at the Golden Globes. RUDE.

Space camp. SPACE CAMP! WE HAVE A SPACE CAMP!

People who care about sports are freaking out about the deflated footballs used during the Patriots game.

Eight of the 43 presidents of the United States never went to college! TAKE THAT, DAD!

Your daily proof that dogs are real life angels.

TLC has created a Kickstarter to help finance a new album.

The highest paid Youtube star is a mysterious woman who clearly loves nail art and opens Disney toys.

V.24 No.2 |

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The Daily Word In Secret Dungeons, Orangutans and Glitter

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Jan 14 2015 11:58 AM ]
The Daily Word

If you receive an envelope full of glitter that is sure to get all over the damn place, it wasn't me!

Orangutans: they’re just like us!

THIS DOG TAKES HIMSELF TO THE DOG PARK ON THE BUS BECAUSE HE IS A GENIUS AND HAS LIFE FIGURED OUT MORE THAN ANY OF US.

Some guy signed a contract to buy the dormant missile silo in Roswell, taking it off the real estate market and proving that people are actually as bizarre and magnificent as they seem.

A man who was apparently wearing body armor was shot and killed near Constitution last night by APD. The story is still unfolding and there are many questions surrounding the incident.

A guy found a trap door in the closet of his recently rented studio apartment that lead to a secret dungeon. So...that’s totally terrifyingly creepy.

V.23 No.47 |

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The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Nov 26 2014 12:14 PM ]
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It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!

Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.

In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,

And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!

A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?

And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.

Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!

Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.

V.23 No.12 | 3/20/2014
“Ask me about my growling!”

Best of Burque

Best of Burque Photo Deadline Extended to Noon on Monday March 24

You can email Best of Burque photos to bob2014@alibi.com now.

By Carl Petersen [ Wed Mar 19 2014 1:58 PM ]

I wanted to enter Gomez in Best of Burque, but when I tried to send his picture in (to me) there was some kind of … photorazzle.boogerbomb thing I had to register on … and then the phone rang, and I spilled my coffee, and Dr. Cyclops was on and I just never got back to it. Does everything have to be so complicated?

No, it doesn’t. And it’s not fair we should miss out on so many photos of babies, dogs, cars and tattoos because of some complicated thing we set up a few years ago. My apologies to the 50 or so of you who jumped through the hoops.

Now you can just email your photos to bob2014@alibi.com by noon on Monday, March 24. We’ll put some of them in our Best of Burque issue, on stands Thursday, April 3. (Yes, I know it will actually be out on Wednesday April 2, but we like making that complicated, too. Don’t ask. It’s a weird little publishing thing.)

And remember, you still have until midnight tonight (Tuesday, March 18) to submit your Best of Burque votes, or even just change them around in case you just discovered a great new … furniture store or something.

Also, dog photos aside, we really do just count up the votes with no monkey business—so don’t call me complaining if your grandma’s nicknack nook didn’t win an award. It’s not my fault. Believe in us. Believe in the system.

V.23 No.1 | 1/2/2014

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The Daily Word in broken legs, deadly dogs and creepy dinosaurs

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Dec 30 2013 10:57 AM ]
The Daily Word

Bingo!

Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts is gay.

Deadly dogs can be irritating … and deadly.

Note to the police: Only a martini will make me come down.

A plus-sized Barbie would require more plastic and cut into profits.

Find out how the creepy dinosaur keeps watching you.

Anderson Silva broke his leg—like, wiggly broke his leg—during his UFC championship fight.

Guess which kids can’t go in the ocean anymore.

Some dogs recognize faces. All dogs recognize bacon-flavored snacks.

An Albuquerque mom allegedly kicked her son to death.

A Madrid woman is accused of biting off a finger.

Beware the deadly bike trail trip wire.

Happy birthday Davy Jones (and Mike Nesmith).

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