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V.25 No.35 | 09/01/2016

The Daily Word in Mouth-Breathers, Ghost Thieves and Goat Yoga

By Joshua Lee [ Sat Sep 3 2016 9:00 AM ]
The Daily Word

A Chinese artist, Lu Pingyuan, claims he stole a ghost from an English pub after the ghost agreed to be a piece of art and go on tour. The pub owner is not so happy with this arrangement and is asking the artist to return the ghost immediately.

A Trump supporter warns that if we let the Big Man lose the race, there could be "taco trucks on every corner." That actually sounds pretty awesome.

Stop. You had me at "yoga with goats." I'm moving to Oregon.

The very first confirmed case of identical twin puppies has happened. They're Irish wolfhounds, known to rate somewhere around 8.6 on the Cute-o-meter, and threaten to rend the very fabric of existence with their sweetness.

Here's another animal first: A mouth-breathing dolphin was discovered in New Zealand. Marine biologists aren't sure how or why the little bugger is doing it, but until now it was believed to be impossible.

Experience virtual terror with Björk Digital, a virtual reality exhibition that lets the audience experience a one-on-one concert with Björk. I don't know if my heart could handle such a fright.

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The Daily Word in pot-legalization in New Mexico, 85 people own half the world and the toilets of Sochi

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 21 2014 8:46 AM ]
The Daily Word

There was a very high-speed police chase and accident in Corrales.

New Mexico State Senator Ortiz Y Pino is trying to get a pot-legalization resolution on next November's ballot.

A New Mexico Judge ruled that spotting pot plants from the air does not allow authorities to conduct a ground search.

President Obama's current views on marijuana.

Fundraiser for the Jamaican Olympic bobsled team!

Detroit is getting a big-ass Robocop statue.

Macgyver should have driven a Pontiac Stinger.

85 people own half the world.

A huge cache of documents related to sexual abuse by priests in the Chicago Archiocese have been published online.

There is a large dolphin kill happening in Japan.

An Arizona State University fraternity held an offensively-themed MLK Day party.

Read this Legs McNeil interview with Moe Tucker.

The Sochi Olympic games still have the specter of terrorism hanging over them but the big news is now the toilets.

V.21 No.27 | 7/5/2012


The Daily Word in Syrian violence, snitches, foie gras

By Sam Adams [ Fri Jun 29 2012 10:23 AM ]
The Daily Word

Roughly 140 people killed in Syria yesterday. Nearly 2,000 civilians have been killed in June, alone.

Parts of the Bosque are closed due to high fire risk.

Police say man who drove his car through Kit Carson Park at 4 a.m. was quite drunk.

Atlanta police murder a 92-year-old woman and ask a C.I. to cover for them.

Supreme Court’s health care ruling in minute-to-minute detail.

Video of San Juan inmate attacking prison guard with a toilet-bowl-cleaner shank.

Reflecting on Hunter Thompson’s Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72.

NBA Draft results prompt examination of infamous Draft-day attire.

California is banning foie gras, kind of like Chicago did several years back and then overturned.

No word on whether Oliver Twist is one of the spooky eyed children in this gallery of 1870s juvenile mug shots. Still, none of them are as sinister-looking as this kid.

Shanghai’s misogynistic public trans system.

Padlocked tacos and margaritas in condoms on this person’s Etsy account.

An ideal layout for movie theaters.

“Asshole” dolphin brings to mind a great Dave Chapelle skit.

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