In the news: A Mason Jar exploded, A prisoner escaped from MDC, slowest internet speeds in the nation, Obama is asking Congress for 4 million dollars, Insane Clown Posse, State declarations and nuclear-free zones, arah Palin is calling for President Obama's impeachment, Jack Kevorkian's Deathmobile, One fifth of Detroit, Three new species of mushroom, Doritos Roulette"
In the news: late-term abortion ban proposal will not be on the ballot, unpopular "voter initiated" measures are often passed anyway, rally to denounce terror, Operation Rescue, intimidate physicians and clinics, Al Jazeera America is coming, Radioactive water is leaking, Pervez Musharraf has been charged with murdering Pakistan's former Prime Minister, unlawful gathering of Pastafarians, Elmore Leonard died, Ratt and Dokken nearly went the way of Skynyrd, Doritos that Seattle cops handed out at Hempfest are cropping up on eBay
The Taco Bell / Doritos hybrid—a match made in heaven? The only real question here is: What took them so long?
Last night after consuming two powerful beers, I had a sober friend roll me up to the drive through at the neighborhood TB. The wait was long, and in apology, a worker gave me a coupon. I wonder if it will be good in three years, because that’s about the rate at which I consume Taco Bell.
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