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I swim in deep marble tanks with dreadlocked mermaids.

Ambulance joyride.

Taxi getaway car.

Choked with dreadlocks.

Tragic escalator accident.

David Bowie announces new album, etc.

Stone breasts survive lightning strike.

Then vs. Now.

Time to shoot an ibex.

Goodbye, HP jobs.

Happy birthday Wilkie Collins.

Thanks to Plant and Maliskas for the help!