V.26 No.8 | 02/23/2017
The Daily Word in very underwhelming Trump rallies and the way-back machine for marijuana, health care, culture
RIP Bill Paxton
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 28 2017 1:54 PM ]
Gas stations around the Duke City have been tampered with. APD recommends using cash to pay for gas if possible.
Dominique Perez, one of the APD officers who shot James Boyd, appears set to regain his job.
Latest President Trump revelation: former President Barack Obama and "his people" are responsible for White House leaks.
If you missed yesterday's massive rallies in support of Trump, the president is calling for another show of support this Saturday! This is known as "doubling down".
The Trump administration plans to begin enforcing federal marijuana laws, leaving states with legal medical and recreational cannabis with a feeling of uncertainty and provoking outrage throughout the marijuana industry.
V.26 No.5 | 02/02/2017
The Daily Word in more Trump horse sheet, legalizing cannabis in New Mexico and a meteor
Just one meteor but a dandy one
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 7 2017 9:43 AM ]
While unlikely to happen soon, legal recreational cannabis use is closer than ever to becoming reality in New Mexico.
Fat lady who fell in comical fashion while riding a scooter and shopping for gallons of soda pop in a Walmart is speaking out about how everyone is laughing at her and it isn't funny.
President Trump wants you to know that there are thousands of terrorist attacks killing innocent midwest farmers and average Euro Svens news of which is being suppressed by evil media companies. Like Weekly Alibi, for instance. We could have reported on the briefcase nuke that destroyed UNM's Valencia campus, but rah rah terrorism (raspberry sound).
There isn't any actual skateboarding but still, this Russian skater is pretty damn high up in the air on the edge of a skyscraper, uh ... with his skateboard.
Finally we may rest assured that huge amounts of LSD will not "fry" your brain and turn it into swiss cheese on a stale Trisket. You might develop a mental problem tho but that's different.
Let us all—all of us adults—enjoy Alistair Crowley's completely obscene 666 word poem about his girlfriend, who, in a tamer moment, he once compared to a hoover vacuum.
Here for your further enjoyment or, maybe, just to induce uncontrollable rage, is every tweet Trump has tweeted in the time he has had the POTUS Twitter account!
V.25 No.29 | 07/21/2016
The Daily Word in murder in Munich, the death of Hastings and THC in Colorado's water
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Jul 22 2016 6:16 PM ]
A contract for construction at the Sunport doubled in cost after a company had already won the bidding process.
It's official: Hastings is closing all of their locations in October.
Parking in downtown Albuquerque isn't likely to improve anytime soon.
A small town in Colorado discovered their water supply had been dosed with THC.
French authorities are wanting to destroy CCTV footage of the attacks in Nice.
One of the guards at the jail where Sandra Bland allegedly committed suicide has admitted he lied in his testimony.
Phoenix has a serial killer, say police.
V.25 No.19 | 5/12/2016
A sober look at psychedelic research
By Joshua Lee
There's no shame in having been lied to by ol' split-footed Nixon's cronies. The shame is continuing to believe the lie in the face of contrary evidence.
V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
The Daily Word in a Lotaburger makeover, yet another insane-sounding Trump speech and some '70s entertainment
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 12 2016 1:14 PM ]
Lotaburger will be getting makeovers. Bye bye squinty Uncle Sam guy.
If you follow proper procedure, yes, you can keep that 200 pound mountain lion roadkill you found beside the highway.
How the artwork behind politicians giving speeches or interviews is intended to influence our perception of that politician.
At about 51 minutes into this recent speech, Trump starts using the word "win" A LOT.
Does carrying a firearm make you safer? Probably not, but it dramatically changes your perception of the world around you.
Safety Woman educational film from the '70s will make your day. Or maybe you're more of an Osmonds-
V.24 No.39 | 09/24/2015
The Daily Word in Trump's tax plan, @snowden and how the sadness ended for the Log Lady (she died)
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 29 2015 12:22 PM ]
It is National Coffee Day.
CYFD shut down an Albuquerque daycare center after it was discovered that a worker had regularly been "mistreating" babies.
A large bundle of weed fell out of the sky and crushed a dog house.
Bigot county clerk Kim Davis has Pope Francis in her corner.
Whole Foods is laying off 1500 employees in order to cut prices in it's stores.
V.24 No.38 | 09/17/2015
The Daily Word in marijuana decriminalization in Albuquerque, big pharma and Volkswagen's deep troubles
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 22 2015 11:36 AM ]
Albuquerque Mayor Berry says he will veto the marijuana decriminilization measure passed by city council last night.
The APD K-9 and handler who helped take down James Boyd have both retired but only one is slated to be euthanized.
In order to comply with new rules, BernCo Court is now hearing 8 times as many cases every week, meaning everyone in the county is now needed for jury duty.
The State Representative from Jemez Pueblo says he was "verbally misled" into buying clothes and stuff with campaign contributions.
The new and alleged d-bag CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals raised the price of a 62 year old drug used by AIDS and cancer patients by 5000 percent.
Today's ruin porn comes to you from Johnsonville, CT.
A trans woman had a run in with the TSA over guess what?
Père Lachaise cemetery's most famous, good-luck trouser weasel.
V.24 No.36 | 09/03/2015
The Daily Word in paddling a giant pumpkin down a river, dying in a Walmart parking lot and Kim Davis is released from jail
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 8 2015 1:00 PM ]
Female inmates in New Mexico prisons have a very high rate of prescription drug use.
A lockdown that affected three Albuquerque schools has been suspended.
A man with a history of mental illness has been charged with murdering his parents.
The City of Baltimore will pay the family of Freddie Gray 6.4 million dollars to settle a wrongful death suit.
Walter Palmer, the dentist who killed Cecil the lion, is back at work and mobbed by protesters and journalists.
This man is trying to set a record by piloting a giant hollowed out pumpkin down a river.
V.24 No.24 | 06/11/2015
The Daily Word in a Bernalillo County Commission meeting today about Santolina and some crayon talk
RIP Blaze Starr
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 16 2015 12:24 PM ]
Cloudcroft destroyed a 16 foot piñata last weekend.
The Bernalillo County Commission is meeting to discuss the Santolina development today at 1pm.
The Colorado Supreme Court says yes, you can be fired for being a pothead. Or a medical marijuana user.
Never mind the bollocks, here's your high-APR Sex Pistols-themed Virgin credit card.
V.23 No.49 |
The Daily Word in no social security benefits for Nazis, an HBO Johnny Tapia documentary and outrageous details of torture
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 9 2014 3:17 PM ]
The color of the year has been announced.
APD released another image of the man suspected of shooting my favorite 7-11 clerk this past weekend.
A former Nazi charged for his involvement in an infamous WWII massacre in France appears to be off the hook.
In other Nazi-related news, Congress has passed a law that will prevent former Nazis from recieving social security benefits.
All those allegations of torture and cruelty against terrorism suspects in the hands of Americans and their minions turn out to be true and worse than previously alleged according to a report just released.
A private company is winnowing the field of candidates for a one-way mission to Mars.
Check out Boing Boing's gift guide.
Afghanistan just harvested enough opium to equal 90 percent of the world's supply.
V.23 No.33 |
The Daily Word in hazing, harrassment and hitchhiking
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Aug 19 2014 2:18 PM ]
The UNM women's soccer team is suspected of some weird hazing rituals.
Albuquerque voters will have the opportunity to "Legalize It".
Six New Mexican hospitals had personal patient information stolen in a huge data breach affecting 4 million patients.
A woman in Northern New Mexico snitched on an alleged coke dealer.
Read about the EU's "right to be forgotten" law and how it affects journalism.
More violence in Ferguson, MO last night, now involving guns.
Uganda criminalized the transmission of HIV. Just like many States.
V.23 No.31 |
The Daily Word in methane craters, an officer-involved shooting and the Central Avenue underpass flood problem
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Aug 5 2014 1:03 PM ]
A BernCo sheriff's deputy shot a man who rammed his patrol car and trapped the deputy inside.
A city councilman introduced a controversial proposal that would substantially reduce marijuana possession penalties.
The remains of a missing hiker were recovered from the Santa Fe forest.
The city may finally do something about the lake that forms in the Central Avenue underpass when it rains heavily.
An Afghan soldier killed an American General, the highest ranking US service member to die in conflict since Vietnam.
There's intense fighting in Ukraine.
Guardians of the Galaxy's James Gunn once made some funny porn spoofs.
Media giant Gannett is splitting its newspaper and broadcast/digital divisions in order to make the lackluster print portion debt-free. And then, presumably, they'll throw it into a black hole so that it remains debt-free. Forever.
Huge methane gas releases caused by global warming appear to be causing the mysterious Siberian craters.
Here are some of the scant details on the Ebola "cure" administered to two American aid workers.
Check out the Disobedient Objects in the Victoria and Albert Museum.
V.23 No.24 |
The Daily Word in rabbit heads, smell-texts, and rousting the homeless from the Bosque
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 17 2014 11:56 AM ]
There's a large forest fire north of Gallup.
BCSO is rousting homeless from the Bosque again.
APD aren't the only police department in New Mexico involved in controversial shootings.
There is going to be a shake up in the central Bernalillo County administrative offices and not everyone is pleased.
It's not easy returning fine art stolen by the Third Reich to the rightful owners.
Yeah, you live in New Mexico, where Betty Boop is a Chicana icon—but how much do you really know about the curvaceous Fleischer character?
Some folks find rabbit heads a culinary delicacy.
Florida may be the next state to legalize medical marijuana.
And now ... some outrageous messages on church signs!
You will soon be able to text your friends the smell of that fart you just ripped.
The garage where reporter Bob Woodward met with his source known as "deep throat" while writing one of the most bombastic stories in US political history is being razed.
V.23 No.10 |
The Daily Word in Flight 370, Flight 370 and more Flight 370
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 11 2014 10:57 AM ]
Rio Rancho High School newspaper offends "white girls".
New Mexico town of Bloomfield being sued over Ten Commandments monument.
Workers are preparing to go into the WIPP site and they are being very careful.
It's official: "Frozen" is gay.
Some alternative explanations for the disappearance of Flight 370.
Flight 370 may have changed course and remained in flight for an hour after "disappearing".
The two mystery men aboard Flight 370 were Iranian asylum seekers.
Fracking in Ohio caused a couple earthquakes.
Current Jeopardy! prodigy Arthur Chu has an unusual strategy that is pissing people off.
1969 TV show seems like a precursor to Lost. The pilot was written by Rod Serling.
Ballsy (and possibly hilarious) criminal defense attorney commercial.
Photo-bombing ass cracks at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.
V.23 No.3 |
The Daily Word in pot-legalization in New Mexico, 85 people own half the world and the toilets of Sochi
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 21 2014 8:46 AM ]
There was a very high-speed police chase and accident in Corrales.
New Mexico State Senator Ortiz Y Pino is trying to get a pot-legalization resolution on next November's ballot.
A New Mexico Judge ruled that spotting pot plants from the air does not allow authorities to conduct a ground search.
President Obama's current views on marijuana.
A huge cache of documents related to sexual abuse by priests in the Chicago Archiocese have been published online.
There is a large dolphin kill happening in Japan.
An Arizona State University fraternity held an offensively-themed MLK Day party.
Read this Legs McNeil interview with Moe Tucker.
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