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The Daily Word in Box Cutters, Boomerangs and Babies

A math teacher was murdered with a box cutter.

Somebody put a dead baby on a conveyor belt at a recycling plant.

Hillary was heckled.

Iran could have the bomb in a month.

Brett Favre has memory problems at 44.

Drop it like it’s hot.

Music eases pain, according to a survey of people who like Elton John songs.

And what about boomerangs? How do they work?

Dude.

The discovered a cool Viking site in Scotland.

Don’t be hanging with your baby at a reggae concert. Mon.

Police seek the costumed Garcia’s robber.

And now for some important tax tips.

V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011

Book Review

Sensitive Is the New Manly

Jeremy Greenberg’s ManWords: Real Words for Real Men

ManWords: Real Words for Real Men

Comedian Jeremy Greenberg's ManWords: Real Words for Real Men is so awful it's almost unwritable aboutable.

But not quiteable.

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Sexy Growl

Dude Porn Poll

Exhibit A: Natalie Portman slaying all dragons and non-dragons alike with that devil-may-care smile. Love.
Exhibit A: Natalie Portman slaying all dragons and non-dragons alike with that devil-may-care smile. Love.

What is dude porn? Well, that’s not really subjective at all, as if it’s naked—or close to it—it most likely qualifies. And this includes a wide variety of things; not just limited to beautiful ladies.

Today, I’m pitting three drop dead gorgeous specimens against each other in a battle royale to determine who wins the 2010 Super Duper Bonerific Dude Porn Award.

(Disclaimer: Not all dudes love ladies, exotic cars, power tools, good beer, dirty jokes, loud farts, blowing up bathrooms, yelling at television sets, throwing heavy objects at said television sets, video games, fake fighting, real fighting, saying the word “bro”, graphic porn, etc., but many do, and everyone can participate!)

Exhibit B: Ferrari Enzo. Featuring more brawn and brains than a Rosie the Riveter and Sir Isaac Newton lovechild. She seems a little high maintenance, though.
Exhibit B: Ferrari Enzo. Featuring more brawn and brains than a Rosie the Riveter and Sir Isaac Newton lovechild. She seems a little high maintenance, though.
Exhibit C: Schoolgirls. Wrong, perhaps. But oh so right.
Exhibit C: Schoolgirls. Wrong, perhaps. But oh so right.
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