V.24 No.49 | 12/3/2015
The Daily Word in deadly crash over the weekend, wacky presidential candidates and Chanukah Song update
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Mon Nov 30 2015 11:41 AM ]
Suspected drunk driver kills three over the weekend, says “sorry” before being taken into custody.
Hollow chambers discovered in King Tut's tomb could lead to the discovery of Queen Nefertiti.
Mother and son go missing after finding a 25-pound gold bar in the house.
How do the 2016 presidential candidates plan on eradicating death? Well, at least this candidate has a plan for that.
Don't shoplift, unless you can change your face.
Ted Cruz and I have one thing in common: we both love The Princess Bride.
Never mention a woman's weight, unless you want to get hit upside the head. That's exactly what happened to one guy, after commenting on a stripper's weight at a South Carolina strip club.
Adam Sandler gives the Chanukah Song an update.
V.23 No.51 | 12/18/2014
Wherein the readers write. This week’s subjects include Chaco Canyon, fracking and navigating New Mexico’s “Wild West” driving culture.
V.22 No.9 |
The Daily Word in illegal hot air balloons, ghost wives, forced to pee in a bucket and more interlock license restrictions
Happy birthday Dean Stockwell
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 5 2013 8:28 AM ]
This guy may sue Circle K for allegedly making him pee in a bucket.
Filesharing site Pirate Bay says it has moved operations to friendlier-
Another excellent Dangerous Minds rant about Facebook's "broken on purpose" EdgeRank scheme.
The White House thinks you should be able to unlock your phone or tablet and wants the current law changed.
A town that wanted to put up a statue of Len Bias finds out that most people think of the dead basketball star as a crackhead, not an athlete. Whatever you may think, he was a pivotal figure in the War on Drugs.
These guys have a suitable dead woman that would make a great wife for your dead single brother.
Harrison Ford is going to be in Anchorman 2.
V.20 No.39 |
The Daily Word in Awlaki assassination, hobbit homes, the Machine Gun Preacher, saggy pants ban
By Sam Adams [ Fri Sep 30 2011 10:03 AM ]
Top Al Qaeda leader killed in Yemen.
Pat Buchanan puts black voters on the "liberal plantation."
Frodo lives in Wales.
Major League Baseball playoffs are set, and begin today.
State Fair results in 223 DUI arrests.
Speaking of drunk drivers, former Indy 500 winner gets busted on Paseo.
Kobe Bryant might be taking his talents to northern Italy.
The Machine Gun Preacher is on the spiritual warpath.
D.C. organization sends out 8,000 fake absentee ballots to Albuquerqueans.
Listeria threat spreads to lettuce.
Plus, cantaloupe death toll expected to rise.
Try to name Courtney Love's new memoir.
Albany, Ga. raking in the dough from saggy pants ban.
District Attorney drops prostitution ring charges against former UNM president. Guess it ain't that hard out there for a pimp.
Get ready to start paying fees when you use your debit card. Especially if you have Bank of America.
V.20 No.33 | 8/18/2011
Although we can't tell you which roads are guaranteed to bring you home safe on a Friday night, we can tell you which to avoid. Data gathered by UNM’s Division of Government Research between 2007 and 2009 ranks the odd little intersection where Central and Zuni merge (they’re parallel elsewhere) as No. 1 in percentage of accidents involving alcohol, with 11.8 percent of the 34 crashes caused by intoxication. To see how your intersection ranks, go to bit.ly/abqcarcrashes. (EK)
V.20 No.17 |
The Daily Word: Osama Bin Laden, Giant Fossil Ant Discovery, Happy Star Wars Day
By Tom Nayder [ Wed May 4 2011 9:51 AM ]
Osama Bin Laden News Roundup:
People are complaining about the low graduation rate among Lottery scholarship recipients.
John Ashcroft is Blackwater's new ethics chief. What's another word for irony?
Giant ant fossil discovered in Wyoming.
The top 10 Chinese tech moguls you need to know.
Don't get fooled by this Apple malware.
Ethically dubious ways to getting the perfect seat on your next flight.
How bacon can turn a vegetarian.
Watch the Insane Clown Posse review Water For Elephants.
Judge rules IP addresses aren't people, blocking subpoenas.
The unknown mysteries of the Mysteries of the Unknown commercial.
Rick Springfield arrested on DUI suspicion.
Top 10 evil lairs.
Today is Star Wars Day: May the 4th be with you! GET IT?????
Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, you'll need limes.
South Korean man found dead on a crucifix.
Delivery man shames bad tippers on his blog.
This exists: The internet's most comprehensive examination of the watches worn by Fox Mulder on TV's The X-Files.
Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos and eight other celebrity-based cartoons from the 80s and 90s.
Soon, almost every Marvel cartoon show will be available to watch instantly on Netflix.
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