V.24 No.12 | 3/19/2015
Crib Notes: March 19, 2015
By August March
What do you know about last week’s 505 news? Take the Alibi pop quiz to find out.
V.23 No.31 |
The Daily Word in Albuquerque, Burque and the Duke City
By August March [ Thu Jul 31 2014 11:45 AM ]
In recent, local developments:
Allegedly, a very drunk couple took a stroll with their children and a marijuana pipe. They were arrested.
A naked intruder was allegedly found sleeping in someone else’s bed. He was arrested.
According to APD, a woman pulled a gun on a Comcast technician. She was arrested.
APD is getting rid of its Mine Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicle.
The School of Rock will be housed in downtown Burque.
The Sunport was at the center of a copper theft ring.
Developers are planning to build a hotel modeled after the ruins at Chaco Canyon.
Someone left the sprinklers running in the rain.
UNM’s Director of Government and Community Relations has now been arrested three times for DWI. He has been previously convicted twice for this offense.
After numerous setbacks and a countless number of losing seasons, UNM’s football coach looks to the future.
V.23 No.8 |
The Daily Word in touring Old Main, New Mexico ranks first in something and the collapse of Bitcoin
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 25 2014 8:33 AM ]
Judge's ruling on Albuquerque's DWI vehicle-seizure program is being interpreted in two ways.
An accused pedophile once worked at a Nob Hill magic shop.
Elevator Gossip tweeter identified.
Toronto mayor Rob Ford was on The Today Show.
Some politicians who voted for Arizona's "anti-gay" sb 1062 are feeling like maybe the whole thing isn't such a good idea after all.
25 cases (since 2012) of a polio-like disease affecting children in California have parents and officials very worried.
V.22 No.52 |
The Daily Word in Pussy Riot, New Mexico tourism and Nintendo porn
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Dec 27 2013 9:48 AM ]
Pussy Riot may be out of prison, but their work is far from over.
Conrad Alvin Barrett's getting charged with a hate crime, and he thought he was just playing a game.
A Louisiana man, who was in the middle of a custody battle for his four children, shot and killed three people before killing himself.
Monsignor William Lynn's case involving priest-sex abuse charges was overturned, and he could get released as early as this week after spending 18 months behind bars.
Utah wants to take same-sex marriage ruling to the US Supreme Court.
Speaking of same-sex marriage, now that it's legal in New Mexico, does that mean a boost in tourism?
Robert Ortiz, after drunkenly rolling his Chevy Blazer, goes into a giggle fit when cops issue a sobriety test. Oh, and he also has 10 DWI arrests to his name.
Thanks to good road crews, descansos remain on the highways.
A father in Virginia reported to local news that his son found pornographic images on a Nintendo gaming system he got for Christmas. Sorry buddy.
V.22 No.33 | 8/15/2013
Dirt City Driving for Neophytes
Alibi circulation manager drops native motoring knowledge
By Geoffrey Plant
Geoffrey Plant is your instructor, and this is everything you always wanted to know about booting, DWI and parking tickets, but were afraid to ask.
V.22 No.20 | 5/16/2013
Mixed Drink Tape
Songs in the key of booze
By Samantha Anne Carrillo
An obsessive-compulsive editor spent three days soaking in aural alcohol, and it resulted in a lush mixtape.
V.22 No.9 |
The Daily Word in illegal hot air balloons, ghost wives, forced to pee in a bucket and more interlock license restrictions
Happy birthday Dean Stockwell
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 5 2013 8:28 AM ]
This guy may sue Circle K for allegedly making him pee in a bucket.
Filesharing site Pirate Bay says it has moved operations to friendlier-
Another excellent Dangerous Minds rant about Facebook's "broken on purpose" EdgeRank scheme.
The White House thinks you should be able to unlock your phone or tablet and wants the current law changed.
A town that wanted to put up a statue of Len Bias finds out that most people think of the dead basketball star as a crackhead, not an athlete. Whatever you may think, he was a pivotal figure in the War on Drugs.
These guys have a suitable dead woman that would make a great wife for your dead single brother.
Harrison Ford is going to be in Anchorman 2.
V.22 No.3 | 1/17/2013
The Daily Word in autism, gun laws and killer breasts
By B.L. Brennan [ Wed Jan 16 2013 10:12 AM ]
New study shows that it may be possible for some children to outgrow autism.
Some law enforcement officials say they won’t enforce new gun laws.
Albuquerque resident can’t figure out why cars keep crashing into her backyard.
Woman accused of suffocating her boyfriend to death with her breasts.
U.S. Marshal’s trial for a DWI has been put on hold for the sixth time.
Ryan Seacrest spill new details on the Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey feud.
The owner of 5 dogs that attacked a four-year-old girl apologizes.
V.21 No.52 |
The Daily Word in New Year's Day.
By Nick Brown [ Tue Jan 1 2013 4:51 PM ]
The Senate passed a fiscal cliff deal.
People died in a deadly human stampede.
A suspected bomb builder gave birth.
Putin decided Russia has a drinking problem.
New Year's Day is a big suicide day.
Take note of celebrity air rage incidents.
A Japanese porn star got 100 of bottles if ick.
What are the most hungover cities in America?
Here's a newborn baby elephant.
APD DWI checkpoint report.
Happy birthday Frank Langella.
Thanks to Susan Petersen, Sarah Bonneau and Helenoid for the links.
V.21 No.51 |
The Daily Word in beauty pageants, bilingual dogs, maple syrup, and a disgraced former APD cop returns to Albuquerque
By Geoffrey Plant [ Thu Dec 20 2012 9:03 AM ]
Rogue APD cop who served part of his lengthy sentence in Pelican Bay is back in town.
Miss Las Cruces resigned her title after being charged with DWI.
A "driving under the influence of marijuana" charge was filed against a man in Washington state.
The President of France came close to apologizing to Algeria for all the crap it went through under French colonization.
Colorado, Mayan apocalypse and the inspiration for Indiana Jones.
Get yer bulletproof backpacks heah!
Authorities in Canada have recovered two thirds of the stolen national strategic maple syrup reserve, arrested three.
Montreal passed a bylaw requiring dogs to respond to commands in both English and French.
Here is a collection of the main title sequences from all the James Bond films.
A huge mall is set to be built in a town of four in Sweden.
Good, if short, NYT Willie Nelson interview.
Andy Richter can help you come out this holiday.
Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway find out who's movie is more depressing.
V.21 No.49 | 12/6/2012
The Daily Word in Glitter Dick, Andrew W.K. and Chinese sex slaves.
By Nick Brown and Co. [ Fri Nov 30 2012 11:16 AM ]
Rest in peace guitarist Mickey Baker.
The Onion fooled China.
Bjork shares her favorite TED Talks.
He was a Chinese sex slave dungeon master.
A cat made of fur and anger.
Two students were forced to hold hands.
Here’s what that fire was yesterday.
A New York man got a DWI on his way to a DWI.
A false Messiah gets three years for spitting.
A church in Milan has set up an exorcist hotline.
Amazing anamorphic illusions.
Apparently Andrew W.K. will not be a Cultural Embassador to Bahrain.
Glitter Dick posters on UNM campus sparked a controversy.
Commissioner Wiener wants Charlie Sheen to play him in a movie. Wiener's writing a screenplay.
The lesser prairie chicken is threatened.
Gawker interviews the pale nerd king.
Happy birthday Billy Idol.
Contance Moss, Marisa Demarco and Emily Aragon: Thanks for the linkies!
V.21 No.47 |
The Daily Word in Obamacare challenge, LiLo's new movie, Gangnam Christmas
Happy Cyber Monday!
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Nov 26 2012 9:52 AM ]
The supreme court has revived a Christian college's challenge to Obamacare.
Lobos hold it together for a 69-54 win over Portland to take record to 6-0.
Just how bad was Lindsay Lohan's new movie?
Real ID Act has some New Mexicans scrambling to get their passports.
Woman arrested after reportedly riding a manatee for thrills.
A clown collapsed and died while blowing up balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
A Black Friday shopper died after being tackled by Wal-Mart eployees.
Man parked on a median off of Academy charged with his fourth DWI.
A NASA astronaut and Russian cosmonaut will spend a full year aboard the ISS to study how the human body reacts and adapts to the space environment.
SpaceX founder wants to help colonize Mars.
Christmas lights Gangnam style.
60-square-mile Sandy Island shown on Google maps does not appear to actually exist.
Five members of the LANL security force fired for "improper use of a live fire shooting range."
What our friends would be like if they were cats and dogs.
V.21 No.13 |
The Daily Word in street sweeping dwi, sad lottery stories, giant tree house!
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Apr 2 2012 10:07 AM ]
Albuquerque street sweeper arrested for DWI.
Who are you rooting for tonight?
Man strip searched in wake of traffic violation loses Supreme Court appeal.
Doesn't get too much cooler than an Allosaurus tattoo.
Those Scandanavians and their metal bands.
Just who is classy enough to take on the role of the late Steve Jobs?
Man arrested after being accused of stealing 43 single dollar bills off of a pub wall.
Forensic experts on audio recording in Trayvon Martin case.
OK GO's latest music video.
Police say man caught having sex in a bar bit off bartender's finger.
In New Mexico, April (snow) showers bring May flowers.
I want to live in this giant tree house real bad!
V.21 No.11 | 3/15/2012
The Daily Word in Afghanistan fallout, March Madness, Jocko the Bull
By Sam Adams [ Thu Mar 15 2012 9:59 AM ]
And by the way, Lobos tip off at 2:10 on cable, Aggies at 7:45 on regular TV.
It’s much easier dealing with DWIs in this state if you’re a former cop.
Ex Illinois guv heads to federal lockup in Colorado.
Company getting rich through “patent trolling” on cities hurting from the economic strain.
Aldous Snow turns on the paparazzi.
V.21 No.4 | 1/26/2012
The Daily Word in day care duct taping, Baghdad blast, Jerome Block Jr.
By Sam Adams [ Fri Jan 27 2012 10:11 AM ]
Romney tears into Gingrich over immigration and personal wealth in Thursday’s debate.
More than 30 killed in Baghdad blast during funeral procession.
Albuquerque woman buys phone at a Cricket store. And it’s full of porn.
Police say they have video of city Human Resources Transit Director during her DWI arrest.
Arizona cop who took a picture of armed teenagers holding a bullet-riddled President Obama T-shirt refers to it as “a political statement.”
Some of the worst album covers of all time. Apparently Burt Reynolds was a svelte masseuse before making it big time.
Robot science could make navigating the vast corridors of Walmart a bit easier.
Texas news source says pastor threw his neighbor’s cat off a bridge.
North Carolina woman charged with prostitution. John tells police he gave her $6.
Day care center admits that 1-year-old was duct-taped to the floor.
List of really dumb books includes book by a ship captain callled How to Avoid Huge Ships.
Love Bomb Go-Go Marching Band at Historic El Rey Theater
Greyhound Therapy at Bookworks
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