Dom Vitali! Johnny K! The Almighty Sheik! Brute 66! Somebody named Pinky!
I'm not exactly sure who these people are, but I do know that they're going to beat the hell out of each other at the Day of Destiny Wrestling 8. If you, like me, love watching huge sweaty men make guttural threats into a microphone and then hit another huge sweaty man with a chair, then show up at the Westside Community Center this Saturday at 7pm for real local wrasslin' action.
Get in the ring and start rasslin' as New Mexico's independent wrestling group DWO (Destiny Wrestling Organization) brings the "Elite 8" to the National Guard Armory (600 Wyoming NE) today at 6 p.m. The stakes are high as eight wrestlers battle for the right to be called champion—like Thunderdome with an overpopulation problem. Admission is $7, while kids 8-and-under are free. For more info, visit dwowrestling.com. (Adam Fox)