Shrek the famous New Zealander Sheep dies.
Wallow Fire 10% contained this morning, but may still head further into New Mexico.
Lobos to play in ESPN classic, but you gotta wait until December.
Spiders in Space!!
Diabetic woman sues Dunkin Donuts over sugar in her coffee.
Awesome science gifts that are not just for nerds.
Bean Sprouts sproutin' E. coli.
People go crazy over Cicada
flavored ice cream.
Please don't get your hand caught in the machine that destroys EVERYTHING.
Martinez says 'no' to Mexican Gray Wolf efforts in New Mexico and Arizona.
The Oatmeal: Ten Words you need to stop misspelling.
NSA releases 50,000 pages of juicy secrets.
Albuquerque middle school student dies from head injury he suffered on campus.
Sarah Palin met Donald Trump in New York for a
crazy person pizza summit.
Los Lunas pastor arrested and charged with sexual assault.
E. Coli tainted cucumbers spread across Europe.
ACLU fights to get porn into South Carolina prisons.
Attorney General Eric Holder orders HBO to make at least one more season of The Wire.
ZOMG! Breaking Bad season 4 trailer!
Miami Heat win the first game of the NBA Finals.
Good news: those rumored Blake Lively nude photos are fake.
Reactions from people who don't know what The Onion is.
New spiny-headed Cambrian anomalocaridid revealed by scientists.
Rampage Jackson tries to motorboat a reporter during a post-fight interview.
Interrupting old man is my new hero.
DC Comics hits the reset button.
Rapper Sean Kingston is in stable condition after jet-ski accident.
The 13 best lawyers in comic books.
In praise of that guy who was always screaming on old comic book covers.
First 3 minutes of True Blood season 4!