V.23 No.39 |
The Daily Word in Penis, Not Penis, Penis
APD officer Keith Sandy joked about shooting James Boyd in the penis before fatally shooting him in the chest. No he didn’t, says the Albuquerque Police Department. Yes he totally frigging did, says Keith Sandy.
Texans will soon arm themselves with crossbows to protect New Mexican pumpkins from wild pigs. This is not one of Nostradmus’s more obscure prophecies, but actually a real thing that’s happening. h/t Dukecityfix.
Cooking With Pooh and 24 more completely inappropriate (but real!) children’s books.
The new Left Behind movie has scored a rare and coveted blurb from Satan himself.
Here’s a new reason to freak out about ebola this week: Freak out!
Super-successful joke maker Seth MacFarlane made a (honestly not-very good) joke about New Mexico last night. News 13 is on the case!
The Daily Word in ebola, Ello and Pantone beer packaging
In Liberia and Sierra Leone, the ebola death toll is at least 2,917. Liberian capital Monrovia faces an epidemic, as infections outpace access to health care.
The skull of a new species of dino, Ankylousaur, is now on display at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science. BLM paleontologist Phil Gensler said, "It looks vaguely like an armored alligator."
The IRS raided Downtown business BigByte, a data center, this morning.
What is new anti-Facebook social network Ello's story?
This Pantone beer packaging reminds me of those what-color-is-your-urine hydration charts. (Generally speaking, the darker your urine is, the more dehydrated you are. But vitamins, supplements and certain health conditions can also affect urine color.)
V.23 No.34 |
The Daily Word in EBOLA, OMG EBOLA
A man pointed his finger at Santa Fe private school students and said “pew pew.” This didn’t go over well.
Albuquerque, as a whole, has been revealed to be a terrible driver. And Albuquerque, as a whole, gives a knowing laugh.
A UNM professor is looking into why APD’s lapel cameras are always switching off at key moments, which is really weird, and must be because of, I dunno, a chip or something? Or a wire? Yeah, that's it. Probably a wire.
Air France has suspended flights because of… bum bum bum… EBOLA. Let's all freak out.
And a 9-year-old girl fatally shot her instructor with an automatic Uzi during a practice session gone wrong.
V.23 No.33 | 8/14/2014
The Daily Word in Taco Bell, ebola and necrophilia.
Michael Brown was shot at least six times—twice in the head.
Necrophilia in Ohio.
What’s on Taco Bell’s new $1 Cravings Menu?
An Icelandic volcano is threatening to erupt.
Rick Perry is outraged.
A weird family killed a giant alligator.
A Mojave solar plant burns birds out of the air.
Happy birthday, Robert Redford.
Thanks for the links, Susan Petersen.
V.23 No.31 |
The Daily Word in methane craters, an officer-involved shooting and the Central Avenue underpass flood problem
A BernCo sheriff's deputy shot a man who rammed his patrol car and trapped the deputy inside.
A city councilman introduced a controversial proposal that would substantially reduce marijuana possession penalties.
The remains of a missing hiker were recovered from the Santa Fe forest.
The city may finally do something about the lake that forms in the Central Avenue underpass when it rains heavily.
An Afghan soldier killed an American General, the highest ranking US service member to die in conflict since Vietnam.
There's intense fighting in Ukraine.
Guardians of the Galaxy's James Gunn once made some funny porn spoofs.
Media giant Gannett is splitting its newspaper and broadcast/digital divisions in order to make the lackluster print portion debt-free. And then, presumably, they'll throw it into a black hole so that it remains debt-free. Forever.
Huge methane gas releases caused by global warming appear to be causing the mysterious Siberian craters.
Here are some of the scant details on the Ebola "cure" administered to two American aid workers.
Check out the Disobedient Objects in the Victoria and Albert Museum.
V.23 No.32 | 8/7/2014
The Daily Word in Obama, ebola, Gaza, APD, EMF and ants.
Marion Barry caused a wrong-way car smash.
Israel declared a temporary cease-fire in Gaza.
Ebola is spread through direct contact with bodily fluids.
Pow-Pow- Power Wheels.
The P. F. Chang’s data breach does not include New Mexico.
Cheryl Hines married Robert Kennedy Jr.
The New York Times opines on Albuquerque violence.
There was a shooting at 5th and Silver.
Old Town Chapel is haunted. Allegedly.
Things are happening in ABQ today.
Happy birthday, Barack Obama.
V.21 No.34 |
The Daily Word in natural disasters, NM oil production, water wigs
3 more New Mexicans diagnosed with the West Nile Virus.
17 villagers beheaded in southern Afghanistan for attending a party with music and mixed-sex dancing.
Oil production up in New Mexico by 13 percent.
Inspiring sports moments get me all emotional.
If you're going to steal a phone from a quarantined man infected with the Ebola virus, you'd better be prepared to contract the Ebola virus.
Police say a man in Virginia stole an officer's shoes out of the back of his cruiser.
LeBron is down for Space Jam 2!
Water wigs are so much cooler than they sound.
V.21 No.30 |
The Daily Word in ebola outbreak and no power in India
Billboard in Idaho compares President Obama to the Aurora shooting suspect.
200,000 flee as government troops advance on Aleppo, Syria.
La Cienaga man acquitted of cockfighting charges sues the county.
370 million without power in India.
How do the 1986 Summer Olympics compare to the modern games?
Six people shot in Brooklyn drive-by.
Pussy Riot in Russia, but not the good kind.
You can't make a proper breakfastini without coffee and bacon infused vodka.
The nine most elusive meals in America.
This Arrested Development thing might actually be happening.
V.20 No.48 |
The Daily Word in Pearl Harbor, occupied housing, Mumia and Justin Bieber
It's the 70th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Surprisingly, the Japanese admiral who masterminded it didn't want to go to war in the first place.
Brick by brick, wall by wall, they
Occupiers succesfully "liberate" a forclosed house in Brooklyn.
U.S. health official overrules her own experts on the morning-after pill.
Four words that should never, never, never go together: Justin Bieber steampunk Christmas.
Four words that go suprisingly well together: DIY animatronic firebreathing pony.
BP says Halliburton destroyed evidence that makes them culpable in the Gulf oil spill.
Procatinator is your new best friend. Or it's trying to kill you. Whatever.
Snapshots from Nick Brown's kids' school science fair.
Salvador Disney and other films that actually happened.
What the Interwebs were atwitter about in 2011.
There's a vaccine for Ebola now.
Albuquerque thieves are after your toilet paper.
Thanks to E.J., Nick and Sarah for the links!
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