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V.22 No.1 | 1/3/2013

2 p.m. Slump

I Ran Over a Gummy Bear

Bad Lip Reading does Twilight

This morning’s Daily Word brought us a One Direction-turned-epic-foreign-thriller masterpiece. And what can one do after seeing such beauty but watch every other Bad Lip Reading montage ever made? Now, I was familiar with the hilariously-interpreted segments of the presidential elections, The Hunger Games and Gotye, but Twilight was a new wonder for me.

There is nothing better than watching Kristen Stewart, with her single expression and ever-concerned eyebrows talk about leftover cake and cute dwarves. So, ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax and enjoy the dialogue you wish The Twilight Saga would include. (Videos after the jump)

V.19 No.7 | 2/18/2010

News

The Daily Word. Top News Stories for 02.22.10: Herpes Bomb, X-Shaped Meteor, Son of Manson.

The Daily Word

See the incredible x-shaped meteor thing.

Read about Amy Bishop’s Herpes Bomb.

Don’t cry to me; cry to your Edward Cullen pillow.

Another captured Taliban leader.

For those of you concerned, Betty White may very well host SNL.

Son of Manson.

Brooklyn cops acquitted of broomstick sodomy.

The brain likes words and music together, contrary to what that jazz guy at the party said.

Beware counterfeit stem cells.

Watch hipsters slipping on ice.

A Columbian woman “came back to life” in the funeral home.

Cat food helps kill cane toads.

We await you, merry gnome.

Joseph Trujillo tried to save some drowning puppies.

Farmington may get blazing fast internet. The committee is led by Jack Little.

Neighbor saves neighbor from fiery death on Edie Place NW.

As always, check DCF’s Morning Fix for more local news.

It’s Kyle MacLachlan’s birthday. Here he is in “Twin Peaks” with David Duchovny.

V.18 No.50 | 12/10/2009

Did you know they make these?

It’s a candybar with Edward on it.