2 p.m. Slump
I Ran Over a Gummy Bear
Bad Lip Reading does Twilight
This morning’s Daily Word brought us a One Direction-
There is nothing better than watching Kristen Stewart, with her single expression and ever-concerned eyebrows talk about leftover cake and cute dwarves. So, ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax and enjoy the dialogue you wish The Twilight Saga would include. (Videos after the jump)
The Daily Word. Top News Stories for 02.22.10: Herpes Bomb, X-Shaped Meteor, Son of Manson.
See the incredible x-shaped meteor thing.
Read about Amy Bishop’s Herpes Bomb.
Don’t cry to me; cry to your Edward Cullen pillow.
Another captured Taliban leader.
For those of you concerned, Betty White may very well host SNL.
Brooklyn cops acquitted of broomstick sodomy.
The brain likes words and music together, contrary to what that jazz guy at the party said.
Beware counterfeit stem cells.
Watch hipsters slipping on ice.
A Columbian woman “came back to life” in the funeral home.
Cat food helps kill cane toads.
Joseph Trujillo tried to save some drowning puppies.
Farmington may get blazing fast internet. The committee is led by Jack Little.
Neighbor saves neighbor from fiery death on Edie Place NW.
As always, check DCF’s Morning Fix for more local news.
It’s Kyle MacLachlan’s birthday. Here he is in “Twin Peaks” with David Duchovny.
Did you know they make these?
It’s a candybar with Edward on it.