Rowdy’s Dream Blog #316: Alone in Egypt I am alone in Egypt, riding in a cab driven by Gopardo. We are driving through a heavy snowstorm. The streets are icy and the winds are howling. We come to a stop sign and merge onto a highway with a 60 percent grade. The one-lane road climbs straight up the side of a huge, pink and orange sandstone mountain. We are soon above the storm and climbing in a line of other cars past high, billowing clouds bathed in sunset colors. I can feel we are beginning to slow down and I worry that if we slow to a stop we’ll start to slip backwards. I voice my complaint to Gopardo. We finally arrive on top in a small village. I see the Mayor and another city official fishing by the road over a cliff. They get their lines tangled together and in their struggle to get them free, they both slip off their perches and dangle in the air, clinging to their poles. Outside on firm ground, I want to go into the hotel and get a room, but looking down I see that I have bare feet. I hope that my dad was able to retrieve my stuff for me from my last hotel room. Looking down again, I see that I am now wearing my crocks. He must have been successful. I enter a small Greek restaurant and sit down at a picnic table with G and her dad. The menu, when opened, contains small packets of dates and almonds wrapped in clear plastic. I see my co-worker, M, sitting on the floor. I hand him a menu. He explains he can’t be bothered with such small orders. The owner woman emerges from the kitchen carrying a large, cloth-wrapped bundle for him containing wheels of cheese and giant rounds of bread filled with layers of butter and olives.
The Daily Word in Mubarak's potential release, bear maulings and Pistorius' indictment
Egyptian officials are calling for the release of
former President Hosni Mubarak from prison, which some say could result in more violence in Egypt.
A study shows that
US unemployment rates increased in more than half the states in July, and hiring, which has been steady since January, took a slow decline in July as well. Oscar Pistorius, Paralympic champion, is being indicted for premeditated murder for the shooting of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
This is why I don't go jogging in
Michigan, Alaska, Colorado, Wyoming … or pretty much anywhere. I don't care if you raised the prices. We came to see some polar bears!
UNM has incorporated a
new system where students can log in online to report crimes they witness on campus. … because phones are so last year.
It's not every day that you pay 25 cents upon receiving a
parcel from China. … and then get arrested for it.
Just in case you ever wondered what would happen if you stuck a
fork into your meat and two veg, a 70-year-old Australian man has the answer.
The Daily Word in roll-coaster mishaps, a royal baby and Carlsbad farmers Something royal this way comes ...
Police have identified one of three
murder victims in East Cleveland, and they've charged 35-year-old Michael Madison with three counts of aggravated murder.
German roller-coaster manufacturer is sending experts to Arlington, Texas to investigate the death of a victim who died while riding the
Texas Giant over the weekend.
recently ousted president of Egypt, has gone missing, and family claims he was "abducted by army."
Police are investigating the drowning of 19-year-old
Matthew Mares in Los Lunas that happened over the weekend.
APD to testify today in court in a wrongful death lawsuit in relation to the shooting of
27-year-old Christopher Torres in 2011. Carlsbad farmers could possibly receive less than half the water allotted to them from a network of wells that pump groundwater into the Pecos river.
In a nutshell:
If you fake cancer and take $9,000 in donations from your community, then you're probably gonna go to jail.
Ancient Egyptian Space Bead ¡Viva la Science! Andy Tindle, Open Univeristy Space iron shown in the blue nickel-rich areas on the virtual model, bottom left. Did ancient Egyptians make jewelry out of metal from space? According to a new article in Nature , they did indeed. Archaeologists believe that iron smelting in ancient Egypt started around the sixth century BCE. But an iron bead found in a cemetery in 1911 at Gerzeh, about 43 miles south of Cairo, dates from approximately 3,300 BCE. Scanning electron microscopy, optical imaging and CT scanning revealed the presence of nickel-rich areas on the tube-shaped bead, indicating celestial provenance. The metal, it seems, came from a meteorite. According to Egyptologist Joyce Tyldesley, who co-authored the study that revealed the bead's true nature, the finding offers a clue about the beginnings of the Egyptian religion. “The sky was very important to the ancient Egyptians,” she points out. “Something that falls from the sky is going to be considered as a gift from the gods.”
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Former Congressional candidate
Gary Smith spent the night in jail with charges of stalking a former rival.
hand grenades have been found in checked baggage in the past week at Albuquerque's airport.
Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett is
suing the NCAA over sanctions imposed over Penn State in the Jerry Sandusky scandal.
Murder in Rio Arriba County appears to be payback for a
New rule makes it easier for immigrants to gain
U.S. citizenship if they have immediate family who are already citizens. Sandy Hook students return to classes for the first time today at a new school. Starbucks to sell reusable plastic cups at a dollar apiece and will offer discounts on coffee when customers bring them in.
Israel finally finished their ridiculously huge,
nearly impenetrable wall at the border to Egypt.
I would so eat a
Cool Ranch Doritos taco.
The Daily Word in typhoons, down votes and Russian drivers Powerful typhoon leaves hundreds dead or missing in the Philippines.
voted down an international treaty banning discrimination against people with disabilities.
The rest of the world is
pointing and laughing.
Supporters of Egypt's President Morsi
confronted opponents camped outside the presidential palace, and things got violent. Money may have been the top factor keeping House Republican women out of leadership positions.
Daniel Ellsberg calls Bradley Manning a
The upcoming state legislative session could include
election law changes. New koala. Mapping drones permitted for use here in the U.S.
Your TV is
buried in carbon emissions.
This month's war frontlines
Driving in Russia." [All 13 minutes are totally worth watching.]
I think I like
this band. Missed high fives.
best book lists.
Bigfoot Investigation Society.
Aren't you also "clamoring" for
Pizza Hut perfume?
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Attacks by militants prompt Egyptian
military air strikes on the Sinai peninsula.
Mass displacement in Manila as torrential rains
flood the city.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not
Academi LLC (a.k.a. Xe, a.k.a. Blackwater) says it will "
continue to lead by example." The company agreed to a $7.5 million settlement of charges related to 17 criminal violations, including arms smuggling.
Colorado ranchers are freaked out after animal
New image of
home, sweet home.
case study on the impact of Medicaid expansion. The guv remains tight-lipped on the issue. Rio Grande Foundation head does not.
"Failing" schools will still get
chokes out California. Chevron says they'll make it all better.
Painted Russian rag doll
synchronized swimmers win gold (and give me creepy dreams).
proto-tween. Pilgrims in Mexico City.
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Aerial footage of this morning's
derailed freight train fire in Columbus, Ohio.
Newfound marine creature named after
Egypt's military leadership caught in
power battle with Muslim Brotherhood. Fresh grief at the site of the Srebrenica massacre.
The Spaceport should see
first tourist takeoffs by the end of next year.
Sarah Palin urges Mitt Romney to
"light our hair on fire." Romney tries, gets booed.
Upcoming International AIDS Conference highlights health issue in the U.S., where African-American community
interviewed after high-profile feature on Jackson-Winklejohn Gym. Racial profiling claims leveled at San Juan County law enforcement.
The state attorney general's
images from an undersea photo studio.
Dude, don't pull a
"Harry Reid." Free Slurpees for all! 'Til the cups run out.
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ugliest dog of the year. Cutest baby dwarf bunny of the year.
D.C. is no longer a
chocolate city. Beyond the Thunderdome in Alamogordo.
Motorists in Massachusetts
must pay a fee in order to contest a ticket.
Ever heard of "
genetic attraction?" Fran Tarkenton doesn't find President Obama very incredible.
unprecedented land donation may result in more protected areas in New Mexico. Sandusky may appeal guilty verdict.
Sandusky's conviction could spell
trouble for Penn State University. Gaseous anomalies on Star Trek. New technology allows someone (read: "some government agency") to identify your fingerprint from twenty feet away. NSA refuses to release information because it would violate the NSA's privacy. Fruit and vegetable skulls. Mary Jane, the musical. What is Pland? Islamist wins election in Egypt.
On this day in 1944
Jeff Beck was born.
The Daily Word in hot water, Vegas odds and animals gone wild
A House of Representatives committee could vote to hold Attorney General Eric Holder
in contempt of Congress over Operation Fast and Furious documents.
Ecuador's embassy in London may now be
the only thing standing between Wikileaks leader Julian Assange and extradition to Sweden.
Egypt seizes with new
political and constitutional upheaval as conflicting reports over ousted President Mubarak's failing health circulate.
China's reserves of rare earth minerals
—essential to production of high-tech devices —are dwindling due to "excessive mining," says report.
Interactive map of West Africa's
devastating drought conditions.
global hot flashes are not relenting in June.
Vegas roulette wheel beats
114 billion to one odds.
New state department
study counts 20.9 million worldwide victims of modern slavery.
Charter schools may be
underperforming when it comes to serving disabled students.
Former inmate now exonerated testifies before Senate subcommittee that
solitary confinement in prisons "by its design is driving men insane."
Wildlife conservation group says black bears around the Duke City are being
egregiously eliminated from the area.
Charlie Sheen's surge of "tiger blood" was in fact a "
Handy tip: If you're squeamish about squid sperm ruining your calamari dinner,
remove the internal organs before cooking it.
Water tanks in NYC as
Amorous prehistoric turtles
The Daily Word in Lara Croft, Game of Thrones and bacon sundaes Egypt's high court orders that its parliament be dissolved.
Officers stumble across
starving horses while looking for a man with a gun.
APD used stun guns, bean bag rounds and a police dog in the arrest of a 60-year-old man. Judge says:
"Game of Thrones" sorry about using
President Bush's head in scene about heads on pikes.
When is it OK to
shoot someone in Albuquerque? Drake and Chris Brown maybe got in a fist fight at a NY club, say police.
State's paying too much in
jail and prison contracts. The flavorful space between fresh and rotten.
Lara Croft to be put through harrowing attempted gang rape in
Tomb Raider reboot so male players will feel compelled to protect her.
After a series of workers who make Apple products
committed suicide, the company attempted to improve conditions. Yesterday, another worker committed suicide.
We're going to spy on
Wine glass chess set makes for
classiest drinking game ever.
Movies for women turn huge profits. So why doesn't Hollywood want to make those films? asks
Ditch your car, city-dweller, and buy this
folding pod on wheels.
The Daily Word in Mi Vida Loca, close calls and deep sea treasure
Egypt’s polarized runoff election continues to
damaging earthquake in Italy is the second to hit the country in 10 days.
increase diplomatic pressure on Syria’s president Bashar al-Assad in the wake of civilian massacre.
Johnny Tapia’s New York Times
Miguel Abeyta, 72,
thwarts his wife’s would-be purse snatcher.
The Whitewater-Baldy Complex fire is still
zero percent contained, and growing.
The Trust for America’s Health named New Mexico the
riskiest state in the country for leading in the number of preventable deaths.
new poll shows Martin Heinrich and Heather Wilson leading the race for Jeff Bingaman’s vacant senate seat, while Eric Griego and Michelle Lujan-Grisham appear to be in a dead heat for the 1st Congressional District.
Zombie-averse residents in Miami witnessed a “
growling cannibal” on an overpass before he was fatally shot by police.
virus infecting Iranian computers is called “Flame,” and it’s part of a sophisticated cyberespionage project.
shipwrecks were discovered in deep waters.
It won’t be long before you, too, can assemble
your own underwater robot.
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African American father and son say they were racially profiled, and APD took
$17,000 in cash off their hands for no good reason. Neil Armstrong almost never does interviews, but he spoke with Australian accountants about his trip to the moon. Ad-Rock talks about MCA's death. Who puts in the most hours at work, country-wise? How do you stack up?
KRQE scrutinizes New Mexico's
pork barrel projects. George Zimmerman was pretty tight with Sanford police.
Top two Mexican cartels stage
public massacres to taunt authorities and frighten civilians.
Office break rooms are disgusting
pits of germs, says guy who cares.
There may be
no daily newspaper in New Orleans after The Times-Picayune announces cutback plans.
The company that owns
Chicago's daily bought its weekly. (That's like the Journal purchasing the Alibi.)
Tennessee walking horse trainer pleads guilty to
cruelty. Egypt is voting for president for the first time.
Can the human race tell
aliens from gods? Beautiful rot.
MIT alleviates an age-old human frustration: getting
ketchup out of the bottle.
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vote in the first competitive presidential election in the Arab world.
The Secret Service prostitution scandal in Colombia
may not be an isolated incident.
The Kirtland jet fuel leak could be
larger than the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill.
Huge drop in the number of metro area meth lab busts linked to
law enforcement budget cuts.
The U.S. is fast approaching a “
fiscal cliff.” An M.I.T. professor thinks we should cross our fingers and jump.
A Pakistani doctor who helped the CIA locate Bin Laden was convicted of
treason and sentenced to 33 years in prison.
commercial rocket launch could signify a new era of private sector space travel.
Morgan Stanley is
investigated for sharing insider Facebook IPO information with a select group of investors.
Democratic Congress members think Governor Scott Walker may have lied under oath about his
motives for pursuing an anti-union agenda in Wisconsin.
Arizona white supremacist gets a
40-year federal sentence for a 2004 Phoenix bombing.
Fox News' Roger Ailes says Jon Stewart “
basically admitted” to him that he’s a socialist.
Obama and Romney are neck and neck in the polls, but the prez gets
Betty White’s vote.
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