Here's some crazy tsunami footage.
And there's a volcano.
And there’s radiation.
Because life is unfair, the destruction in Japan may lead to lower gas prices in the United States.
Iran uses Children-of-the-Corn-style baby soldiers for crowd suppression.
Scientists have either discovered Atlantis or Spain.
Someone is setting hipster traps in New York. Police suspect a hipster is to blame.
Cheerful people die faster than the rest of us.
Daylight saving time can be bad for you.
Madonna has a stalker. A time traveler from the ‘80s, most likely.
Here are some crappy yearbook photos.
Watch the trailer for the new X-Men movie.
A Mexican man has 82 Julia Roberts tattoos.
New facts about the world’s oldest profession (being a dinosaur.)
Uh, oh. Steve Vai shreds.
How to freeze water the freaky way.
Meet the emergency internet bunkers.
The world is in love with New Mexico’s evil/dumb gun running ring.
There was a deadly car smash at Coors and Los Padillas Road.
KOAT serves up a gravy boat of cold mugshots.
An Albuquerque bus hit a car. Hard!
Alexis has more compelling local stories over at DCF.
Happy birthday, Albert Einstein.
Special thanks to Tom Nayder, Geoffrey Anjou and John Hankinson for some of today’s important links.
Let's get this out of the way.
Horribly trippy Christmas: How can he be saved?
Don Cherry visited Canadian troops in Afghanistan.
Whadya mean "who's Don Cherry?"
Of course Santa didn't rob the local bar!
This model said she "would really like to do beer advertising." She was found dead at the Busch mansion last weekend.
Suspected wikileaker Bradley Manning is fucked.
Frank Bessac died earlier this month.
147 year old message from Confederate commander to Confederate general finally decoded: "I can't help you...."
Round up of the ten stupidest fast food inventions this year. Well, nine. I don't think the McRib counts.