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V.25 No.16 | 04/21/2016

The Daily Word in Star Wars, Solar Power and Oddball Imagery

By Monica Schmitt [ Tue Apr 26 2016 12:36 PM ]
The Daily Word

Not all Internet-born relationships are doomed. If you're as lucky as this surreal pair of artists you'll find a brain as bizarre as yours. Love awaits in strange photo ops involving distortion and creepy props. Compatibility at its finest.

How does one accidentally run a half-marathon? Ask this 12-year-old.

Ever seen Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds? Fictional, right? That's what I thought, too, but don't be fooled. Behind the beady black eyes of ravens and crows are brains just as clever as chimpanzees'. I'm not saying they're planning an attack but be prepared.

One thing that Donald Trump is exceptionally good at? Playing the victim.

Thousands of animals lovers sign a petition to ban tourists riding elephants after one in Cambodia falls to his death.

A team of 5 and 6-year-olds takes home a trophy taller than themselves for winning a competitive chess competition.

I guess a bad economy (not, I don't know, slowly killing the planet) is justifiable reason for workers to quit pumping oil and switch to working with renewable resources.

Internet conspiracies are abuzz, but all we can do is wait. The only certainty: Star Wars Episode VIII is gonna be... different.

V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010

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The Daily Word: The Great Disconnect or the Virtue of Dullness (hint: there is none)

By Robert Maestas [ Wed Jun 3 2015 11:22 AM ]
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jesus, not another blog post about robots.

photography kills

can you spot the differences?

in soviet russia, mountain hikes you

dullness does not cost money, but it ain’t free

an answer you’ve always wanted

time is a flat...two dimensional illustration?

humm mmmmmmm

V.24 No.10 | 03/05/2015

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The Daily Word in cream cheese, happy elephants and taking lunch breaks

By Amelia Olson [ Thu Mar 5 2015 11:46 AM ]
The Daily Word

Good afternoon, people of the internet! It's almost Friday, which means absolutely nothing to people who work weekends!

The Ringling Bros. finally admit maybe having wild elephants as part of their circus isn’t really that cool.

A 91 year-old woman who was told as a girl she wouldn’t be able to pursue engineering, has landed her dream job as a design consultant specializing in products geared towards the elderly. TAKE THAT, AGEISM AND SEXISM!

Prince played basketball in middle school and his yearbook photo is going to make your Thursday.

Everyone knows the top emojis are the poop, the partying ghost and the monkey covering her eyes. Some genius made an emoji poop dress and it’s all I want this year for my birthday.

PUT CREAM CHEESE ON/IN EVERYTHING!

Take a lunch break every damn day!

V.23 No.21 | 5/22/2014

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The Daily Word in Mick Jagger, the Rubik’s Cube and urine.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon May 19 2014 10:15 AM ]
The Daily Word

AT&T is buying DirecTV.

Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather.

As I always suspected, urine is not sterile.

Brad Pitt tosses a beer to Matthew McConaughey.

Don’t blow smoke up my ass.

I can’t even.

Happy birthday, Rubik’s Cube.

Rest in peace, Jerry Vale.

People were surprised to see an elephant on the beach in Florida.

There is a Route 66 revitalization plan.

Starting in October, Southwest Airlines will no longer have to stop in Albuquerque.

Silver Alerts have been issued for two area senior citizens.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Suzie, did you make some guy eat a habeñero?

Happy birthday to Andre the Giant.

V.21 No.12 | 3/22/2012
http://circusworld.wisconsinhistory.org/Parade/EventOverview.aspx

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #243: There are horses with hats.

By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Apr 3 2012 3:25 PM ]

I am watching a parade. There are horses with hats and painted elephants. I think I see my sister-in-law and try to rewind the dream to make sure. Now there is an all-child marching band dressed in white shoes and red sequins. Somewhere a kid shouts "Peanuts!"

V.20 No.22 | 6/2/2011

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The Daily Word with Expensive Profanity, Explosive Alarm Clocks, Egyptian Virginity Tests

By Adam Fox [ Tue May 31 2011 9:57 AM ]
The Daily Word

Muammar “I wear my sunglasses at night” Gaddafi may be open to a truce.

U.S. defense firm Lockheed Martin becomes the latest victim in cyber attacks.

You could be fined in Australia for using profanity in public.

Alarm clocks containing explosives blow up at IKEA stores in Belgium, France and The Netherlands.

The Illinois House approves a bill that will bring a casino to Chicagoland.

Detained female protesters in Egypt were subjected to “virginity tests.”

In this creepy video, a Mexican teacher sings to her students while a gun fight goes on outside.

A woman is arrested after wheeling a trash can filled with human body parts through a neighborhood.

Apparently, it’s an unspeakable offense to play golf on Memorial Day.

A woman in Bangladesh takes a would-be rapist’s penis to police as evidence.

They’ve enlisted the help of elephants during the clean up efforts in Joplin, Mo.

Hackers hit PBS’ web site and post a fake Tupac story.

No, not snakes on a plane, but snakes on a train.

You know your organization is the laughingstock of all scary radical religious groups when it’s counterprotested by the Ku Klux Klan.

Now you can save face by sending your lover an STD e-card to let them know they’re infected!

Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel resigns under numerous allegations of NCAA rule violations.

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