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V.21 No.38 |

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The Daily Word in Mullet vs. beard, man vs. fish, woman vs. sandwich and Fiona Apple vs. The Man

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Sep 22 2012 12:30 PM ]
In the news: Spaceport development, play golf at the Angola Penitentiary, ex-controller, run-away double entendre, Rio Arriba County Sheriff's Department, 150 years of lesbians, Mullet guilty in beard case, "Stellanator", weird effigy of Obama, bath salts, the best way to clean mushrooms, we are running out of fish, And people kicked him, work email after hours, Snoop Dogg, Fiona Apple was busted, swing states, Joan Jett, Nick Cave

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V.21 No.37 | 9/13/2012

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The Daily Word in Bill Clinton, Genesis and Zozobra

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Sep 6 2012 10:06 AM ]
In the news: will be on the ballot, Zozobra, Doug Vaughan, Lobo Village booze-free, Clinton at the DNC, Wheelchair rugby players, email, Freddie Mercury, Genesis, subway stop magical, edge of the solar system, Sun burp, with a toothbrush, Jennifer Aniston

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V.21 No.27 |

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The Daily Word in NM Drug Court investigations, litigiousness, "acts of daily living," a naked crimewave, and Romney-Venn Diagrams

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Jul 7 2012 11:00 AM ]
In the news: infected with this virus, state email investigation, Judge Pat Murdoch, Drug Court in Northern New Mexico, unqualified bonuses, a french word for EVERYTHING, The most litigious man in the world, naked crimewave, crime, Best Buy, how to debate on T.V, acts of daily living, totally flipped out, Mitt Romney's Venn Diagrams, this is a man's world, Is Marxism relevant today, Men in suits get away with things, egged and Mike Milled on air, The last minutes, The Valley of Gwangi

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V.21 No.10 | 3/8/2012
I do not want to mess with this guy.
I do not want to mess with this guy.

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The Feds Are Coming For Me!

By Devin D. O’Leary [ Thu Mar 1 2012 4:08 PM ]

If I don’t show up to work tomorrow, it’s because the FBI has arrested me, thrown me in jail and confiscated all my stuff. I just got an email from FBI director Robert Mueller III. The subject line of the email is as follows:

“Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director”

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V.21 No.1 |

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The Daily Word in a new definition of rape, santorum, the Dark Vader burger, and slimy orange water in Rio Rancho

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Jan 7 2012 1:56 PM ]
In the news: Santa Fe flasher, orange slime, She broke the pinky pact, parking, Dark Vader, a bunch of bent mass emails, Hello Kitty, Colorado high school senior, monogamy, embezzlement, definition of rape, Washington Post, Google problem, why, Ed Sanders, Nicolas Cage

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V.19 No.18 | 5/6/2010

Timewaster

My Auto-Generated Email Reply

By Nick Brown [ Thu May 20 2010 12:47 PM ]

Apparently, I thought it would be funny last night to use the vacation settings in my work email to auto-generate this reply to all incoming messages:

I cnt b bthrd w ths now u snofbtch

I guess I thought it would be funny, knowing full well that I wouldn’t remember a thing about it in the morning. Anyway, if you received this email from me today, please disregard it.

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V.19 No.3 | 1/21/2010

More People Who Email Me About Russian Brides

By Nick Brown [ Tue Feb 16 2010 12:26 PM ]

Here is a short list of people who have been urging me to woo a Russian bride:

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