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V.25 No.25 | 06/23/2016

The Daily Word in Inequality, Abortion Rights and Helium

By Monica Schmitt [ Tue Jun 28 2016 11:11 AM ]
The Daily Word

A bird's eye view of inequality and a few words on perspective by the photographer who snapped the powerful images.

On Monday the Supreme Court struck down on abortion clinic restrictions in Texas, stating that the strict requirements “constitute an undue burden on [a woman's] constitutional right to [seek an abortion].”

The ruling could have a ripple effect on many other Republican-run states with strict abortion laws.

Evolution favors simplicity, which is one of many reasons why it doesn't make sense for our ape cousins to evolve into humans. Take it from the experts; I only minored in anthropology.

Scientists discovered more than a trillion liters of helium beneath Tanzania, a relieving find after some researchers feared an impending helium shortage. Scientists rely on the gas for MRI scanners which I guess is more important than high-pitched birthday party entertainment.

Boba already exists, Starbucks.

Harrison Ford for president.

V.25 No.4 | 01/28/2016


The Daily Word in Trumpbridge, girlpower and the evolution of zombies

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Feb 3 2016 11:49 AM ]
The Daily Word

Young Syrian refugees dream big ... and their dreams are awesome.

Trump accuses Cruz of fraud at Iowa caucus.

Obama is going to visit a mosque on US soil for the first time.

Wanna know a secret?

Yet another person dies in a APD/BCSO shooting.

Harry Potter fans beware: Trumpbridge is here.

NM Senate wants to raise teacher wages, but not sure where the money will come from.

If walking around with a wedgie all day is up your ... er ... alley, Levi's just came out with the "Wedgie" jean.

US businesses created 205K jobs in January.

Ever wondered about the evolution of zombies?

Zika virus is the new big bad.

V.24 No.23 | 6/4/2015


The Daily Word in evolution, extinction and the Department of Love.

By Renee Chavez [ Thu May 28 2015 2:05 PM ]
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Australopithecus deyiremeda is your newest evolutionary ancestor.

STDs are just another reason hookup apps are gross.

The proud name of FIFA is being “dragged through the mud”.

The Iranian Dept. of Love has a new dating website.

A new childrearing battle has arisen: Cat Dad vs. Tiger Mom.

“We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.”

We’ll all die eventually but true extinction won’t happen for awhile.

LOL LOL LOL! Wedgie isn’t the only slang in the dictionary now.

Just another reason why dogs are the best.

V.23 No.12 | 3/20/2014


The Daily Word in St. Patrick’s Day, your weird brain and another police shooting.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Mar 17 2014 10:59 AM ]
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Obama has sanctions for Russia.

George Michael gave up sucking on pot pipes.

IOS 7.1 has problems.

Rest in peace, David Brenner.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s turn the river green.

Let’s try to have an ASMR episode today.

Don’t forget to remember to forget.

What puts the fire in the firefly?

Police shot a guy in the foothills.

It’s illegal to sleep in your car and to drive in your bed.

Happy birthday, Kurt Russell.

V.22 No.9 | 2/28/2013

Last Month in Music

January 2013

By Mike Smith
Music fanatic and author Mike Smith reflects on concerts seen in the first month of 2013.
V.21 No.11 |


The Daily Word where you can get fired for wearing an orange shirt, worry about blood-cashews and enjoy some pig testicle tacos

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Mar 21 2012 8:17 AM ]
The Daily Word

Mitt Romney wins the Illinois Republican Primary while in turnout in Chicago was the lowest in city history.

Japan threatens to shoot down North Korean rocket if it gets too close.

"That's a big lava lamp, congratulations."

Pink slime to be removed from NM public school lunches by July.

Is it cruel and unusual to sentence a 14-year-old to life without the possibility of parole?

I've been to Tennessee and this anti-science Monkey Bill recently passed seems about right.

Religious exemptions for childhood vaccinations will doom us all.

Now you've got to worry about blood-cashews.

Nokia patents text-message tattoos.

Four guys walk into an Australian bar, order fancy drinks, then parachute off the roof without paying.

Blood Urine Man wins top prize at the Kaohsiung Museum of Fine Arts competition.

In Florida, wearing an orange shirt is a fireable offense.

$200 for a cup of organic green tea grown in panda crap? I'll take two!

Pfizer's recipe for pig testicle tacos sounds positively delicious.

The women of "Mad Men" supercut.

How to tell if you're being monitored at work.

Photos from Frida Kahlo's private collection are on display.

Sigh, another reason to hate The Phantom Menace.

Happy Birthday James Coco!!!

V.21 No.3 |


The Daily Word in film caps, Gingrich and Megaupload

By Marisa Demarco [ Fri Jan 20 2012 9:37 AM ]
The Daily Word

17-year-old student stabbed and killed at school.

City pays woman back after police destroyed her weed.

State lawmakers looking to banish the $50 million cap for film rebates imposed last year.

Look inside the Fukushima containment vessel.

Santa Fe's minimum wage will be the highest in the country.

Congress is going to hold off on PIPA and SOPA votes.

Romney may lose to Gingrich in South Carolina.

College students are playing the fainting game. I thought that was for kids.

Hackers retaliate after Megaupload is shut down.

A matrilineal state in India (where women rule).

If that capsized cruise ship dumps its fuel, it will pollute one of the most pristine segments of the Mediterranean.

Why is it hard to believe in evolution?

Advice that doesn't make sense until you're too old to need it.

Pulitzer Prize: Meh.

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