Australopithecus deyiremeda is your newest evolutionary ancestor.
STDs are just another reason hookup apps are gross.
The proud name of FIFA is being “dragged through the mud”.
The Iranian Dept. of Love has a new dating website.
A new childrearing battle has arisen: Cat Dad vs. Tiger Mom.
“We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.”
We’ll all die eventually but true extinction won’t happen for awhile.
LOL LOL LOL! Wedgie isn’t the only slang in the dictionary now.
Just another reason why dogs are the best.
Obama has sanctions for Russia.
George Michael gave up sucking on pot pipes.
IOS 7.1 has problems.
Rest in peace, David Brenner.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s turn the river green.
Let’s try to have an ASMR episode today.
Don’t forget to remember to forget.
What puts the fire in the firefly?
Police shot a guy in the foothills.
It’s illegal to sleep in your car and to drive in your bed.
Happy birthday, Kurt Russell.
Japan threatens to shoot down North Korean rocket if it gets too close.
Pink slime to be removed from NM public school lunches by July.
Is it cruel and unusual to sentence a 14-year-old to life without the possibility of parole?
I've been to Tennessee and this anti-science Monkey Bill recently passed seems about right.
Religious exemptions for childhood vaccinations will doom us all.
Now you've got to worry about blood-cashews.
Nokia patents text-message tattoos.
Four guys walk into an Australian bar, order fancy drinks, then parachute off the roof without paying.
Blood Urine Man wins top prize at the Kaohsiung Museum of Fine Arts competition.
In Florida, wearing an orange shirt is a fireable offense.
$200 for a cup of organic green tea grown in panda crap? I'll take two!
Pfizer's recipe for pig testicle tacos sounds positively delicious.
The women of "Mad Men" supercut.
How to tell if you're being monitored at work.
Photos from Frida Kahlo's private collection are on display.
Sigh, another reason to hate The Phantom Menace.
17-year-old student stabbed and killed at school.
City pays woman back after police destroyed her weed.
State lawmakers looking to banish the $50 million cap for film rebates imposed last year.
Look inside the Fukushima containment vessel.
Santa Fe's minimum wage will be the highest in the country.
Congress is going to hold off on PIPA and SOPA votes.
Romney may lose to Gingrich in South Carolina.
College students are playing the fainting game. I thought that was for kids.
Hackers retaliate after Megaupload is shut down.
A matrilineal state in India (where women rule).
If that capsized cruise ship dumps its fuel, it will pollute one of the most pristine segments of the Mediterranean.
Why is it hard to believe in evolution?
Advice that doesn't make sense until you're too old to need it.
Pulitzer Prize: Meh.