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V.24 No.4 | 1/22/2015

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

V.22 No.39 | 9/26/2013

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The Daily Word in foodstamps, mugshots and eyeballs

The Daily Word

Patrick Swayze’s mom died. She taught him how to dance and use the bathroom. I think I’ll name a drink after her.

There was a shooting in Chicago.

Goodbye, foodstamps.

How to make ramen crust pizza.

Hey, look. This awesome story about lightsaber thumbwrestling was written by our Albuquerque pal Amanda Kooser.

Someday, I would like to have a pet antelope.

King Nerd delivers a speech.

SNL is finding cast members on the web.

Yes, I do always have to post something about Star Trek.

Everyone loves pictures of eyeballs.

Funny old-timey mugshots.

Beware Mountain Dew Mouth.

Rest in peace, Mary, of Mary and Tito’s.

Happy birthday Devin O’Leary.

V.22 No.13 |

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The Daily Word in baby gorillas, reinstatement of CNM Chronicle and eyeballs in the can

The Daily Word

Sandy Hook Killer's home was crazy armed!

Damascus mortar strike claims 15 Syrian students.

Go, Gladys, Go!

CNM reinstates The Chronicle!

Hear ye, sign wavers ...

Casaus is still on the streets?

Eyeballs found in a trash can ...