One-armed pole dancer takes world title.
No-armed zoo enthusiast gets to feed a giraffe with his toes.
Abq man blames city for a tree falling on his house during the weekend's wind.
Prez knocks back a cold Guinness at The Dubliner pub in D.C.
The FAA may lighten up on rules about electronic devices on airplanes.
Japanese tourists wind up stuck in the ocean after following GPS directions.
Man ticketed after tying his cat to a rock because it wouldn't go jogging with him. Stupid cats.
Mets owners agree to pay out $162 million in Madoff case.
Open fire leaves at least 4 dead at Jewish school in France.
RIP Red Bull founder Chaleo Yoovidhya.
Santa Fe 12-year-old charged with DWI.
It’s plague season: the fifth case of Hantavirus has been reported in N.M.
After nickel-and-diming the debt ceiling, lawmakers ran out to summer recess before resolving an FAA shutdown that’s costing taxpayers $1 billion a month.
The U.S. is finally joining the developed world by moving birth control under health insurance coverage—but there are some catches and a whole lot of misinformation.
A new font designed to help dyslexics read.
The FDA still hasn’t defined when foods can be labeled “gluten free.”
If your house was on fire, would you take this stuff with you?
Ousted Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak stands trail.
Pro-bike mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania says “Nice parking job, asshole!” to a Mercedes ... with a tank.
Steer clear of ground turkey for a while.
Haiti braces for tropical storm Emily, more devastation.
Everyone stop what you’re doing: Miley Cyrus got a “gay marriage” tattoo.
Also, Amy Winehouse was secretly engaged.