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V.23 No.7 | 2/13/2014

Idiot Box

Olympic Fever (and Chills)

The Winter Olympics on NBC

Let’s face it, Winter Olympics are the redheaded stepchild of the Olympics world, the Pro Bowl following the Super Bowl of international competition.
V.21 No.12 |

news

The Daily Word in racist comics, staff cuts for Newt and Winrock revitalization

The Daily Word

Why is a there an effort to smear the reputation of Trayvon Martin?

Construction to revitalize Winrock Mall begins next week.

Dude, this racist cartoon is pretty racist, even for Texas.

Guess which Republican Presidential candidate just let go of a third of his full-time staff?

Magdalena's only grocery store is closing.

Fox News hoodies disappear from online store and somehow it's not a conspiracy.

New species of hammerhead shark discovered.

'Dinosaur' and 'dancing' are some of the 50 forbidden words to be removed from standardized tests in New York.

JFK airport employees responsible for 200 thefts per day.

Pharmacies are lying to teenagers about emergency contraception.

Sometimes it's hard being an asshole atheist.

Taiwanese woman chats with Facebook friends as she kills herself.

According to a new study, rubbing toothpaste onto your teeth with your fingers will increase fluoride protection by a whopping 400%.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays.

How to work for a micromanager.

Watch 130 'Simpsons' openings at the same time, for science.

Fish McBites are a real thing, so is Chicken-n-Waffles-flavored syrup.

Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson says "Thick as a Brick 2" is coming.

Trailer for a new "Lupin the 3rd" TV series.

Laugh at these treadmill fails.

De-porn your browser before your mom comes to visit.

Hey, remember Luscious Jackson?

Happy Birthday Reba McEntire!!!

V.20 No.33 |

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Paul for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.32 |
At least he got the sun screen correct.
At least he got the sun screen correct.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.31 |

Two Handicap Spots

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.30 |

Sent to me by Emma, she writes:

This is the wheelchair accessible sidewalk ramp and the sidewalk at the entrance of a hotel in Albuquerque. He left his Caddy there for 7 hours.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.29 |

Who Watches The Watchmen?

Thanks to Scott for sending me this one. He writes:

This is how the "parking enforcer" was parked while she was giving out parking tickets.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.28 |

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one. He writes:

Two spots for the cali ghetto cruiser. Here it is over two spots in a little lot.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Thanks to Andrew for sending me this one. He writes

Our State Police at work. Enjoy

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

C.O.P.S.

Thanks to Dandee for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.27 |

I took this one at the Target on Lomas last night, happy?

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.26 |

Thanks to Johnny for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Omaha Asshole

Thanks to Frank for sending me this one. He writes:

In Omaha for the weekend and saw this asshole at the grocery store.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

NEWS

The Daily Word 7.3.11: fire; fireworks; nazis; metallica

The Daily Word

Fireworks fails (video collection!)

The John Young Ranch burned last weekend. The Dixons of apple fame bought their property from Young. The orchard was saved.

Silver City's Penny Park burned, again.

Los Alamos residents may return home!

Watch NYPD Bomb Squad blow up 5000 pounds of confiscated fireworks.

Here's what the Reflecting Pool in Washington Monument looks like this Fourth of July weekend. "It's kind of gross right now."

A weirder Haunted Mansion.

Hitler is pissed about Metallica recording with Lou Reed.

Miss Honeywell. "She'd make a good personal assistant to a sales manager."

German Neo-Nazi codes.

Newlywed Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada for Canada Day.

Some Quebecois aren't fond of the royals.

Yellowstone River oil spill.

Pairing wine with doughnuts, Spaghetti-O's and other crap.

Wikileaks might sue Mastercard. With Wikileaks "priceless" ad spoof.

Happy belated birthday, Lindsay Lohan.



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