Year in Review: News
Best and Worst of 2011
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times
A Picture’s Worth 1,000 Points
Photos from our sixth annual scavenger hunt
Any one of the 70-odd teams that signed up will tell you: Our photo scavenger hunt ain’t easy. But they’ll also be quick to add that it’s one hell of a good time.
Captain Edward England Merriweather’s Severely Abridged Planktionary
The Daily Word with an upcoming Anonymous attack, Ted Bundy's blood and a Chinese landlord scorpion attack
Anonymous is gearing up to attack Facebook this November.
The Congressional Supercommittee has been chosen.
North and South Korea exchange fire.
President Obama can't catch a break.
FBI agent discusses the West Mesa buried bodies case.
Missouri high school bans Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-5.
America is not ready for President Rick Perry.
Recently discovered vial of Ted Bundy's blood may help uncover more murders.
The Onion is starting a paywall.
Probably not a good idea to heckle Aziz Ansari.
Chinese landlord releases thousands of scorpions to chase away his tenants.
Thomas the Imperialist Tank Engine.
Tim Heidicker (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) saw a UFO.
Six things that were probably built by aliens.
The Daily Word where a dog bites Morrissey, Ron Paul Retires and there's Carmageddon in LA
Republicans gave away the debt ceiling fight.
The House fails to pass the Bulb Act.
Americans are having fewer children.
The Westboro Baptist Church chickens out of protesting Betty Ford's funeral.
Bronze letters stolen from buildings in Belen.
Recall elections begin in Wisconsin.
OUTRAGE after Michelle Obama eats a hamburger.
Ron Paul is retiring from Congress to focus on losing his presidential election.
Why the dollar store is a ripoff.
Bring your protractors to Pittsburgh.
The National League wins the All-Star Game.
Some dog hates Morrissey almost as much as I do.
L.A. is preparing for Carmageddon.
I've been a Netflix member since 2000, and in that time they've never raised my rates, but what the hell Netflix?
Greatest headline ever.
Best ever cover of They Might Be Giants' Istanbul (Not Constantinople).
The last know surviving dinosaur was the triceratops.
What is a derecho?
Front row on world's steepest roller coaster.
Five million 4chan posts visualized.
Because planking is so last week
Flanking (aka "fake planking") is the art of doing a plank, putting the picture of said plank in Photoshop, and using an elementary understanding of the program to create a plank of epic proportions. Sure, we made this up. But if taking pictures of people laying face down and motionless can take the world by storm, imagine what spiffier pictures will do?
As for planking, further research has clued me into its origins. While it's widely held that the fad was started almost 15 years back by a couple British dudes, the Alibi unearthed the fact that it was actually started by the mighty elephant seal, which spends the majority of its life planking. ... Although they could be a little more creative with it: