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V.23 No.39 | 9/25/2014

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The Daily Word in meth-smoking Buddhists, triple boobies and a White House intruder.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Sep 22 2014 12:36 PM ]
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The White House intruder was just crazy.

Some meth-smoking Buddhist monks were arrested.

Surgeon creates woman with three breasts.

Pink Floyd’s new album will be their first in 20 years.

Female polygamist ninjas were unsuccessful in their kidnapping mission.

McKinney, TX is the best place to live.

New Mexico will consider arguments for a restraining order on Uber and Lyft.

Carlsbad flooding evactuations are urged.

There was a big car smash on I-40.

Happy Birthday, Scott Baio.

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V.23 No.31 |

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The Daily Word in methane craters, an officer-involved shooting and the Central Avenue underpass flood problem

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Aug 5 2014 1:03 PM ]
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A BernCo sheriff's deputy shot a man who rammed his patrol car and trapped the deputy inside.

A city councilman introduced a controversial proposal that would substantially reduce marijuana possession penalties.

The remains of a missing hiker were recovered from the Santa Fe forest.

The city may finally do something about the lake that forms in the Central Avenue underpass when it rains heavily.

An Afghan soldier killed an American General, the highest ranking US service member to die in conflict since Vietnam.

There's intense fighting in Ukraine.

Guardians of the Galaxy's James Gunn once made some funny porn spoofs.

Media giant Gannett is splitting its newspaper and broadcast/digital divisions in order to make the lackluster print portion debt-free. And then, presumably, they'll throw it into a black hole so that it remains debt-free. Forever.

Huge methane gas releases caused by global warming appear to be causing the mysterious Siberian craters.

Here are some of the scant details on the Ebola "cure" administered to two American aid workers.

Check out the Disobedient Objects in the Victoria and Albert Museum.

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V.22 No.37 |

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The Daily Word in rage, threats, shootings, poisonous bites and beaver butts

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 17 2013 8:11 AM ]
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Timeline and coverage of Navy Yard shootings from The Washington Post.

Raw sewage in the streets, town of Grants, NM. There's sewage in the streets, it's up to my knees.

The small town of Mogollon, NM is now much more isolated thanks to heavy rains.

Heavy rains mean good times for New Mexico's reptiles.

A bar in Colorado caught fire after some cleaning rags spontaneously combusted.

"Breaking Bad's" Mike Ehrmantraut (actor Jonathan Banks) reads fairy tales in the style of Mike Ehrmantraut.

The Costa Concordia was successfully righted off the coast of Italy.

The Turks shot down a Syrian military helicopter.

A TSA employee called in a bomb threat to LAX TSA Headquarters.

For the first time in its 32 year history Butterball's Turkey Talk Hotline has some male operators.

What happens when you get a black widow bite.

Darwin, the IKEA monkey, will remain in an animal sanctuary and not be returned to his "mother."

Hedgehogs like baths and other stuff. Also, beavers' anal gland secretions are tasty.

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V.22 No.38 | 9/19/2013

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The Daily Word in Flooding, Bacon, Bacteria and Pornotopia

By Nick Brown [ Fri Sep 13 2013 12:09 PM ]
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It’s Friday the 13th.

Al-Qaeda chief urges attacks on the US.

Bake your bacon in the oven the right way.

Low levels of gut bacteria may be linked to bitchiness and other disorders.

The Ig Nobel Prizes.

Roadkill: the ethical meat.

Monkeys think long and hard about bananas.

Grohl and Novoselic reminisce about Nirvana.

Fancy things are better. Right?

New Mexico is scheduled for more rain through Sunday. Despite the many complications and inconveniences it’s caused already.

The New Mexico Supreme Court rules in favor of Pornotopia.

Happy birthday Barbara Bain.

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V.22 No.27 |

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The Daily Word in biker wars, flash flood warnings, a massive prison hunger strike and speculation about Edward Snowden

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jul 9 2013 8:57 AM ]
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The tone of this local KRQE piece about an influx of rival biker gangs reminds one of an old biker film.

I do not own a lawn but I still want a free rain gauge.

There was more flooding in the Albuquerque area last night.

My iPhone sent me a warning about flash floods for the first time in my life last night. The government knows exactly where I am.

Urban chicken farming sounds great but apparently is starting to result in skyrocketing chicken-abandonment.

A massive hunger strike protesting prisons' isolation policies began yesterday in California.

Edward Snowden might be going to Venezuala according to a Russian politician. And who the hell is Snowden, really?

This U.S. federal court decision in favor of the EFF is an important result of the documents leaked by Edward Snowden.

At the Transportation Safety Board of Canada site you can check out ALL the recent Canadian train wrecks (and other disasters) including updates on the one in Lac-Megantic, Quebec.

Osama Bin Laden owned a cowboy hat which he wore to prevent drones from spotting him.

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V.20 No.19 |

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The Daily Word: AIDS vaccine, Nazi guard, self-driving cars

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu May 12 2011 9:48 AM ]
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Man found dead with his throat cut near Mountain and Sixth Street.

Guy goes to the lost and found at Sandia Casino looking for his cocaine.

Bears in Roswell and Belen.

AIDS vaccine works in monkeys. A human vaccine may be just around the corner.

Paramedic says he was discriminated against because of his beard in EspaƱola. He's a Sikh, and it's part of his religion.

The M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I River is flooding at historic levels.


Guard for Nazi camp was charged with 28,060 counts of accessory to murder. He was sentenced to five years in prison.

Google lobbies for self-driving cars. Guess Google never watched the "Doctor Who" episode about the ATMOS system in cars.

This technology can read your mind.

World wastes more than a billion tons of food every year.

Bin Laden's diary (crushes revealed! jk).

Dems try to repeal tax incentives for big oil, given the companies are seeing profit.

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V.20 No.2 |

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The Daily Word: 1.14.11: It hits the fan in Tunisia

By John Bear [ Fri Jan 14 2011 9:20 AM ]
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Tunisia's president dissolves government.

Autopsy reveals police shot man seven times.

Martha Stewart splits lip, gets nine stitches. Not a good thing.

FDA won't ban Vicodin.

More than 500 people die in Brazil floods.

I watched a really depressing nature show about eagles last night. There is no link. I just thought you should know.

Mentally disabled man pardoned for murder (73 years after he was executed).

Young girl killed in Arizona shootings laid to rest.

Happy birthday, LL Cool J.

David Nelson of 'Ozzie and Harriet' dies.

Used needles found all over abandoned apartment complex.

Lawmakers greet calls for gun control with silence.

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