The Daily Word in emojis, the flu and the future via Twitter
Only a twitter bot can predict the future.
The suspected organizer of the terrorist attacks in Paris is reportedly killed.
A summation of anti-feminists to induce your daily rage.
Learn more about the history of lesbianism on the island of Nantucket.
Good Charlotte is back, thank Satan.
Morsels by Megan Foldenauer is deliciously lovely.
Where revenge porn and sex work intersect.
Take-out flu shots delivered by Uber? Alright.
The Daily Word in Star Wars, Richard Sherman and Combat Gum
Who won at the 2014 Grammy Awards?
Finally. Combat Gum.
China’s Jade Rabbit crapped out.
Should major cities ban cars?
Richard Sherman is smart.
The French make bad coffee, claim coffee snobs.
The new Star Wars script is done.
What happens if you try to fly weed out of Colorado?
George gave me a credit card knife. It’s cool.
An El Paso woman died skiing at Ski Apache.
Happy birthday Patton Oswalt.
The Daily Word in Carnival Triumph, Kangaroo invasion and Brangelina wine
Relieved passengers of the Triumph are finally off the ship and headed home.
Bernalillo County Metro Court had 120 weddings scheduled yesterday.
Oscar Pistorius is now facing charges of premeditated murder.
Two more New Mexico children have died from the Flu. This brings the overall death toll up to 89.
Brangelina are entering the wine-making business.
The Farmington police are looking for a man who apparently threw semen on at least two women.
The Daily Word in Katie’s law, Destiny’s Child and pot carrots
Is the White House going to push for a ban on assault weapons?
After preliminary hearings, judge orders that James Holmes will stand trial.
New Mexico expert gives tips on how to avoid and fight the flu.
90’s pop fans get excited! Destiny’s Child is reportedly reuniting during the Super Bowl halftime show.
Justin Timberlake is headed back to the recording studio!
Police discovered 310 pounds of weed hidden among frozen carrots.
Kate Middleton’s official royal portrait.
Know Thy Virus
How to avoid a snot-filled winter
The Daily Word 10.20.10: Manservant Murder, Mystery Creature, McRib
Thieves steal $500 worth of toys from local preschool.
Someone is shooting at the Pentagon
Virginia 4th-grade textbook claims thousands of black soldiers fought for the South during the Civil War.
Clarence Thomas' wife calls Anita Hill to ask for an apology.
Saudi prince found guilty of manservant's murder.
New tree type is discovered in Honduras.
Secret Service agent admits he almost shot President Johnson shortly after President Kennedy was assassinated.
Why isn't anyone talking about the mystery creature in Sagami Bay?
Rob a McDonald's in Europe and you'll get spayed with DNA mist.
Turtle bones show that Antarctica was once a rain forest.
Want to eat tacos in your car but are afraid of making a mess? Maybe you need to start wearing a Drib.
Student Rickrolls professor with an essay.
Loosen your belts, McRib is back.
Burger King is launching Nacho Whopper, sadly it's only available in the Netherlands.
The Daily Word: Special session, flu, fashion, graffiti
Drive-thru flu vaccinations available at UNM, come with side of fries.
See fashion week.
There's a new documentary about Monty Python.
Nob Hill graffiti art gets graffitied upon.
Louisiana Justice of the Peace who refused an interracial couple a marriage license says he's not a racist.
But hey, it's not all bad in Louisiana, the New Orleans Saints are undefeated.
The 'Treehouse of Horror' is 20 years-old.
Hitler billboard in Thailand covered.
Hills star arrested for DUI, LA needs some damn public transportation, but wait—can't these rich people afford taxis and limos?
Weather: Highs in the upper '70s, lowering to the upper '60 by Thursday.