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V.25 No.38 | 09/22/2016

The Daily Word in the Senate, Tinder and Balloon Fiesta

The Daily Word

Look at your new favorite animal.

A Christian group in Fla. wants to convict abortion providers and their patients with first-degree murder.

The demotion of the Fox News anchor that filed a lawsuit against the “news source” shines light on how the company views their women employees.

We all know people play games when they date but the dating-app sensation Tinder was literally designed to be like a game.

What makes balloons float the directions they do during Balloon Fiesta?

The Senate just overrode Pres. Obama's veto for the first time.

A Disney classic is about to be remade.

Modern family continues to be a 10/10 show by casting an actual trans kid as a trans kid.

V.24 No.23 | 6/4/2015
Greg Gutfield

Idiot Box

Comedy In Name Only

“The Greg Gutfeld Show” on Fox News

Fox News Channel tries to be funny and conservative at the same time with “The Greg Gutfeld Show.”
V.22 No.24 |

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The Daily Word in a "Lone Ranger" press junket, world cup protests in Brazil and bringing squirrels across a body of water

The Daily Word

Is Farmington really the 59th most dangerous U.S. city?

Some folks are really excited about a special screening of and party for "The Lone Ranger" in Santa Fe. Other folks are not so excited.

Old Santa Fe store Packard's is closing.

Letter from Yahoo!

The G-8 look "like men who forgot their ties because they overslept."

Angelina Jolie's stunt double brings the first American lawsuit against News Corporation, accusing them of hacking her phone.

Brazil is pissed.

Squirrel lore.

Fox News is being sued by the mother of three kids who unwittingly watched their father eat the pipe on You Tube.

When hijacking a plane and flying to Cuba was commonplace.

Here is some handy info regarding light sabers and airline luggage restrictions.

Anti-pervert stockings.

On this day in 1873 Susan B. Anthony was fined $100.00 for voting the previous year. She didn't pay.

V.21 No.20 |

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The Daily Word in sizable leaks, fiscal cliff-diving and Betty White 4 Prez

The Daily Word

Today Egyptians vote in the first competitive presidential election in the Arab world.

The Secret Service prostitution scandal in Colombia may not be an isolated incident.

The Kirtland jet fuel leak could be larger than the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill.

Huge drop in the number of metro area meth lab busts linked to law enforcement budget cuts.

The U.S. is fast approaching a “fiscal cliff.” An M.I.T. professor thinks we should cross our fingers and jump.

A Pakistani doctor who helped the CIA locate Bin Laden was convicted of treason and sentenced to 33 years in prison.

Yesterday’s commercial rocket launch could signify a new era of private sector space travel.

Morgan Stanley is investigated for sharing insider Facebook IPO information with a select group of investors.

Democratic Congress members think Governor Scott Walker may have lied under oath about his motives for pursuing an anti-union agenda in Wisconsin.

Arizona white supremacist gets a 40-year federal sentence for a 2004 Phoenix bombing.

Fox News' Roger Ailes says Jon Stewart “basically admitted” to him that he’s a socialist.

Obama and Romney are neck and neck in the polls, but the prez gets Betty White’s vote.

V.20 No.46 |

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The Daily Word in race wars, uppity-ism, and Hanukkah pricing

The Daily Word

Republican presidential candidates debated last night. Mitt Romney couldn't get his name right, Rick Santorum wants to profile muslims, Newt wants to be humane to immigrants, and Michelle Bachmann may or may not have leaked classified information.

Portland Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber announced a hold on all death row inmates.

Rush Limbaugh said Michelle Obama exhibits uppity-ism.

Race war rumors spread at Highland High School.

Florida school finds two 12-year-olds kissing and calls the cops.

Was a Illinois water utility cyber-attacked?

South Korean lawmaker fires tear gas in parliament before vote on US trade pact.

A Bronx groom kills himself by jumping into the Harlem River hours after his wedding.

Aw, Crap! I totally forgot yesterday was Max Headroom Signal Intrusion Day.

Christmas quality, Hanukkah pricing.

The 25 most popular passwords of 2011.

Spend some time this morning reading about the mystery of the five wounds.

A new study shows that people who watch Fox News are less informed than people who watch no news at all.

Another reason not to take vitamins.

Best mug shot of I've seen in ages.

Your one stop source for cute animal pictures is The Fluffington Post.

Black Friday creep.

The tire pile you can see from spaaaaaaace.

R.I.P. Anne McCaffrey.

How to deal with your multi-level marketing friends.

Sarah Silverman lands a sitcom on NBC.

Yoda is shilling ramen.

Happy Birthday Harpo Marx!!!

Thanks to Constance for the links.

V.20 No.34 |

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The Daily Word with Bulgarian Yogurt, Violent Tweets and Crossbow Attacks

The Daily Word

APD fires officer over violent tweets.

Companies who pay more to their CEOs than in taxes.

Federal judge strikes down Texas sonogram law.

Gawker vs. Fox News, round whatever.

The origins of the Black Death have been uncovered.

Boy shot with crossbow for throwing rocks at cars.

Bad news for Greek yogurt.

Will an HIV scare lead to less new porn?

Fermilab scientists figures out how to cut plane boarding time in half.

Glenn Beck wants to know if the term colored is really such a bad thing.

Stupid things Game of Thrones characters have done.

Cyberlockers replace Bittorret sites as the most popular file-sharing sites.

Happy birthday Buddy Hackett!!!

V.20 No.31 |

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The Daily Word in drunk mayors, bronies and the universe bubble

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Yesterday's tornado in Albuquerque was actually a landspout.

Virginia Tech says there's a gunman on campus. In 2007, a shooter killed 33 people at the school.

The mayor of Sunland Park near Las Cruces says he was drunk when he signed those nine contracts.

Construction near University and Coal is going to get worse.

The ACLU wants to make sure we're not being tracked by the police through our cell phones.

NRA files lawsuit to stop a rule that requires gun shops to report the purchase of more than one semi-automatic. The rule would be lifted in border states, such as New Mexico.

First chile harvest is in from Hatch.

The world's first text messages from 1890.

Fox News hosts don't criticize Sarah Palin because she's their coworker.

Adult men who like My Little Pony are called bronies.

The golden oldies of a gen-Xer.

Maybe our universe is in a bubble of space and time, and other universes are, too.

Writer finds out how easy it is to buy a gun from a stranger in Portland.

The ultimate food taboo.

V.20 No.16 |

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The Daily Word: Long Form Birth Certificate, Secret Nazi UFOs, Rainbow Poo

The Daily Word

President Obama releases his long form birth certificate, but haters got to hate.

Apple to update iPhones and iPads to fix location tracking.

Dude, it's cold out today.

General Petraeus will be nominated to be the new director of the CIA.

San Francisco may ban circumcisions.

Homeless woman is facing 20 years in prison for sending her child to the wrong school.

Coming soon: Rainbow poo.

Santa Fe deputy caught on camera shoplifting.

Hitler ordered the creation of Nazi UFOs to destroy London and New York.

Entire new order of insects discovered at South African truck stop.

Anti-gay hate crime leads to eight horses killed in a barn fire.

William S. Burroughs (who died in 1997) is on trial for corrupting Turkish morals.

The Sony Playstation Network outage looks much worse than originally thought.

Sweet Chernobyl graffiti.

Budget cuts force SETI to shut down its telescope facility.

A guide to making people feel old.

Will women's clothing ever be standardized?

You can listen to the Beastie Boys new album here.

You have a month to rescue your photos from Friendster.

Unstoppable raft of fire ants is waiting for you.

Things that are overexposed.

The world's most powerful laser is being built in Eastern Europe.

Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay what you can restaurant in New Jersey.

Marshfield, Massachusetts: the town that banned Pac Man.

Cupcake flavored vodka.

Pittsburgh has a ninja problem.

Be your own souvenir.

This incredibly safe lame chemistry set comes with no chemicals.

14 serial killers who were never captured.

Six of the rarest of rare-earth minerals.

Happy birthday Walter Lantz!!!

V.20 No.5 |

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The Daily Word 02.09.11: Beer Marshmallows, Plastic Rice, Chicken Wyngz

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The House fails to extend the Patriot Act.

President Obama is having lunch with the GOP leadership today.

China is making fake rice from plastic and selling it as real rice.

Governor Martinez is blaming NM Gas for the gas shortage.

School bus accident in Mississippi leaves 3 dead, and 60 injured.

Sources say production has begun on Apple's next-generation iPad.

Ever wonder what would it look like if Disney made a Superman cartoon?

I have a feeling this guy is getting fired.

Astrology has been re-affirmed as a trusted science in India.

Why isn't the liberal media covering the boneless wyngz controversy?

CNN admits it has a Fox Problem.

No one knows the reason why all Wells Fargo ATMs went offline this week.

Pharmacist accidentally gives abortion-inducing drug to pregnant woman.

Police find drugs in a man's penis.

Fox News calls Bulletstorm the worst game in the world.

Nerdy website overthinkingit.com analyzes 10 years of Law & Order episode outcomes.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike, the Headless Chicken.

Most distant galaxy yet has been discovered by the Hubble Space Telescope.

If I had ever successfully watched an episode of Dr. Who this flowchart may be more interesting.

Have a look at 14 of the most expensive meals in the world.

If you pirated a copy of The Expendables you should think about getting a lawyer.

Beer marshmallows? Beer marshmallows!

The CIA's Flickr page sucks way worse than the Alibi's.

Family thinks they're buying a Dora the Explorer DVD, actually gets Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 instead.

400 Super Bowl ticket-holders who were screwed out of their seats are offered a pretty sweet deal.

10 things you you should know before you go furniture shopping.

Happy Birthday Jim J. Bullock!

V.20 No.4 |

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The Daily Word 02.02.11: Another Snow Day, Medical Clowns, Free Porn

The Daily Word

Yes, yes it's really cold out. Just try and keep it together, ok?

The unrest in Egypt is continuing, even after Mubarak pledges to leave office.

Congressional Republicans are trying to redefine rape.

Depressing real estate story #34.

Teenage wolf pack members arrested in Pennsylvania.

Glenn Beck uses chalkboards to equate the uprising in Egypt to the beginning of the End Times.

Feel bad after reading the latest leaked Fox News memo, then feel worse after watching a new fake pimp and ho video targeting Planned Parenthood. Then eat some cake.

What's the deal with all that free porn online?

It looks like Borders is nearing bankruptcy.

When am I gonna get my vat-grown hamburgers?

Zsa Zsa Gabor is near death. Goodbye citylife! (too soon?)

Apple is trying to take a bigger piece of all content sold on it's devices.

The best of sexual harassment stock photography.

Why didn't anyone tell me Dunkin' Donuts had new donuts?

Five things to do with your old laptop.

Original Robospanker for sale, only $500. Wait, what?

How to make your own Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Medical clowns (?) can help women get pregnant.

More oral sex = more cancer.

Happy birthday Brent Spiner!

V.19 No.37 |
The Daily Word

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The Daily Word 09.17.2009: Wheelchair-bound tireslasher, proto-AIDS monkey, garden gnome, attack ad

Bed bug attacks on the rise.


Goat named Maria shot by unknown assailants.

UNM denies football coach got into 'altercation' with Lobo reporter.

Swift Boat ad targeting Martin Heinrich to appear on N.M. television.

Bill Clinton to visit Española.

Scientists find evidence of ancient proto-AIDS by studying stranded island monkeys.

Police: Lady burned own face with acid, blamed it on black person.

Fox News sues Missouri Democrat over attack ad.

Garden gnomes found on Montana trail.

Wheelchair bound tire slasher leaves apology notes on victims' cars.

V.19 No.31 | 8/5/2010

Ortiz y Pino

Sleight of Mouth

When professional magicians make coins, cards or pigeons disappear, we call it “sleight of hand.”

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V.19 No.16 | 4/22/2010
Maren Tarro

Feature

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Liberal

Politics aside, I am my father's daughter—and proud of it

The last time my father and I attended a tea party, my stuffed cat Aida was the guest of honor and the tea was served in Beatrix Potter Peter Rabbit teacups. Politics certainly wasn’t a conversation topic. Twenty-something years later, I’ve become a Liberal while my father is a Libertarian. And instead of doilies and cucumber sandwiches, the tea parties of 2010 are serving discord and controversy. One lump or two?

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