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V.25 No.24 | 06/16/2016

News

The Daily Word in poverty, gravitational waves and messing with scammers

The Daily Word

This is how to combat extremists in the Islamic State.

An MDC prisoner escaped from a transport van in Downtown.

Black holes and gravitational waves, dude.

The Dog Head Fire is now 61% contained.

Today in history.

This dude is messing with the minds of email scammers.

He even got this scammer to write in code!

And he attempted to get a free toaster out of the scam.

On top of sickening athletes with filthy water, here's another reason why the Rio 2016 Olympics are bad news.

About one in seven people in America is living in poverty.

V.25 No.9 | 03/03/2016

News

The Daily Word in women, Macedonia and the reinvention of the wheel

The Daily Word

International Women's Day was yesterday but check out these badass ladies.

This video is all you need to know about the presidential election.

Macedonia will no longer let migrants through its border with Greece.

New Mexico is not allowed to require proof of work for food benefits.

Rearranging letters is fun!

Lilly Wachowski has come out as trans.

One of the people running for president makes bacon by shooting a gun.

Someone reinvented the wheel.

V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016
Player Two via Facebook

Event Horizon

LOL

Tuesday, Jan 19: Kyle Kinane with Special Guests

A night of comedy plus guests Curt Fletcher, Timmi Lasley and Robert Flippo.
V.24 No.40 | 10/1/2015

news

The Daily Word: Debunking Trump

The Daily Word

Invisibility cloak.

Ain’t no fun (If my generals can’t have none)

Smashin records.

Motion by hand.

The constricting truth.

Satan Solutions, pushing your company DOWN.

The ills of media parenting.

Debunking Trump.

V.24 No.34 | 8/20/2015

news

The Daily Word: Albuquerque is Just Plain Weird & The So-So Whatever Plan To Stop the Apocalypse.

The Daily Word

Splatter-mals.

Explosions in Tianjin.

Carry on my Wayward Gwar. (r.i.p. dave brockie)

Art is nature.

Albuquerque is just plain weird.

Scoopin’ ATMS.

TWA Flight 260 Crash Site. (Shit I never knew existed here)

The War on Bud.

‘Burque Trivia.

Remakes: The Slow Killers.

The so-so whatever plan to avoid the apocalypse.

V.24 No.20 | 05/14/2015

news

The Daily Word in dogs that look like pandas, marshmallow tricks and Ned Flanders quits The Simpsons

The Daily Word

Let's just start this off with some sad news and get it over with. The 24-year-old missing Albuquerque woman's vacant car was found at the top of the Sandia Crest, but search and rescuers have yet to locate the woman. Seriously hoping she is found safe.

You know how difficult your two sons are to handle? Imagine 13 of them. One Michigan family keeps havin' boys!

The opposite of 13 boys.

American Idol is stil a thing I guess. Someone won last night, but more importantly J. Lo performed a Rihanna song.

Ned Flanders quits The Simpsons and the entire world falls apart. Rumor has it Harry Shearer wants to do a little work outside of the Simpsons and the producers are all like "NOPE."

May 13 1985 was a sad day in Philly. What has changed since the MOVE bombing and what can be learned?

And to make my grandma proud, I've included her favorite publication's list of things you can do with marshmallows. Thank you, Reader's Digest!

V.21 No.20 | 5/17/2012
Julia Minamata juliaminamata.com

Music

McSweeny’s Bandwiches

McSweenys’ John Peck devised a list of bandwiches. Here are some examples:

Pink Floyd: Amethyst-rubbed pork, asparagus jelly, moon-dried tomatoes, pumpernickel.

Bruce Springsteen: Cheesesteak, peppers, grilled headband, ketchup, seeded bun.

Rush: Seagrams-marinated grilled flank steak, carbonated pineapple-jalapeño cheese spread, maple-wasabi aioli, hand-milled laser-cut 37-grain flatbread.

Find the full menu here.

V.20 No.5 |

Alibi Flickr Photo of the Day

Snow Day Edition

Posted to Alibi's Flickr photo pool by our pal The Punk.

A is for...

And what's more awesomer than chilling out in a snowstorm in a muscle shirt and eating a drumstick ice cream? Sooo cool, man.
I'm going to try to tackle the February ABC's project. Here's hoping :)
decluttr

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Summer Reading Concert at Alamosa Library

Singer-songwriter and guitarist Cameron Sutphin travels around the US performing classic country and folk music.

Summer Reading Concert: Cameron Sutphin at Alamosa Library

Twin Peaks • indie rock • Ne-Hi • psychedelic at Launchpad

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