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V.24 No.34 | 8/20/2015

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The Daily Word: Albuquerque is Just Plain Weird & The So-So Whatever Plan To Stop the Apocalypse.

The Daily Word

Splatter-mals.

Explosions in Tianjin.

Carry on my Wayward Gwar. (r.i.p. dave brockie)

Art is nature.

Albuquerque is just plain weird.

Scoopin’ ATMS.

TWA Flight 260 Crash Site. (Shit I never knew existed here)

The War on Bud.

‘Burque Trivia.

Remakes: The Slow Killers.

The so-so whatever plan to avoid the apocalypse.

V.24 No.20 | 05/14/2015

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The Daily Word in dogs that look like pandas, marshmallow tricks and Ned Flanders quits The Simpsons

The Daily Word

Let's just start this off with some sad news and get it over with. The 24-year-old missing Albuquerque woman's vacant car was found at the top of the Sandia Crest, but search and rescuers have yet to locate the woman. Seriously hoping she is found safe.

You know how difficult your two sons are to handle? Imagine 13 of them. One Michigan family keeps havin' boys!

The opposite of 13 boys.

American Idol is stil a thing I guess. Someone won last night, but more importantly J. Lo performed a Rihanna song.

Ned Flanders quits The Simpsons and the entire world falls apart. Rumor has it Harry Shearer wants to do a little work outside of the Simpsons and the producers are all like "NOPE."

May 13 1985 was a sad day in Philly. What has changed since the MOVE bombing and what can be learned?

And to make my grandma proud, I've included her favorite publication's list of things you can do with marshmallows. Thank you, Reader's Digest!

V.21 No.20 | 5/17/2012
Julia Minamata juliaminamata.com

Music

McSweeny’s Bandwiches

McSweenys’ John Peck devised a list of bandwiches. Here are some examples:

Pink Floyd: Amethyst-rubbed pork, asparagus jelly, moon-dried tomatoes, pumpernickel.

Bruce Springsteen: Cheesesteak, peppers, grilled headband, ketchup, seeded bun.

Rush: Seagrams-marinated grilled flank steak, carbonated pineapple-jalapeño cheese spread, maple-wasabi aioli, hand-milled laser-cut 37-grain flatbread.

Find the full menu here.

V.20 No.5 |

Alibi Flickr Photo of the Day

Snow Day Edition

Posted to Alibi's Flickr photo pool by our pal The Punk.

A is for...

And what's more awesomer than chilling out in a snowstorm in a muscle shirt and eating a drumstick ice cream? Sooo cool, man.
I'm going to try to tackle the February ABC's project. Here's hoping :)
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Today's Events

Chatter at The Acropolis at The Acropolis Parking Structure

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The Chatter Ensemble performs three works on the rooftop of the Acropolis Parking Structure.

7th Annual New Mexico Pizza Eating Contest at Pizza 9

DJ 12 Tribe • hip-hop, reggae, house at SkyLight

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