The Daily Word in violent soda, MC Hammer’s search engine, a swarm of fleeing Elvis
Former Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi is buried in a secret location.
Michael Moore says Obama’s first presidential term is a disappointment.
60 Elvis impersonators fleeing from a fire sounds like the punchline to a joke, but it’s not.
GOP candidates Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain set to square off, Lincoln-Douglas style.
The more soda teenagers drink, the more violent they become. What?
You, too, can pay up to $16,000 for John Lennon’s tooth.
Should young boys get vaccinated against human papilloma virus?
MC Hammer launches a search engine he hopes will top Google and Bing.
St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa screws up the bullpen, costing the Cards a World Series win.
The Pornotopia Adult Film Festival is canceled for the second consecutive year.
Take a look at this sweet Tim Burtonized Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
This Ohio dentist will buy back your Halloween candy, up to $1 per pound.
The Daily Word: 5.27.11- Fake fish, Patriot Act, no drivin' ladies allowed
Extra school days and expensive coffee. Yuck.
Just in the nick of time, four more years of the Patriot Act.
Hilary Clinton makes surprise visit to Pakistan
Your shark meat could be perch! A study shows that a large percentage of commercial fish is fraudulently labeled.
Saudi woman jailed for driving her car and posting a video of it on Youtube.
A new drug of choice on the prison scene.
Officials concerned that turning red light cameras off may increase red light running. Hmm.
Drought forces NM cattle to graze on federal land.
Russia offers to help Gadhafi exit; France wants heavier attack.
APS trying to force students to come to one last day.
Oh no, cost of coffee going up worldwide!
The Daily Word is late because I couldn't stop looking at XKCD.
The Daily Word with Lindsay Lohan as Sharon Tate, Conflict in the Ivory Coast, Sperm-Killing Phones and Laptops
Are phones and laptops contributing to low sperm counts?
Two Americans, including an MMA fighter, were shot and killed execution-style at the Tijuana border.
Obama calls upon U.N. and French forces to the Ivory Coast after former president Laurent Gbagbo refuses to leave.
Gamers are becoming physically ill after playing Nintendo’s new 3DS console.
Japan’s ocean radiation is 7.5 million times the legal limit.
Gadhafi’s forces in Libya are now starting to use human shields during airstrikes.
Lindsay Lohan could be playing the role of Sharon Tate in an upcoming Charles Manson-inspired film.
Are ultra-realistic 3D movies becoming just way too damned creepy?
A SWAT conflict at the Rodeway Inn on Menaul ends in a suicide.
UConn defeated Butler last night to win the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament in probably the worst game I’ve ever seen.