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V.24 No.35 | 8/27/2015

news

The Daily Word in Black Monday, Guns N’ Roses and difficulty urinating

The Daily Word

After stopping a terrorist attack aboard a high-speed Euro train, three Americans and one Brit were awarded the Legion of Honor by the President of France.

Devastating fires in California and Washington are severely taxing firefighting resources, and making the New Mexican skies look more like Los Angeles.

In local fire-related news, firefighters were still trying to put out a blaze at a strip mall near Coors and Sequoia this morning hours after it was reported.

After reports of suicide linked to the Ashley Madison debacle, the company is offering a half a million dollar reward for information on the hackers.

Today is being called ' Black Monday,' as the global stock market heads straight down the toilet.

No one thought it could ever happen, but Slash and Axl have finally made up!

The city of Santa Fe is making it even tougher to find a place to take a leak.

After a divorce, who gets custody of the frozen embryos?

Frozen Embryos was one of the best fake TV bands, fronted by Jordan Catalano.

Though the Dow Jones may be making your 401K vanish, here are some tips to start your week off right!

V.20 No.36 |

NEWS

The Daily Word in global stocks, moon research, and iconic sweaters.

The Daily Word

Global stock market drops alongside the value of the euro as debt fears rise.

Oh goodie, police bust pimps and prostitutes at the New Mexico State Fair.

Dutch woman charged with stalking after calling her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times.

Who wore it better? Dick Cheney or The Penguin?

Redflex is paying big bucks for campaign to sway Albuquerque voters on red light camera initiative.

Suspicious 9/11 bathroom behavior.

Nicolas Cage is totally a time traveler!

NASA launches newest moon research mission.

Longshore union worker assaults local news crew with his dirty mouth.

Buzz in real life.

Shirley the smoking orangutan quits cold turkey.

I want one of these magic chairs for Christmas.

Who is Pablo Fanques, Tom?

Rhinos may soon become the newest agents of chemical warfare.

Iconic sweaters.

The life and death of Borders.

6 industries that are clearly catering to supervillains.

Cliff Robertson dies at 88.