V.22 No.47 |
The Daily Word in stealthy seahorses, unpardoned turkeys and human-like baby goats
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 27 2013 9:13 AM ]
The weather is getting wintry and some ABQ kids need help staying warm. Here's where you can donate a coat.
A 14-year old kid was banned from Coronado mall for being punched in the head and called a fag. And then his attacker posted a video of the incident to youtube.
The NSA is watching you masturbate.
President Obama is preparing to pardon a turkey, as presidents have done since 1989.
And since the turkey gets pardoned, it's reasonable to ask: What do they eat at a White House Thanksgiving? Why, another turkey, of course. A very bad turkey who doesn't have a cute name like "Popcorn" and therefore doesn't deserve a pardon, I assume.
You can add this to your repertoire of animal-based similes: "As stealthy as a seahorse."
And finally, my favorite headline of the day: Confusion in Ekiti town as goat delivers human-like baby goat!
V.22 No.21 |
The Daily Word in Michele Bachmann, eagerly murderous beavers and crazy, crazy goats
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed May 29 2013 9:11 AM ]
The seemingly-mythical Downtown grocery store may soon be one step closer to becoming a part of our reality.
Here's a guy who decided that drunk driving wasn't dangerous enough.
The New Mexico Mind Research Institute is scanning prisoners' brains to try and predict whether they will re-offend. We can only assume that this will result in a future super-villain's origin story.
Tea Party fave and all around crazy/evil person Michele Bachmann won't be seeking congressional re-election. So sorry to see her go.
Hard-working, industrious beaver industriously murders man.
A goat went crazy, goat style.
V.21 No.13 | 3/29/2012
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Dish Jockey: Eating our way through the Duke City, one dish at a time
By Laura Marrich [ Tue Apr 3 2012 2:08 PM ]
The Alibi is launching a terrific new food column in this issue. The idea behind Dish Jockey is to illuminate Albuquerque’s culinary underbelly, exploring some of the more unusual cuisines and dishes to be found here. Each micro-review highlights just one specialty of the house—a dish so singular, it deserves to have a whole column to itself. We’re starting things off with two helpings of exotic soups— Talking Drums’ African goat pepper stew and Arirang’s Korean soon tofu. Have a suggestion for a for another Dish Jockey fixation? Post a comment here or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
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By Ari LeVaux
Dead Billy at South Broadway Cultural Center
A free screening of Scott Milder's film about a woman whose world unravels when a series of seizures bring about forgotten memories.
Chatter Sunday—Coming Together: David Felberg • violin • Dana Winograd • cello • Nathan Ukens • horn • Hakim Bellamy • narrator at The Kosmos
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