V.20 No.48 | 12/1/2011
The Daily Word in poo tattoo, suspension for Suh, Germany inseminating you
By Adam Fox [ Tue Nov 29 2011 10:50 AM ]
Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik gets no jail time after being declared insane.
Researchers find two pits next to Stonehenge that may have been used in ancient ceremonies.
The NFL suspends DT Ndamukong Suh for two games without pay after stomping a player’s arm.
First Yellow No. 5 waged war against your sperm count, now laptop wi-fi?
Get revenge on your unfaithful partner by tattooing a steaming pile of poo on their back.
Restaurants will now be able to certify the seafood you’re eating using DNA technology.
There could be a 7 percent internet sales tax for New Mexicans on purchases made online.
The German Family Minister wants to improve the country’s birthrate by offering artificial insemination to childless couples.
If you accidentally donate your entire life’s savings to Goodwill, at least you have good karma coming.
Researchers in the Netherlands are studying why going somewhere feels longer than coming back.
V.20 No.24 | 6/16/2011
The Daily Word with Womb Transplants, Trader Joe’s Fights, Anthony Weiner Dolls
By Adam Fox [ Tue Jun 14 2011 10:20 AM ]
The world’s very first womb transplant is set for next year in Sweden.
Big Brother has been watching Hong Kong cars and trucks.
A fight breaks out between two women over a Trader Joe’s frozen pad thai dinner.
Instant karma? A man dies while in the act of raping a Texas woman.
This teacher was caught sexting her special education student.
A fire that forced the closure of Carlsbad Caverns National Park has burned more than 14,000 acres.
The Wallow Arizona wildfire is now officially the state’s largest ever.
The Boston Bruins defeat the Vancouver Canucks 5-2 in the Stanley Cup Finals, forcing a deciding Game 7.
Now you can own your very own Anthony Weiner doll, nude or clothed.
Macy’s screws up, places newspaper ad congratulating Miami on their Finals win that didn’t actually happen.
The cremated remains of someone’s grandmother is donated to Goodwill.
Apple co-founder Steve Jobs to appear in a biographical comic book.
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