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V.24 No.45 | 11/05/2015

The Daily Word in Republicans, bad sex, and space death

By Cerridwen Stucky [ Wed Nov 11 2015 11:52 AM ]
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Last night's GOP debate is calm and mature... Relatively.

The people at BuzzFeed share with us their lousy sex experience.

Albuquerque honors its veterans- with free stuff!

Yet another “Beauty Through the Decades” video, but this one takes the romantic filter off of the past to show what women were really doing.

A planet far far away causes scientists to rethink the way they see planetary orbit.

Ancient English tree rejects gender binary.

Space is terrifying. Death is around every corner, and these astronauts have faced it head on.

Here's a page thats full of people gushing about Fallout 4. If that interests you.

V.24 No.40 | 10/1/2015


The Daily Word in pickles, Boehners and the Pope

By Megan Reneau [ Fri Sep 25 2015 1:49 PM ]
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Trans woman harassed by dumb idiots that work for the TSA.

Did the Holy Spirit move House Speaker John Boehner to change his party from “Asshole” to “Philanthropist”? Only time will tell.

Pope Francis heals all.

Tasha The Amazon must be an angel (or an alien) because her flow is heavenly.

New students at UNM inspire an overhaul of the local education system.

I encourage you to be a professional, take your job seriously (especially on a Friday!) and look at these otters.


Don't fuck with pickles, man.

Critical thinking is difficult for government officials, but I believe they can do it one day.

V.24 No.30 | 07/23/2015


The Daily Word in big ice cream, Rokudenashiko and a mysterious silver box in Jamestown.

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jul 28 2015 12:29 PM ]
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Two houses used as locations in "Breaking Bad" are on the market.

A local GOP official is in hot water after hosting a party featuring a Donald Trump piñata-smashing.

Pope Francis isn't so pope-ular anymore.

The remains of the 16th century leaders of Jamestown have been discovered.

Norway may now claim to be home of the world's largest ice cream cone.

Simply awesome photo series of 1970's-vintage motels.

Rad Japanese artist is facing criminal charges for transmitting data that can be used to create 3-D replicas of her hoo-ha.

Joyce Mitchell pled guilty to helping Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from Clinton Correctional.

There is a new Dr. Seuss book.

V.24 No.11 | 3/12/2015


On Guard

Defending our reproductive rights

By Samantha Anne Carrillo
Six House Dems crossed the aisle in support of incrementalist anti-choice legislation aimed at chipping away reproductive rights.
V.24 No.4 |


The Daily Word in police errors, guns and standing while peeing

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Jan 23 2015 9:30 AM ]
The Daily Word

What were the “errors” made by Cleveland Police that led to the fatal shooting of 12-year-old Tamir Rice?

Thousands are gathering in Riyadh to pay their respects to Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz al Saud, who passed away yesterday.

66-year-old Rodney L. Halbower is being charged with two counts of murder in connection with the serial killings of six women in 1976.

TSA seized a record 2,212 firearms from carry-on luggage in 2014, 83 percent of which were loaded. Hot damn!

Tai Chan, a New Mexico deputy being charged for the murder of a former fellow deputy, is asking the judge to let him go home to Santa Fe while he awaits trial.

A kidnapping phone scam is plaguing New Mexico residents.

Since the GOP now has the majority in the New Mexico House, bishops want to restrict late-term abortions.

A special needs educational assistant at Belen High School is being charged with having a sexual relationship with one of her students.

A German judge rules: The man can pee standing up!

V.23 No.32 |


The Daily Word in repetitive headlines about the death of Robin Williams, the sad state of individual rights in the digital age and WIPP!

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Aug 12 2014 12:01 PM ]
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New York Times obit for Robin Williams.

How far in advance are obituaries written?

Even the President of the United States loves Mork.

Marcos Delgado, suspect and fugitive in the murder of three women in Albuquerque shot himself in the head.

LANL is under fire for even considering biodefense/biological warfare programs as part of its mission.

APS superintendent Winston Brooks is the subject of a school board investigation as a result of a 911 call. And a tweet that offended "Public Education Secretary Designate" Hanna Skandera.

Let Ferguson, Missouri show us how to really say F**k tha Police.

Drag when the props in your political ad get hard.

The evil overlords could remotely kill your smartphone if this bill passes in California.

Who among the youth of Baltimore will obey a severe blanket curfew?

"Make no bones about it, WIPP has to come back" says the energy secretary.

V.23 No.31 |


The Daily Word in border bills, CIA spies and a penis cloud

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Aug 1 2014 8:52 AM ]
The Daily Word

A three-day truce between Israel and Palestine was interrupted after Israel reported one of their soldiers went missing in the southern Gaza Strip.

The House Republican leadership will present a new border bill today that “further tightens a 2008 trafficking law.”

The FBI are assisting authorities in Oregon in trying to find a mother who went missing seven days ago.

Former president Bill Clinton says he had the chance to kill Osama bin Laden hours before the 9/11 attacks.

After an internal investigation, it was confirmed that the CIA spied on the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Bernalillo County deputies took down an alleged drug and prostitution ring on Second and Alameda streets.

It's tax free weekend, y'all!

A nationwide warrant has been issued for a Las Cruces teen accused of voyeurism.

Teenager Tony Day is expected to plead guilty for the 2012 murders of his adoptive mother and her daughter in Tucumcari.

Penis cloud!

V.23 No.26 |


The Daily Word in air quality, teacher evaluations, mayoral performance and Hitler's moves

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jul 1 2014 12:40 PM ]
The Daily Word

There was an air quality advisory for ABQ due to smoke from a wild fire in the Jemez Mountains, but the advisory has been cancelled.

It is now illegal to text while driving in the state of New Mexico.

Hannah Skandera says there is flexibility in how New Mexico teacher evaluations affect teacher pay.

Hitler practiced his moves.

The "cannibal cop" had his conviction overturned.

The Supreme Court found that Hobby Lobby may assert its religious values on employees by refusing to cover birth control under their insurance plan.

In France, there is a ban on full Muslim veils.

Here is a large collection of stupid GOP quotes about rape.

Soon "tiger selfies" will be illegal in New York.

Kim Jung Sexy Beast Ek (for short) has the longest name in Sweden.

Rob Ford is back.

It's time for Netflix's annual movie dump.

V.21 No.35 |


The Daily Word in Thalidomide, Instagram, and Joe Arpaio gets sued

Happy birthday, Salma Hayek!

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Sep 2 2012 9:39 AM ]
The Daily Word

"Walk On By" lyricist and Burt Bacharach cohort Hal David died.

The company that manufactured and sold Thalidomide issued a formal apology (50 years later) that victims say misses the mark.

Instagram is suffering the same fate as Chat Roulette.

Santa Feans peeved over pile of a "quarter million" tires.

Interesting story about undercover cops who infiltrated occupy Austin.

Cosmopolitan magazine style tips for the 19th century woman.

Vancouver police are still rounding up suspects from the 2011 Stanley Cup riot.

The Kirtland Air Force Base trestle.

Film director James Toback is still a creep.

Texting driver who killed a man faces only a twenty dollar fine in Virginia.

Photo gallery of 1930's British police criminal identification pictures.

What's wrong at Circle K?

"The high-flying, mansion-building, Ferrari-driving, Vegas-gambling life...."

Joe Arpaio does not have immunity against a lawsuit from The Phoenix New Times.

Obama accuses GOP of wanting to bring back "trickle-down economics."

On this day in 1966, Salma Hayek was born.

V.21 No.34 |


The Daily Word in natural disasters, NM oil production, water wigs

By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Aug 27 2012 9:28 AM ]
The Daily Word

3 more New Mexicans diagnosed with the West Nile Virus.

Evacuations begin as Tropical Storm Isaac heads for the Gulf Coast. The hurricane threat is not putting a hold on the GOP convention.

In other weekend natural disaster news ... a series of earthquakes hit Southern California and El Salvador, and a powerful typhoon is expected to hit Taiwain and the Philippines.

Neil Armstrong dies at the age of 82.

17 villagers beheaded in southern Afghanistan for attending a party with music and mixed-sex dancing.

Oil production up in New Mexico by 13 percent.

Inspiring sports moments get me all emotional.

Bigfoot speaks.

If you're going to steal a phone from a quarantined man infected with the Ebola virus, you'd better be prepared to contract the Ebola virus.

Police say a man in Virginia stole an officer's shoes out of the back of his cruiser.

LeBron is down for Space Jam 2!

Crazy falls that the people who survived them should not have survived.

Water wigs are so much cooler than they sound.

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V.21 No.33 |


The Daily Word in Curiosity video footage, GOP debauchery, sleeping kitties

By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Aug 20 2012 9:26 AM ]
The Daily Word

The previously Baptist-run Glorieta Conference Center near Santa Fe may be purchased by an organization whose leader is hailed by some as the "Second Coming Christ."

'Top Gun' director Tony Scott dies after jumping from a bridge in San Pedro.

GOP participate in a night of debauchery in Israel.

Video from space shows the final descent of NASA's Mars Science Laboratory Curiosity.

There are appears to be some hope among the public in this year's Lobo football program.

Enthusiastic instructor teaches us how to properly eat a watermelon.

Cats sleeping in silly places.

Facebook stock hits an all-time low.

How to make everything ok.

If you're on probation and feel like breaking into a home, you might want to first take care of that pesky GPS tracking bracelet.

Old statues, new clothes.

Japan's future skyline imagined with 1.8 million legos.

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V.21 No.11 | 3/15/2012


The Daily Word in reindeer run over, village bans death and thieves steal Tide

By Adam Fox [ Tue Mar 13 2012 10:42 AM ]
The Daily Word

Obama effigy burnings take over the streets of Afghanistan to protest the death of 16 civilians.

There will be no Christmas this year after thousands of reindeer are killed by Swedish high-speed train.

In no surprise at all, half of GOP voters in Alabama and Mississippi still believe President Obama is Muslim. One in four think his parents’ interracial marriage should have been illegal.

One in five people drop Facebook friends over political posts.

A study finds that red meat is responsible for one in ten early deaths.

That’s troubling news for the Italian village of Falciano del Massico that banned its residents from dying.

Like a scene from Jaws, a shark feeding frenzy closes an Australia beach.

Former VP Dick Cheney feels Canada is too dangerous for a visit.

Thieves are stealing Tide detergent to take it advantage of its oddly lucrative black market.

Meanwhile, toilet paper supplies are running dangerously low in Trenton, N.J.

Anthony Bourdain gets Marilyn Hagerty a table at posh restaurant Le Bernardin after her hilarious Olive Garden review goes viral.

Your favorite celebrities— cholafied.

There’s something strangely comforting about the chromatic arrangement of books.

V.20 No.38 |


The Daily Word in Troy Davis, Edupunk and Corrales' chicken mayor

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Sep 22 2011 11:02 AM ]
The Daily Word

World reacts angrily to the execution of Troy Davis in Georgia last night.

Ron Paul's supporters are scared of N.M.'s ex-Gov. Gary Johnson, who's in tonight's national debate.

Dog? Horse? Donkey? Chicken? Who will be Corrales' mayor?

Urban farm in Downtown Albuquerque on Second Street and Silver.

Meet TV's fact-checkers.

Images of the satellite that's falling to Earth.

Parking meter wasteland.

Universities seek students with cash money.

Uncreative writing.

Edupunk: A guide to a free online education.

Man builds lady cave to sleep in. (NSFW if your work sux.)

One Million Moms seeks to halt Schweddy Balls.

V.20 No.18 |


The Daily Word: Geronimo, heroin, therapy kangaroo

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu May 5 2011 8:31 AM ]
The Daily Word

Geronimo's great-grandson objects to bin Laden's codename.

How did they find bin Ladin?

House approves antiabortion package.

A lot of heroin in Albuquerque ($300K sold daily), says the Sheriff's Office.

"Seal Team 6, a unit so secretive that the White House and the Defense Department do not directly acknowledge its existence."

PRC investigates whether the gas company broke any rules during the cold snap.

Intel's air permit has been updated in spite of neighbors' health complaints.

The AP won't cover today's GOP presidential primary debate because of restrictions placed on the press by sponsors FOX News and the South Carolina Republican Party.

Pelosi wants more transparency in fraking.

Last WWI vet dies. He was 110.

Obama's mom.

Things are getting better, so Glenn Beck became irrelevant, argues WaPo columnist.

Therapy kangaroo.

V.20 No.5 |


The Daily Word 02.09.11: Beer Marshmallows, Plastic Rice, Chicken Wyngz

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Feb 9 2011 9:01 AM ]
The Daily Word

The House fails to extend the Patriot Act.

President Obama is having lunch with the GOP leadership today.

China is making fake rice from plastic and selling it as real rice.

Governor Martinez is blaming NM Gas for the gas shortage.

School bus accident in Mississippi leaves 3 dead, and 60 injured.

Sources say production has begun on Apple's next-generation iPad.

Ever wonder what would it look like if Disney made a Superman cartoon?

I have a feeling this guy is getting fired.

Astrology has been re-affirmed as a trusted science in India.

Why isn't the liberal media covering the boneless wyngz controversy?

CNN admits it has a Fox Problem.

No one knows the reason why all Wells Fargo ATMs went offline this week.

Pharmacist accidentally gives abortion-inducing drug to pregnant woman.

Police find drugs in a man's penis.

Fox News calls Bulletstorm the worst game in the world.

Nerdy website analyzes 10 years of Law & Order episode outcomes.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike, the Headless Chicken.

Most distant galaxy yet has been discovered by the Hubble Space Telescope.

If I had ever successfully watched an episode of Dr. Who this flowchart may be more interesting.

Have a look at 14 of the most expensive meals in the world.

If you pirated a copy of The Expendables you should think about getting a lawyer.

Beer marshmallows? Beer marshmallows!

The CIA's Flickr page sucks way worse than the Alibi's.

Family thinks they're buying a Dora the Explorer DVD, actually gets Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 instead.

400 Super Bowl ticket-holders who were screwed out of their seats are offered a pretty sweet deal.

10 things you you should know before you go furniture shopping.

Happy Birthday Jim J. Bullock!

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