The Daily Word in Beck, brains, vaginas and soy sauce
Exculpating evidence suggests no criminal charges will be filed in the Bruce Jenner traffic fatality.
Kanye tried to interrupt Beck’s Grammy Award accpetance speech.
I am so tired of all the complaining.
What would you pay for Abe Lincolns hair?
Learn how to escape from a moving car.
When you microwave humans the brains are always cold in the middle.
Goodbye, Tent City.
A shoplifter was shot on Menaul.
Happy birthday, Brian Donlevy.
You're probably cleaning your vagina all wrong.
Your Samsung TV might be spying on you. No, seriously. It's listening.
It's a sad day for Chinese food and fast locomotives.
Blood type and brain function: something else to worry about.
Ozzy Osbourne's bat karma has caught up to him.
Darth Vader's toilet is free on Craigslist in Albuquerque.
The Daily Word in Star Wars, Richard Sherman and Combat Gum
Who won at the 2014 Grammy Awards?
Finally. Combat Gum.
China’s Jade Rabbit crapped out.
Should major cities ban cars?
Richard Sherman is smart.
The French make bad coffee, claim coffee snobs.
The new Star Wars script is done.
What happens if you try to fly weed out of Colorado?
George gave me a credit card knife. It’s cool.
An El Paso woman died skiing at Ski Apache.
Happy birthday Patton Oswalt.
Santa Fe’s LOW ON HIGH smooshes together. Maybe that’s why the filmmaking duo is up for a Grammy.
Grammys Ditch the Native American Category
Those little trophies are heavy. They must weigh about 15 pounds, laughs Melissa Sanchez. She should know. She helped organize their arrival in Albuquerque for a presentation at the Gathering of Nations this year.
The Daily Word 02.14.11
Maksim Gelman: stabber.
William Pitel: stabber.
Who could have taken the King Tut Statue? Who? Who?
Arcade Fire won Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards.
Don’t eat the yogurt at the Playboy Mansion.
They are selling eight Beyblades to replace a destroyed bathtub.
Uh, oh. There’s a Siberian wolf problem.
Tiger Woods is in trouble for spitting.
Energy drinks can be tasty kid killers.
A New Mexican artist hits the big boing time.
The seven nerdiest sex toys.
Perhaps a catchy rap song could teach you to solve a Rubik’s Cube.
Bigfoot loves Zagunut Bars. Really? It sounds like an elaborate lie, but who am I to say.
Metro Court is ready for over 100 Valentine’s Day weddings (no same-sex, though).
Al Sharpton says essentially nothing about Susana Martinez.
There’s a bill to create a $100 fine for feeding pigeons.
Cedric Lara: evil mailman.
Happy birthday to my Valentine, Florence Henderson, hopped up on goofballs, dripping with gross.