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V.21 No.38 |

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The Daily Word in Mullet vs. beard, man vs. fish, woman vs. sandwich and Fiona Apple vs. The Man

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Sep 22 2012 12:30 PM ]
In the news: Spaceport development, play golf at the Angola Penitentiary, ex-controller, run-away double entendre, Rio Arriba County Sheriff's Department, 150 years of lesbians, Mullet guilty in beard case, "Stellanator", weird effigy of Obama, bath salts, the best way to clean mushrooms, we are running out of fish, And people kicked him, work email after hours, Snoop Dogg, Fiona Apple was busted, swing states, Joan Jett, Nick Cave

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V.20 No.28 | 7/14/2011
Nasty!

Feature

Don’t Let the Bedbugs Bite

Human and canine exterminators fight nationwide wave of pests

By Elise Kaplan

The unmarked white building on Candelaria holds one bed and two dressers but no personal belongings suggesting a home. It's eerily devoid of picture frames, stuffed animals and clothes. A cooler sits on the beige tile floor, and Patriot Pest Control's newest employee bounds into the room to check it out. Captain Dale, the bedbug-detection dog, has one thing on his mind.

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Feature

Creepy Crawlies

Author Amy Stewart on the lifestyles of the gross and deadly

By Summer Olsson

Wicked Bugs: The Louse That Conquered Napoleon's Army & Other Diabolical Insects

Wicked Bugs: The Louse That Conquered Napoleon's Army & Other Diabolical Insects

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V.20 No.15 |
Only $70!
Only $70!

food

Gross Thing For Sale At The Grocery Store #2

Frozen Turducken

By Tom Nayder [ Thu Apr 14 2011 1:15 PM ]

Can you imagine the assembly line of despair that produced this monstrosity?

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V.20 No.9 |
Mallow Pals

food

Gross Thing I Found At The Grocery Store #1

Mallow Palls

By Tom Nayder [ Tue Mar 8 2011 11:05 AM ]

Mallow Pals: squeezable marshmallow packages.

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V.19 No.17 | 4/29/2010
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.

Timewaster

Freshly Ground Black People

By Courtney Blandford, fearless intern [ Thu Apr 22 2010 4:52 PM ]

Penguin Group Australia, the publishing firm that published a cookbook called the Pasta Bible, is paying 12,000 pounds to correct an embarrassing typo that appeared in the aforementioned book. A recipe for spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto was supposed to call for freshly ground black pepper but instead called for “freshly ground black people.” An obvious spell check mistake quickly grew into an unwanted issue so the firm has already destroyed seven thousand copies of the book. Copies of the cookbook already in stores have not and will not be recalled because of the difficulty involved, though the company has offered to replace any purchased books with the typo if the owners so wish.

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