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V.24 No.7 | 2/12/2015

news

The Daily Word in Beck, brains, vaginas and soy sauce

By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Feb 9 2015 1:37 PM ]
The Daily Word

Exculpating evidence suggests no criminal charges will be filed in the Bruce Jenner traffic fatality.

Kanye tried to interrupt Beck’s Grammy Award accpetance speech.

I am so tired of all the complaining.

Go, Riverdale.

What would you pay for Abe Lincolns hair?

Learn how to escape from a moving car.

When you microwave humans the brains are always cold in the middle.

Goodbye, Tent City.

A shoplifter was shot on Menaul.

Happy birthday, Brian Donlevy.

You're probably cleaning your vagina all wrong.

Your Samsung TV might be spying on you. No, seriously. It's listening.

It's a sad day for Chinese food and fast locomotives.

New England has run out of places to put snow.

Blood type and brain function: something else to worry about.

Ozzy Osbourne's bat karma has caught up to him.

Darth Vader's toilet is free on Craigslist in Albuquerque.

V.24 No.3 | 1/15/2015

How to Do Literally Everything

This Is How to Do Literally Everything

By Ty Bannerman
What if we could teach you how to do it all? Part 1.

How to Do Literally Everything

How To DIY Awesome Skin Care Products

By Amelia Olson
Amelia Olson shares kitchen cosmetic concoctions to help keep you looking your best.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Survive ABQ Ride

By M. Brianna Stallings
Public transportation is an environmentally friendly, money-saving choice, but it can be freaky out there. M. Brianna Stallings’ tips help take the edge off.

How to Do Literally Everything

How To Score Work as an Extra

By Eva Avenue
Break into the movie-and-TV biz with these handy tips.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Create a Birth Plan

By Carrie Murphy
So you want to have a baby? Read this first.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Construct Mixed Media Masterpieces

By Mark Lopez
Staff writer Mark Lopez shows you how to create eye-popping art with car wax, Elmer’s glue and some old magazines.
Robert Maestas

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Fall in Love with Music Again

By Samantha Anne Carrillo
Music editor Samantha Anne Carrillo gives away her secrets to finding new music.
V.23 No.35 | 8/28/2014
Grassroots Yoga Power Hour class
Photos by Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

Feature

Hater's Guide to Yoga

Skeptically embracing your inner yogi

By Holly von Winckel
Wherein Holly von Winckel takes some down dog for the team aka socially awkward, Spandex-averse Alibi readers who nonetheless remain curious about the benefits of a yoga practice.
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V.23 No.33 |

news

The Daily Word in it's probably not ebola

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Aug 20 2014 1:45 PM ]
The Daily Word

Members of ISIS apparently decapitated a journalist.

Criminally inclined youth may have underdeveloped brains.

Rick Perry felt kind of sorry for himself after being formally indicted on Federal corruption charges, so he bought himself an ice cream cone.

A 100 year old woman thinks we should be having more sex.

A UNM women's soccer game has been canceled after team members complained about being forced to strip naked and then being sprayed with urine.

And that lady who was being tested for ebola at UNMH probably doesn't have ebola.

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V.23 No.31 | 7/31/2014

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The Daily Word in WWI, wacky weather and other worries.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jul 28 2014 12:19 PM ]
The Daily Word

Happy 100th birthday, World War I.

Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.

A tornado hit near Boston.

A lightning storm hit Venice Beach.

I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.

Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.

Now worry about kissing-bug disease.

A UFO terrifies Toronto.

Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.

Get ready for the new mass extinction.

Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.

An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Go swimming!

Happy birthday, Steve Morse.

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V.23 No.25 | 6/19/2014

news

The Daily Word in vodka, vaginas and X-rays.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jun 23 2014 11:08 AM ]
The Daily Word

Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.

A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.

The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.

Introducing the $250 hangover cure.

Vodka erases bad smells as well as bad memories.

Jurassic Dog Park.

Stress causes heart attacks by over-producing white blood cells.

Times Square weirdos face a costume crackdown.

Are the French rude? Mais non!

There was a fatal hit-and-run at Carlisle and Indian School.

I’m guilty, I killed her.

There was a fatal crash on 2nd Street.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Mushy sparks flew when I saw you.

Happy birthday, Bryan Brown.

V.22 No.40 | 10/3/2013
Education is a key facet of La Abeja Herbs’ mission statement.

Wellness

Honeybee Alchemy

La Abeja’s Rose infuses wellness with natural magic

By Amelia Olson
Amelia Olson talks alt.wellness with herbalist Sophia Rose: her namesake flower’s essential nature, La Abeja Herbs, wildcrafting and teaching.
V.21 No.48 | 11/29/2012
Miss D

Miss Diagnosis

Know Thy Virus

How to avoid a snot-filled winter

By Whitny Doyle
From nurse columnist Whitny Doyle’s perch at a busy primary care clinic, the waning daylight is an ominous harbinger of abundant infectious nastiness. Here’s how to prevent illness or know what you’ve caught.
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V.21 No.47 |

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The Daily Word in APD probe, Miley's pig and milk for inmates

By Nick Brown and Co. [ Tue Nov 27 2012 10:19 AM ]
The Daily Word

U.S. Justice Department announces it will investigate APD.

APD officer accused of encouraging neighbors to brawl to settle a dispute.

Smoking is dumb for you.

Best prank ever. By which we mean freaking scariest.

Napping baby art.

San Juan County inmates nearly riot over lack of milk at breakfast.

That Facebook privacy notice everyone's posting won't help you at all.

Bigfoot DNA results. Finally.

Albuquerque Authorities name their baby rhino Chopper rather than Bonbornio.

Scared red panda.

PETA gave Miley Cyrus a pig for her birthday. She didn't get it.

Fiona Apple cancels a tour to spend time with her dying pit bull, Janet.

L.A. might ban circuses from having pachyderms. (Also, best Primus song.)

Worst logos ever.

Happy birthday, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix.

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