The Daily Word in Herman Cain, Patrice O'Neal and Voltron
Police clear Occupy camps in Los Angeles and Philadelphia.
It was fun while it lasted Herman Cain.
Archbishop Sheehan says the Archdiocese will oppose Gov. Martinez's effort to repeal the law allowing illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses.
R.I.P. comedian Patrice O'Neal.
Alan Dershowitz solves the Middle East.
Horse meat may soon be coming to a menu near you.
R.I.P. father of RFID technology, Charles Walton.
Watch Felicia Day play with herself, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Kidnapper sues his former hostages for breach of oral contract.
When did mac and cheese become a black thing?
Guess what happens at the end of this Corvette street racing video.
Amateur astronomer takes picture of a new solar system.
Elderly man returns money he stole from Sears over 60 years ago, with interest. Awwwww.
Ray Bradbury's classic books are finally available as overpriced e-books.
Chris Meloni is in talks to join the cast of True Blood.
Terrible burglars caught on tape in the Northeast Heights.
Elvis Costello tells fans not to buy his expensive box set.
The only known copy of Walt Disney's Hungry Hobos cartoon starring Oswald the Lucky Rabbit goes up for auction next month.
Prepare yourself for the upcoming Voltron renaissance.
The Daily Word in leaders not readers, Paseo del Norte occupation and direct Newt access
The Supercommittee is in trouble.
Police reopen the Natalie Wood drowning case.
Protesters occupied Paseo del Norte for more jobs.
Herman Cain is a leader not a reader.
Health care companies payed millions for direct Newt access.
A second experiment at CERN found subatomic particles moving faster than the speed of light.
Worst. Sandwich. Ever.
Sears lost $421 million last quarter.
People are already camping out for Black Friday.
How pizza became a vegetable.
Six reasons to stay away from hippos.
Teen Mom 2 season 2 trailer!
Who are the real job-creators?
Pilot accidently locks himself in the bathroom mid-flight, causing terror scare.
Probably not a good idea to inject the silicon you buy at Lowes to make your butt bigger.
Just how many coffins are being stored in Atlanta for a supposed high casualty event?
Top 10 inappropriate Sesame Street parody sketches.
The Daily Word in election results, in-flight porn and waking up gay
Letter circulating around Socorro promises mass casualties on Friday.
Herman Cain affiliated PAC calls one of his accusers an ugly bitch.
Animal abuse caught on tape at Tingley Beach.
Occupy Denver finally has a leader.
Under pressure, Facebook removes rape-joke pages.
Does job retraining actually work?
Rugby player has a stroke, wakes up gay.
It's the 40th anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV.
Local historian in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod fills his house with mummified female corpses.
Irish airline Ryanair to add in-flight porn for passengers.
The eight cheapest houses in America.
Live 1989 Nirvana set unearthed.
Brett Ratner resigns as Academy Awards producer after interview on Howard Stern.
The Fresh Prince pranks a Christian talk show.
I wish space junk, was as sexy as it sounds.
Mars rover Opportunity discovers a discovers the Holy Grail of its mission.
YES! Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris join the cast of The Expendables 2.
Thanks for the links E!
The Daily Word in sex scandals, the Mars500 Project, and a dancing shoplifter.
New woman stepping forward in sex charges against Herman Cain will speak at news conference this afternoon.
Penn State officials step down in wake of sex scandal cover-up for ex-football coach.
Council voting today on red light cameras.
Six men locked away in steel tubes for a year-and-a-half in simulated Mars500 Project have emerged from isolation.
Guitarist for the satirical heavy metal band GWAR found dead.
The joys of daytime talk shows.
Masked bandits steal 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 in France over the weekend.
Stores opening earlier than ever before this Black Friday.
Community College instructor falls to his death in front of a group of students.
Hubble makes first ever direct observation of a disc around a black hole.
Jimmy Kimmel vs. Ellen Degeneres nice-off.
Do you park like an idiot?
WE WANT BEER: anti-prohibition signage.
Facebook unfriending is alleged motive in arson case.
Do you have a doggelganger?
Thanks to Uncle Tom and Uncle Carl for the helpful links.
The Daily Word in Bjork, Girl Scout badges, zombie arrests and Grand Theft Auto
Bjork's new album has Tesla coils in it!
Occupy Las Cruces protesters given eviction notice from police.
Girls Scouts can earn locavore merit badges now.
Herman Cain says this is all Rick Perry's fault.
Cubans will be allowed to own property.
China and Russia have been spying on us.
Severely creepy old-tyme photographs.
Grand Theft Auto V will look like this.
Beware of frogs in your bagged salad.
Sarcastic responses to well-meaning signs. (Thanks Carl!)
Your grandpa could be a prostitute.
Thanks, Smashing Magazine: Free calendar wallpaper downloads for the month of November. I like the "The Most Productive Month."
The Daily Word in 7 billion people, a hunger striker, and some good zombie fun.
(Un)occupy Albuquerque protester continues hunger strike.
Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment accusations.
Freaking giant pumpkin carved into a rising zombie scene.
First-born female heirs now have equal rights to the throne of England. Also, British monarchs are now allowed to marry Roman Catholics.
KRQE warns parents against “real monsters” on Halloween.
How to plant and grow a pineapple at home using a store bought fruit... and it only takes 2 years!
Steve Jobs' sister reveals his profound final words.
It wouldn't be Halloween without a good Yeti hair analysis.
Who knew competition was so huge in the delivery pizza world? Domino's employees burn down a rival Papa John's.
Pennsylvania man arrested after stealing a sandwich from a local pub and then fleeing in a forklift.
I know this is getting sort of old, but it just makes me laugh so hard every time.
Favorite headline/horror movie film concept of the week: Parasite turns wasps into outsider zombie queens.
Sick of looking for a last-minute Halloween costume? Just paint your hand instead.
What is your biggest phobia?
Nick Brown told me he wanted you to listen to Michael Landon sing like an angel in honor of his birthday.
The Daily Word in Rail Runner hikes, more Gaddafi death videos, no KFC for Travolta
Rail Runner raising fares in 45 days.
No lunch in Texas prisons on weekends.
New video of a bloody Gaddafi being dragged about challenges preliminary reports as to the nature of his death.
Two minor quakes hit the Bay Area same day as earthquake preparedness drills take place.
Travolta denied reservation at KFC while in UK for a Scientology conference.
Somebody was making fake checks in the Northeast Heights.
Rangers rally to tie World Series in dramatic fashion.
Seattle Hertz branch axes 25 Somali Muslims for length of prayer breaks.
Breaking down the ownership laws for exotic pets in lieu of the Ohio fiasco.
Cain makes changes to 9-9-9.
Ralph Montoya gets 25 years for murder of UNM professor and his girlfriend.
Murdoch ponies up $3.2 million for phone hack of murdered 13-year-old.
N.M. senators propose expansion of area in which Mexican nationals can visit in the state for a 30-day period.
Shaq cleared in kidnapping lawsuit.
The Daily Word in Afghanistan attack, Nobel Peace Prize, Prince Harry helicopter
Coordinated attack hits multiple U.S. stations in Afghanistan.
Liberian and Yemeni women awarded Nobel Peace Prize.
A cop in Tucumcari accused of having sex with 16-year-old, sending her nude pictures.
A different kind of obit for Steve Jobs.
Muslim woman removed from Southwest flight, now suing company.
Police shooting kills man in Santa Fe.
Harry Shearer on the future of “The Simpsons.”
Local photographer arrested for raping aspiring model during a photoshoot.
Prince Harry is in helicopter training.
Tigers upset Yanks, move on to ALCS.
The rise of Mr. 9-9-9.
Death in a ghost town.