V.23 No.47 |
The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse
By Amelia Olson [ Wed Nov 26 2014 12:14 PM ]
It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!
Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.
In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,
And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!
A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?
And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.
Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!
Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.
V.22 No.49 | 12/5/2013
Knowing Your Enemies ...
In the War on Christmas
By Mike Smith
This … this is war! No! No! Oh no! A Christmas war! We’re in a war! A very special Christmas war.
V.22 No.47 | 11/21/2013
The Last Most Beautiful Thing Not Yet Ruined
By Lisa Barrow [ Thu Nov 14 2013 3:38 PM ]
Even 15 years in retail can’t ruin the prospect of this Burque holiday favorite.
V.21 No.48 |
The Daily Word in fat stacks, emo countries and Roasted Turkey Doritos
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Nov 29 2012 9:02 AM ]
Someone in Arizona and someone in Missouri bought the winning tickets for the $587.5 million jackpot.
Ask two people in New Mexico to spot you some cash because this morning, they're millionaires.
Feds to probe the culture of APD.
Prompted by religion, a ENMU graduate returned toilet paper he stole from the school years ago.
The world's most emo countries, color-coded.
On Monday, there was no no violent crime in NYC. That anyone knows of.
And fast-food workers there go on strike.
The immortal jellyfish ages backward.
People in India arrested for political Facebook posts.
AP Style Guide—the rulebook for most media—bans the use of "homophobia" in favor of something "more neutral" ... ?
Holiday flavorcountry: Roasted Turkey Doritos.
Down in the dumps? There's a good chance you're going to spend your money foolishly. (Plus: Studies making fun of your spending habits a surefire cure for depression.)
Pro wrestler wants his Romney tattoo erased from his face.
V.21 No.46 | 11/15/2012
Buy locally made goods online
By Marisa Demarco [ Fri Nov 16 2012 12:00 PM ]
Thanks to cottage industry supersite Etsy, you can buy holiday gifts made by people in your city. Amy Dalness outlines her favorite items in this week’s feature: Etsy-Querque. She also lists great local businesses with rad gift options. Keep the cash circulating in our stretch of desert.
And hey, did you know one of the Etsy founders is a Burqueño?
By Amy Dalness
Our favorite Burque vendors on the cottage-industry supersite—just in time for the holidays.
V.21 No.45 | 11/8/2012
Feature: Film Guide
Feast on Film
Your nutritious guide to holiday movies
By Devin D. O’Leary
What’s hitting the table this holiday season?
V.20 No.47 | 11/24/2011
Light Up the Night
By Adam Fox [ Sat Nov 26 2011 8:00 AM ]
We don't usually get fantastic winter snowfalls that look like an L.L.Bean catalog, but we do have the River of Lights. Beginning this Saturday from 6 to 9 p.m., get the family to the ABQ BioPark Botanic Garden (2601 Central NW). Thousands of holiday lights are on display in the shape of penguins, lions, dinosaurs, polar bears, birds, fish and other specimens from our natural world. Don't worry, parents; these animals don't bite. Admission is $8 for adults and $4 for children. The River of Lights runs daily through Dec. 30, except on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. For more information and a schedule of special Park and Ride nights, visit cabq.gov/biopark.
V.19 No.48 | 12/2/2010
Sharing the Good Stuff
By Mina Yamashita
Be Sweet to Your Friends
We’re in the holiday homestretch—marking time with lunches, dinners, incoming guests, shopping and all the rest that fills December. It’s when you learn to say “no” or commit yourself to a month of event-hopping.
V.19 No.47 | 11/25/2010
River of Lights
By Adam Fox [ Sat Nov 27 2010 9:00 AM ]
Albuquerque doesn't often get fantastic winter snowfalls to help usher in the holiday season, but it does have the River of Lights. Which rocks. Beginning today from 6 to 9 p.m., explore the Rio Grande Botanic Garden (2601 Central NW) in a feel-
V.19 No.38 |
Celebrate Bisexuality Day
By Julian Wolf [ Thu Sep 23 2010 4:20 AM ]
Celebrate Bisexuality Day has been official since 1999. To celebrate, go watch this fun 90s Blur video, support your friends who are out of the closet, educate yourself about the local community, go get a date and please avoid drunkenly making out with members of the same sex just because your significant other thinks it's hot. That's usually less celebratory and more exploitative, unless of course, you explain the situation to the third party in advance. (You can always ask for advice at Carnal Conundrums how to go about that politely.)
Let your Bi Flag fly as this part of our diverse community is celebrated around the world.
V.18 No.52 | 12/24/2009
Re-Gifting Gone Bad
By Marisa Demarco [ Wed Dec 23 2009 11:51 AM ]
This lady opens a wine storage unit to find narsty rotting cheese and sausage meant for the original recipient years ago.
One in five Americans re-gift.
Really? Seinfeld invented the word “re-gift.”
Actually, why do we “gift” at all?
What’s the worst re-gift you ever got?
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