There will be NO big enchilada at the Whole Enchilada Festival in Las Cruces this year.
Damn I missed the Grilled Cheese Invitational.
Police say an Albuquerque city employee is accused of selling Oxycontin at work.
Chick-fil-A? Let's look at Hooters.
The highest court in Michigan says it's OK to bitch out Parking Police.
Someone owns a patent on cats chasing laser-pointer beams.
The Dangling Boris meme collection.
Roosting penguins partly responsible for historic Phoenix building's decline and slated destruction.
National Health Service in Manchester England has banned paperclips.
Sometimes newspapers don't play fair with their competition.
It’s not all that surprising that Hello Kitty has teamed up for a Valentines’ Day promotion with the Hooters restaurant chain in Tokyo, because, you know ... Japan. But look at the thing Hooters Kitty is promoting! The “Volcano of Love” parfait is a two-foot Eiffel Tower of calories that will set you back $30. If you’re one of the first 1,000 couples to order it, though, you do get a free pin featuring Hello Kitty in a sexy Hooters T-shirt and hotpants. And we think “Toddlers & Tiaras” is inappropriate.
Yesterday's election results here.
Assassination plot #587 against Afghan President Hamid Karzai foiled.
Some good news for Democrats.
Can having incompetent lawyers invalidate your death-penalty sentence? I'm asking for a friend.
House Republicans triple the budget to defend the Defense of Marriage Act.
Anonymous may or may not attack the New York Stock Exchange.
Andrew Breibart tries to link President Obama to the New Black Panther Party.
Nazis are being hunted again in Germany.
Astronomers use science the test the legend of Frankenstein's birth.
Israeli scientists win the chemistry Nobel prize for the discovery of quasicrystals.
Meet Sesame Street's new food insecure muppet.
Disney will be releasing more animated classics as 3D re-releases.
NBA preseason is cancelled as labor talks put the rest of the regular season is in jeopardy.
I thought this was a crazy fever-dream, but Popeye's is introducing scoop-shaped chicken nuggets.
Ten classic books that were originally rejected by publishers.
It turns out buying groceries at a drug store is a bad deal.
This year's 20 best microphotos.
Are your Facebook statuses interesting?
WIll this current season be the last for The Simpsons?
Two restaurants frequented by my creepy uncle are locked in a legal battle.
Hey Emily, did you see the Coen brothers are making a TV show?
Female Beiber look-alike sings about what it's like to be a female Beiber look-alike.
French seagull steals video cam and documents a seagull's flight.
Horsebic. NO idea wtf is going on here, but if it's your thing there is contact info.
"I didn't think it would be weird to take the kids to Hooters...."
Gallery of stupid family pet portraits.
LulzSec announced retirement.
Here's s chart of global cocaine prices. Retail.
Dissident Hu Jia got out today.