V.25 No.38 | 09/22/2016
The Daily Word in Horse Sense, Cuss Words and Hypnotic Breast Enlargement
By Joshua Lee [ Sat Sep 24 2016 10:30 AM ]
Want to see a real life Transformer? A Turkish company converted a BMW into one. Watch the video, bro.
A report from Applied Animal Behaviour Science says that horses understand symbols and are apparently self aware. Within 14 days, 23 horses learned how to express if they were cold and wanted a blanket by touching a series of three symbols held by researchers.
So, back in the '90s there was this dude offering breast enlargement through hypnosis. Results were mixed.
It's been driving you crazy for years: Why do some monkeys have blue balls?
This sounds like a great idea: Asteria, the wearable virtual assistant who will actually have a conversation with you. It records all the things you do, and then uses that data to relate with you on a more personal level. Because feeding a machine your most private information is way better than making friends with real people.
Linguist Benjamin Bergen just released his book What the F: What Swearing Reveals About Our Language, Our Brains, and Ourselves, which discusses why cuss words are awesome, and why saying them feels good. Fuck, yeah, it does!
V.24 No.25 | 6/18/2015
The Daily Word in Sir Christopher Lee, barrel bombs and Einstein.
By Renee Chavez [ Thu Jun 11 2015 1:28 PM ]
Do you have what it takes to escape the NM Escape Room?
Say goodbye to screen legend Sir Christopher Lee.
“We are the child, you are the barrel.”
Why you shouldn’t try to have sex with a horse...because you need more reasons not to.
One Last Ride for dead Texas motorcycle gangmember.
Male artist draws feminine products he’s never seen, proving that women’s “stuff” is still a mystery.
Top Chinese security chief gets life term for corruption.
27 Einstein Letters are going on the auctioning block.
ABQ Office of Inspector General officially says TASER contracts were shady.
V.22 No.6 |
The Daily Word in gun control, papal possibilities and the thigh gap
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 12 2013 8:51 AM ]
Governor Martinez is backing a bill that would require background checks for gun show purchases.
There is a public information meeting about the Paseo Del Norte/I-25 project.
How Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoyed Carnaval.
There was an emergency alert issued in Montana yesterday.
Things are getting less salty.
The thigh gap.
Did North Korea just blow up a nuclear bomb?
The fugitive LAPD cop may have gotten out of the country.
V.20 No.40 | 10/6/2011
Great art sighting on the way to work
By Sam Adams [ Thu Oct 6 2011 10:52 AM ]
Nothing says America like a star-spangled mustang statue tethered to the bed of a Ford pickup. A free Alibi bottle opener key chain to anyone who can tell me the origins / final whereabouts of this magnificent stallion.
V.20 No.1 |
The Daily Word 1.7.11: Letter from a hospital shooter
By John Bear [ Fri Jan 7 2011 9:22 AM ]
Hospital shooting suspect leaves letter for family, says girlfriend hit herself.
On the other hand, girlfriend says shooter hit her when she wouldn't give him money for drugs.
Colorado fire marshal afraid people will burn down houses with marijuana growing equipment.
Impostor horse takes field at race track.
Circumcision. Apparently it keeps women from getting cancer.
Women's tears are a big turn off.
Hungary wants to defuse tension over strict new media law.
Tyson chicken tycoon dead.
Happy birthday, Kenny Loggins.
Reading glasses hustler sent to prison.
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