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V.20 No.32 | 8/11/2011
Fungus erectus

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My geranium either has a fungal infection or it snuck out one night and attended a tacky bachelorette party. These small, yellow mushroom phalluses are another reminder of the universe’s many strange surprises, weird wonders, infinite jokes ... and scary microorganisms lurking everywhere.

Does anyone know what it is? (Um, how do you get rid of it?)