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V.22 No.52 |

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The Daily Word in drones, reefer stores, hematomas and how the NSA controls your iPhone

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 31 2013 9:40 AM ]
In the news: when to put out your trash, Rio Grande is bone-dry, Santa Fe's plastic bag ban, Johnny Tapia film is coming soon, NSA has 100% access to your iPhone, Ariel Castro's neighbor was a murder-raping pig, Michael Schumacher is getting relatively better, a better cardboard box, Cab Calloway's lexicon of hip, Weed stores will open their doors in Denver tomorrow, anti-Nazi Christmas card from 1943, You will need this, identifying and hiding from drones, Buy Chuck Norris' house, A tanker train exploded in North Dakota, The octopus-man

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V.22 No.28 |

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The Daily Word in stand your ground, electric Apple and Cory Monteith's death

By Mark Lopez [ Mon Jul 15 2013 10:11 AM ]
In the news: stand your ground, secretary of state's house, electrocuted by her iPhone, "Glee" star Cory Monteith, "Angel" the dog, Heavy rain, Levi Chavez murder trial, post office

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V.21 No.38 |

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The Daily Word in drugged driving, class warfare, the 47 percent and fire tornados

By Jessica Cassyle Carr [ Fri Sep 21 2012 10:33 AM ]
In the news: "drugged drivers" must install ignition interlocks, class warfare, campaign, GOP critics, income taxes, 47 percent, Pakistan, the new iPhone, tiny home movement, Fiona Apple, officer-involved shooting, Janice Arnold-Jones, Elizabeth Taylor, Watch the "craptastic" trailer!, Fire tornados!, global warming, Weather

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The Daily Word in iPhone 5, Amanda Palmer and Endeavour

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Sep 20 2012 10:08 AM ]
In the news: Chick-fil-A, racist anti-abortion propaganda, Endeavour, eclipse, Register to vote, solar, Chaos on Bullshit Mountain, Obama daughters, Canada, new Tunisia, iPhone 5 lines, don't want kids, hijacks a passenger ferry, Amanda Palmer, creative rut, body mods

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V.21 No.15 | 4/12/2012

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The Daily Word in awesome Canada, Opposite Day and the sinking ghost ship

By Marisa Demarco [ Fri Apr 6 2012 11:43 AM ]
In the news: pilgrimage to Chimayó, fights fracking, ditching the penny, Easter bunnies, kidney, a UFO, Opposite Day, Jesus appears in duct tape, ghost ship with a cannon, Sarah Palin, Part Deux, $900,000, fish on Fridays, Pit bull, Chevy Chase

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V.20 No.39 |

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The Daily Word in election results, rain and scoopable chicken

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Oct 5 2011 9:51 AM ]
In the news: here, foiled, good news, It totally rained yesterday!, death-penalty sentence?, triple the budget, attack, Bad news for fans of blowjobs, New Black Panther Party, hunted, Frankenstein's birth, quasicrystals, iPhone, video, food insecure, animated classics, cancelled, scoop-shaped chicken nuggets, rejected, bad deal, microphotos, interesting?, last, legal battle, TV show?, Happy Birthday Larry Fine!!!

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V.20 No.33 |

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The Daily Word 8.22.11 likes Antarctic ice flow, robo-poopers, famous dolphins, and more.

By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Aug 22 2011 9:23 AM ]
In the news: crumbling, capture of 3 of his sons, ice flow in Antarctica, child solicitation, Albuquerque vandals arrested, MC Hammer, Aladdin?, Sarah Palin, Winter the dolphin, RoboDump 1.0, popping his own back zits in public, rock songs, whitey tighties, funny stories about stupid people, speedo, Five new ways to tie a tie, earthquake alerts, Super racist Nivea ad, 6 amazing optical illusions
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V.20 No.30 | 7/28/2011

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The Daily Word with Healthier Happy Meals, MIA Bronze Sheep, Netflix Rate Hikes

By Adam Fox [ Tue Jul 26 2011 10:21 AM ]
In the news: maybe you could, bronze sheep statues, butter knife, in the buttocks?, Anders Behring Breivik, Albuquerque Metals Recycling Plant, NASCAR pre-race prayer, sleep with your iPhone, Dream Act, healthier Happy Meals, hell of a lot of flak, “God Particle,”, time travel is impossible

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V.20 No.24 |

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The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jun 22 2011 9:25 AM ]
In the news: Mayor Berry close portions of the Bosque, tailgaters, cartel boss, men are funnier than women, one Republican candidate, halfway through, TSA Mobile Groping Squads, patentability of medical diagnostic tests, accidently deposits $110,000, stop grunting so loudl, monkey into space, Bronies are real, Top 10 brands that will disappear next year, horse-semen shots, Your dishwasher is slowly killing you, chicken-deboning machine, an art project, The earliest American artwork discovered is …, remade, #32, reunion, seven types of friends, Happy Birthday John Dillinger!!!

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V.20 No.22 |

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The Daily Word: Alec Baldwin for Mayor, Upgrade Your iPhone Today, Mass-Grave In Texas

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jun 8 2011 10:21 AM ]
In the news: creeping, decriminalize marijuana, Animal Welfar, fake eviction notices, won't meet, shot to death, that wasn't, doubled his monthly expense account, Twitter was hacked, infections, deep space images, mayor of New York City, today!, lost all of it's UFO files, FBI informant, Good news, The most kissed girl in the world, Why aren't airplane seats designed better?, Peanutweeter, Garfield Minus Garfield, Macho Man Randy Savage, Happy birthday Joan Rivers!!!

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V.20 No.16 |

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The Daily Word: Long Form Birth Certificate, Secret Nazi UFOs, Rainbow Poo

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Apr 27 2011 10:21 AM ]
In the news: releases, haters, hate, location tracking, cold, director of the CIA, ban circumcisions, wrong school, Rainbow poo, caught on camera, Nazi UFOs, discovered, eight horses killed in a barn fire, is on trial, much worse, Sweet Chernobyl graffiti, SETI to shut down, guide, standardized?, here, rescue your photos, raft of fire ants, Things that are overexposed, world's most powerful laser, pay what you can, banned, Cupcake flavored vodka, ninja problem, Be your own souvenir, no chemicals, never captured, rarest, Happy birthday Walter Lantz!!!

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The Daily Word: Gary For President, iPhones Track Your Every Move, Glowing Pork

By Tom Nayder [ Thu Apr 21 2011 11:20 AM ]
In the news: running for president, won't, NMSO is bankrupt, everywhere you go, Columbine High School, get ready, catches, fake being sick, cellphone hacking devices, Gulf oil disaster, settled, another dimension, Internet sex joke goes here, killed in Libya, career-ending, kitchen nightmare, make you sad, junderpants?, in a gang, bunny rabbit cake, blue pork, pulls out, chokes, Happy birthday Tony Danza!!!

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V.19 No.34 | 8/26/2010

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The Daily Word 8.24.10: egg recall, George Michael, medical marijuana

By Adam Fox [ Tue Aug 24 2010 10:44 AM ]
In the news: massive egg recall, Here’s, meat recall, jail time, no glasses required, Medical marijuana, 50,000, homeless raid, shot in the back of the head, iPhone app, gator is loose

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V.19 No.31 |
Android, don't do me no favors ...
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Android, don't do me no favors ...

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Does Your iPhone Get You Laid?

By John Bee [ Wed Aug 11 2010 8:00 AM ]

According to this new set of stats at OkCupid's blog, iPhone owners are a bit more likely to have sex than folks with Blackberries, and get nearly twice as lucky as those poor suckers with Androids. I guess fiddling around with that sweet interface cuts down on the ol' eye contact.

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V.19 No.30 |

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A thousand monkeys posting a thousand tweets...

John Bear is e-tarded

By John Bear [ Sun Aug 1 2010 4:45 PM ]

Until recently, I was strictly a newspaper guy. Dead trees slathered in ink.

Now I find myself thrust into the world of web-based journalism. It started with the Alibi offering me a slot on its blog. (This post, by the way, will be the very first I put on the website, and you’re reading it.)

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