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V.20 No.32 |
At least he got the sun screen correct.
At least he got the sun screen correct.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.26 |

news

The Daily Word with Rare Earth Minerals, A Groundbreaking Tampon Ad and a 100-Mile-Wide Dust Storm

The Daily Word

President Obama and Texas Governor Rick Perry at odds over scheduled execution of a Mexican national.

Al-Qaida linked terrorist secretly brought to New York to stand trial.

Not many problems with illegal fireworks this year.

Roadwork on the west side begins today.

South Korea will host the 2018 Winter Olympics.

Casey Anthony found not guilty, the talking heads who convicted her go apeshit!

Did illegal immigrants cause a 100-mile-wide dust storm in Phoenix???

Biker dies from head injury while protesting helmet laws in New York.

The Anti-PowerPoint Party is Switzerland's newest political party. Can you guess what their agenda is?

New study shows environmental factors play a more important role in causing autism.

Behold, a landmark American tampon ad.

Ad for the new Kevin James movie digitally inserted into 2007 rerun of How I Met Your Mother.

Man tries to escape prison in his wife's suitcase.

Japan discovers huge deposit of rare earth minerals.

Hooray for weird Italian sci-fi movies!

Top 10 cosmic album covers.

Monkey steals camera, takes the greatest self portrait ever.

Man sues to get his porn in prison.

The first cyborg horror story is 1834's The Steam Arm.

Your July financial to-do list.

McDonald's is test marketing an English Pub Burger.

Largest ever marsupial fossil discovered in Australia.

Holy Happy Birthday Burt Ward!!!

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Assholes!

Assholes + Fireworks

Thanks to David for sending me this one. He writes:

I count five assholes!

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.19 No.39 |

news

The Daily Word 10.06.10: Disaster In Hungary, Alien Life In The Clouds, Vampire Fish In The Mekong

The Daily Word

Pot raid at Santa Fe montessori school turns up tomatoes.

Shiny new UNM parking structure opens.

APS teachers are facing layoffs.

Tennessee man doesn't pay $75 fire protection fee, firefighters refuse to help stop his house from burning down.

Alert driver saves abducted California girl.

Rube Goldberg marriage proposal machine.

Ecological disaster in Hungary.

J.K. Rowling says she probably won't, but maybe will write three more Harry Potter novels.

Elf-rockers Sigur Rós use their blog to call-out advertisers for ripping off paying homage to their music.

New language discovered in the Himalayas.

Awesome trailer for new Thai action movie Red Eagle.

Graphical guide to your Facebook portrait.

I would like to retain 'fart in your general direction'

British scientists are searching for alien life in Earth's upper atmosphere.

Debtors' prison is making a comeback.

Dracula Fish discovered in South-East Asia.

$38 million dollar diamond goes on sale next month.

Interesting list of unused jokes and story ideas from former Simpsons showrunners.

Happy birthday to Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson!

V.18 No.31 |
Who is reading this at midnight?
Who is reading this at midnight?

From the Q's New Department of Irony

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

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