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The Daily Word in sound barrier breakage, cop texts and heavy metal India

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On Monday, "Fearless Felix" will jump out of a balloon over New Mexico, and try to fall faster than the speed of sound.

Pre-debate fact checking …

… and what will be left out.

Amorous APD officer pulls teen girl over, gets her number and starts texting.

Are you qualified to be a U.S. citizen?

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer calls for "righteous anger" over border agent's death.

Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin has a "dystopian nightmare vision."

L.A City Council banned medical marijuana dispensaries, then didn't.

Arrest of "Innocence of Muslims" douchebag raises questions about free speech.

Mexicans heart Morrissey por vida, and vice versa.

"Tommy never seems to complain, although sometimes he bites Mrs. Bullis."

Heavy metal idolatry in India is often preceded by an engineering degree.

Gadget flashback.

Neo-Nico's deadpan drones.

V.20 No.16 | 4/21/2011

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The Daily Word with Obama’s Hostility, Longer Penises, and No Birther Bill

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This interview between President Obama and a Texas reporter got rather heated.

For the only positive news I’ve heard about the environment in eons, greenhouse gases drop to a 15-year low.

Apparently, penile length can be increased.

Take that, recession! McDonald’s plans to hire 50,000 people today.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vetoed the ridiculous “birther bill.”

This man lived in a Mall of America window display for an entire month.

A deadly tornado is caught on video in Colerain, N.C.

A group of estranged fans is raising funds to send M. Night Shyamalan back to film school.

A torched vehicle and two charred bodies are found in Cibola National Forest near Grants.

That artificial beef lawsuit against Taco Bell has been dropped.

Albuquerque plans to start regulating all of those private car-booting companies.

V.19 No.17 | 4/29/2010
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The Daily Word 4.27.10: Jan Brewer, Hugo Chavez, Goldman Sachs

Noah’s Ark may have been discovered in Turkey ... or was it a turkey found in Noah’s Ark?

A man robs a Nebraska convenience store with his head wrapped in toilet paper.

Protests against Arizona’s new immigration law SB 1070 get crazy.

Arizona gov. Jan Brewer dismisses the threat of possible boycotts over the new immigration law.

Newspaper circulation across the nation dropped 9% over the last six months.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico continues to grow and expand.

Playboy founder Hugh “Hef” Hefner donates $900,000 to save the iconic “Hollywood” sign.

Former Florida QB and Denver Broncos draftee Tim Tebow sets a new record for jerseys sold.

Venezuelan prez Hugo Chavez is apparently starting a Twitter account.

A possible ban on the sale of violent video games to children heads to the Supreme Court for review.

“R” rated movies and early alcohol abuse are linked, apparently. Thanks for letting me watch Relic at age 12, mom.

Albuquerque police evict squatters in the bosque in an effort to prevent forest fires. Smokey can stay.

Blue Cross customers in New Mexico will be taking on a 21 percent rate hike.

The wonders of the internet: Watch the Goldman Sachs congressional hearings here!