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The Daily Word in the sale of Lovelace Health Plan, a tree-climbing anti-choice nut visits Albuquerque and what Lemmy Kilmister has in common with Dick Cheney

Rives Miller Grogan, Pastor and anti-choice whack-job, visited Albuquerque yesterday.

Someone found an image of Jesus on a landscaping rock.

One of the original New Mexico same-sex marriage suit plaintiffs died.

Blue Cross/Blue Shield bought Lovelace Health Plan.

The Supreme Court of The United States let stand an Oklahoma Supreme Court decision that struck down a law requiring women seeking abortions to view a detailed ultrasound.

Conditions in parts of the Philippines hit by Typhoon Haiyan are declining rapidly.

Imprisoned Pussy Riot member Nadezhda Tolokonnikova is on her way to a new prison in Siberia.

Frozen dirt walls will contain the contaminated areas around Fukishima.

An invisible bike helmet!

Pink Fairy Armadillos.

This guy got a perfectly preserved cold war era fallout shelter with his newly purchased home.

Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister got a pacemaker.

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The Daily Word in hidden cameras, hidden faces, thrifting for Breaking Bad threads and Americans have the right to be stupid

Toilet-cam.

Planet Fitness fine print flap.

Missing 14 year old Dylan Redwine's parents will be (arguing) on Dr. Phil today and tomorrow.

You will be able to buy wardrobe items from Breaking Bad at Joy Junction's thrift store starting this Wednesday.

I just wanna see his face. In bird poo.

BP is going to the mat defending itself in court.

Is a T.V. commercial a "game" if you have to yell at it to make it stop?

Here's the world's largest lunchbox collection and it is for sale!

There will only be one Netflix-produced season of Arrested Development.

You gotta fight. For your right. To be stupid (according to John Kerry.)

A hot air balloon exploded in Egypt.

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The Daily Word in Insane Clown Posse, Iggy and The Stooges, The Thing With Two Heads, and The Army.

Why Tylenol bottles are so hard to open

Someone is passing counterfeit hundies in Deming.

Gary Johnson continues to fight for inclusion in the presidential debates.

The Vatican calls the recently discovered Jesus-wife papyrus a fake.

Sam the Record Man died last week.

Baltimore's answer to Punxsutawney Phil.

Thirty years ago the first Compact Discs were released.

Klingon Style.

"They didn't have volunteers stepping up and saying yeah, I'll breathe zinc cadmium sulfide with radioactive particles."

The latest on Insane Clown Posse's suit against the FBI.

Long Island will soon be home to the world's largest Ferris Wheel. Look at this old Turkish "Ferris Wheel."

Iggy and The Stooges have an amusing, but not obnoxious, concert rider.

Of course conjoined twins can drive. Two-headed people have been driving since the seventies.

This man may have killed his girlfriend because she woke him up in the middle of the night.

Most awesome movie death-scene in the entire history of cinema.

When Romney loses, it's going to be this guy's fault.

Tommy Tucker the squirrel.

It's the thirtieth anniversary of the Tylenol murders.

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #256: A teenager hugs my feet.

I am drinking at a party. A young teen dressed in white enters. He kneels at my feet and hugs them saying, "My father in Christ!" He says I was the one who first witnessed to him. Later I see him clowning around and he is quite funny.

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The Daily Word: Christmas edition 2011

Someone failed in their attempt to steal a MAC-10 pistol from Valley Pawn.

Headline: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies.

Is Ron Paul a conspiracy-mongering paranoid nutcase?

What people wanted for Christmas in 1975.

Guns for Christmas ads.

Biblical visions were "only" lucid dreams?

These two guys exchanged the same Christmas card for sixty years. Neither of them ever read it.

Hold on to your hats, it's The Queen's Christmas Message 2011.

Santa had a collision with an F-104 fighter jet last night.

On this day in 1924 Rod Serling was born.

Some people say Jesus was also born on this day in the year zed.

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Found on Craigslist: Jesus knife ($175)

God bless Stefie for sending this to me.

This handmade Jesus knife is a great Christmas gift for the collector, true believer or even teens!

In this day and age when Christians are being persecuted and their right to worship taken away, it's a good idea to have some protection. Now you can have the Lord and a great combat knife as your protector!

Twelve inch stainless steel blade with steel crucifix handle. Serrated top edge for sawing and slashing. Great for ripping through soft meat and bone!

Arm yourself, protect yourself, in the name of the Lord!

Merry Christmas!

Free shipping with purchase of two or more knives!

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The Daily Word 12.02.10: The exclamation point edition!

Lobo Lucy was groped, according to APD.

No condoms for APS students, say emotional parents.

New major at UNM.

Interpol issues an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Ex-VP will be charged in a Nigerian bribery case.

Holy matrimony! Same-sex couples can't divorce in Iowa.

2018 World Cup heading to Mother Russia. U.S. loses 2022 to Qatar.

Shark attacks at Egyptian hotel. Sharktopus!

Sports training for babies. 400 babies!

Ant-covered Jesus smote.

Usher Molests Inanimate Objects: A Guide

Eminem hoards Grammy nods for his tired b.s.

300 sextillion real stars!

V.19 No.47 | 11/25/2010
Hey, your foot is on my camera.
Kevin R. Elder

Performance Review

A Tale of Betrayal

Tricklock weaves a tangled web

By Christie Chisholm

In Traitors, things are not as they seem.

The original script by Tricklock Company member Kristen D. Simpson weaves together the stories of Benedict Arnold, Judas Iscariot and Sen. Joseph McCarthy. On the surface, the play is a reflection on the nature of betrayal, patriotism and forgiveness. But there’s another surprising current that sweeps through the show. Religion is the undertone of the production, and its presence left me more than a little confused.

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The Daily Word 5.31.10: Dennis Hopper, Chris Elliott, UV Nightclub.

The oil is still gushing. Maybe they should just nuke it.

Dennis Hopper died. Rest in peace, Mr. Booth.

A tripping cage fighter ripped out a heart in the very untrue sounding news story.

Taliban commander Haji Amir was reportedly killed by a US air strike.

Don’t fall for this Facebook scam.

In Nevada, a natural arch naturally fell.

See what happens when three people claiming to be Jesus meet in a mental hospital.

UV Nightclub has shut down.

It’s illegal to cut cactus.

Aztec municipal workers now enjoy a four-day work week.

Check out Duke City Fix for more headlines.

It’s Chris Elliott’s birthday.

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Hooray For Graffiti!

"Hi There! I'm Jesus and I died 4 u! I love u! So don't have sex & say my name in vain ⦠BITCH!!"
"Hi There! I'm Jesus and I died 4 u! I love u! So don't have sex & say my name in vain … BITCH!!"

Just in time for Easter! Here's some sweet Jesus-themed graffiti someone left outside my neighbor's house.

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NM Blogosphere Roundup: Virgin Galactic, our local spaceport, Bible references etched on US troop rifles, local comics

Terminal Hanger concept, Spaceport America, New Mexico.
Terminal Hanger concept, Spaceport America, New Mexico.

In Sir Richard Branson's new National Geographic reality tv show Virgin Galatic, as Sindicator points out, Spaceport America ("the world’s first and only civilian space exploration site") is located in southern New Mexico.

Only In New Mexico tips us off to the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, headquartered in Albuqueruque, and are currently lobbying to stop Bible references from being inscribed on high-powered rifle sights used by U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, and in the training of Iraqi and Afghan soldiers.

7000 BC reports that New Mexico's seminal & lively 'undergound' comics scene is alive and well with a meeting this Sunday at the Santa Fe Public Library and a UNM Continuing Education class next month: Creating Comics Panel by Panel.

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V.18 No.49 | 12/3/2009

Culture Shock

By Erin Adair-Hodges

’Tis the Season

The holiday season is in full swing, and there’s no use fighting it, Scrooge. It doesn't all have to be canned Christmas music and harried shopping. Instead, focus on the fun and festive aspects and leave the schlock and stress to someone else.

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Step Up To Life

Zozobra 2009

Raar! Fear me, for I am Zozobra. Raaar!
Raar! Fear me, for I am Zozobra. Raaar!

Yesterday Nozlkoff and I took the #516 train to Santa Fe, and after two hours arrived in the rainy capital for the burning of Zozobra. For recent relocaters, troglodytes and people reading this from the Lesser Antilles, Zozobra is an 85 year-old Santa Fe tradition where the effigy of gloom is tortured and burned.

I’d never been, but always thought I would enjoy the strange spectacle.

It was OK.

Santa Fe natives naturally seemed more into it than the others. I fancied the part where they actually tortured and burned the puppet, but standing in a baseball field, packed in like salty little fish, sustaining a substantial contact high while listening to Beatles covers and ... waiting ... is not my idea of fun.

The important thing I did take away from this experience, however, is Step Up to Life by Elmer Murdoch, an glossy, informative booklet about the “pure spiritual milk” of Jesus. Delicious.

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