The front seat of my truck is filled with grocery bags. I pull into John Kerry's driveway behind a white minivan. I speak with him through my window. He is offering a million dollars to anyone who can catch his dog. I can hear the dog barking in the trees out back. I see U, from work, aiming a camo-painted dart rifle at the dog while his sidekick looks on.
The Daily Word in hungry gators, a stegomastodon skull and a POW's return
Colleges look at fraternities to ease the pressure.
Secretary of State John Kerry sent a message to Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, urging Iraqis to “come together,” as Al Qaeda-inspired militants continue their march toward Baghdad.
Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, an American prisoner of war, has been returned to the states.
A priest was shot and killed at a church in Phoenix, Ariz., while another was wounded.
Bobby Lee Pearson, who was on trial for a burglary charge, died in a fight mere hours after being acquitted.
You don't want your gun? Take it to the landfill!
Two Chinese nationals were apprehended and face federal charges for trying to buy military sensors from an Albuquerque company and smuggle them back to China.
Doctors at UNM Hospital are trying to reconstruct an 8-month-old child's organs after she was allegedly raped by her mother's boyfriend.
A Louisiana tour guide likes to swim with gators … and feed them … with his mouth.
The Daily Word in hidden cameras, hidden faces, thrifting for Breaking Bad threads and Americans have the right to be stupid
Missing 14 year old Dylan Redwine's parents will be (arguing) on Dr. Phil today and tomorrow.
BP is going to the mat defending itself in court.
Is a T.V. commercial a "game" if you have to yell at it to make it stop?
Here's the world's largest lunchbox collection and it is for sale!
There will only be one Netflix-produced season of Arrested Development.
You gotta fight. For your right. To be stupid (according to John Kerry.)
A hot air balloon exploded in Egypt.
The Daily Word in John Kerry, Mayan Apocolypse, and Kitten for Christmas.
President Obama to nominate John Kerry as next Secretary of State.
ESPN analyst receives 30-day suspension for racial remarks against RG3.
New Mexico lawmaker Ben Lujan died Tuesday.
Gangnam Style became the first video on Youtube to reach one billion views.
Congrats, you appear to have survived the Mayan Apocalypse!
On that note, here are the most hilarious tweets about the end of the world.
Former U.S. Olympian apologizes for working as a call girl.
The NRA wants armed police officers in every school across the country.
The story of Graham getting a family for Christmas.
The Daily Word in pacemaker cells, lunar crashes, paranormal sightings
Lobos beat up the Aggies to move their record to 11-0.
New lab study shows results for a gene inserted into ordinary heart cells transforming them into " pacemaker" cells that regulate cardiac rhythm.
Baby girl Brinna Milligan delivered by her father on the side of I-25 yesterday morning.
Police say a man stabbed his neighbor because the victim’s niece was playing and being too loud.
Everybody loves a good crash, NASA included. The organization is ending the missions of two spacecraft by smacking them into a lunar mountain at almost 4,000 mph.
The best paranormal sightings of 2012.
The best satellite images of 2012.
What does Middle Earth look like from space?
Save the raptors!
Don’t you just hate it when someone steals your driveway?
Rock Hill Herald apologizes for displaying a large ad for guns next to their story about the Sandy Hook shooting.
Tiny, yippy dogs can now protect homes too.
Jedi is the seventh-most popular religion in Great Britain.
The Daily Word in air strikes, McAfee, poverty and pee
The head of Hamas' military was assassinated.
Sen. John Kerry is being vetted to take over as Secretary of Defense.
Girls in foster care are especially at risk of being trafficked.
"If you do that to me again, I'll punch you out."
McAfee is a computer virus software brand. It's also a guy running from the law.
Paul Ryan's tired of talking about presidential politics.
The power of pee.
"A precarious state of existence."
Voter groups, charted.
What's old is new again.
Rep. Dennis Kucinich is scheduled to hold a hearing on the use of drones.
Our current world map is subject to change.
The Daily Word in paper clip root canals, WikiLeaks on TV and Disney’s hairy employees
The nominees for the 84th Academy Awards are announced.
An Albuquerque man is arrested for entering the Peace and Justice Center and stabbing a figurine.
Wake Technical Community College was locked down this morning after receiving reports of a man with a gun.
Newt Gingrich threatens to cancel debates if the audience isn’t allowed to cheer.
Meanwhile, Mitt Romney makes around $12 million a year and only pays 15 percent in taxes.
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange announces the launching of a controversial TV show
Fort Worth could fine you if your dogs bark for more than ten minutes.
Studies say abortion is safer than giving birth.
This Massachusetts dentist was found guilty of using paper clips in root canals.
John Kerry shows up to the White House beat up with two black eyes. Ice hockey. Right.
Disney now allows their theme park employees to grow beards and goatees. Disney magic.
Graphic anti-abortion ads are set to air in some markets during the Super Bowl.
For those who hate the testosterone-driven trials of the Super Bowl, the starting lineup for Puppy Bowl VIII is announced.